Your Elementary Student Doesn't Need A Cell phone. Brad Trackman

2020-ж., 12-сен.
50 796 Көрүүлөр

Your elementary student doesn't need a cell phone, if they're like Brad Trackman they can wait until they're 29 years old. Whether it's having to use the green left handed scissors, or telling your child they can't have a cell phone until they are 29 years old, this clip from Brad Trackman's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. Watch Brad Trackman's Full Dry Bar Comedy special "Thanks" available only at
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  • "I want you to treat me like I'm illiterate, grrrr." 😂😂😂😂 Too funny.

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroАй мурун
  • I NEED THE GREEN SCISSORS!!! The cell phone thing is almost not funny. 😳😂

    BarbieBarbieАй мурун
  • Sucked

    Chris SchmitzChris SchmitzАй мурун
  • Leftie here. We had red handled scissors that said left on them...They always gave me them..I could never use them...

    Liss LissingtonLiss LissingtonАй мурун
  • Left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds. 👍

    Elmore Gliding ClubElmore Gliding ClubАй мурун
  • Facts! I didn't get my first cell phone till I was 21 years old, and my mom brought it for me as a bday present. It was a Verizon prepaid 😄

    StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
  • My parents made me get a cell phone when I was 15 i didn't want one. Yes i said i didn't want one. I do have a cell phone now and use it strictly for a cell phone, the only app i have on it is a weather app. Im watching this on my tablet. And im only 24. Im not big into new technology. I wear a $ 19.80 Casio watch. I never want a smart watch and I don't need a rolex to look fancy. Kids today want the newest technology i just want to be happy everyday and enjoy life get outside. Walk my dog. Enjoy the world we have.

    Taylor WendtTaylor WendtАй мурун
  • Okay this guy reminds me of Kevin James

    Taylor WendtTaylor WendtАй мурун
  • what a coincidence i was 29 too when i got my first cell phone

    Anita BurkeAnita BurkeАй мурун
  • Meh.

    Joe Max FpvJoe Max FpvАй мурун
  • This guy sucks

    yo mamayo mamaАй мурун
  • What's with the green scissors? Does it mean something?

    RaziRaziАй мурун
    • They were made for left handed people

      Dana NDana NАй мурун
  • Omg I use a similar cell phone joke in my bit. Arghhhh!!!!!!

    Ms GMs GАй мурун
  • him: did you cut the umbilical cord with any of your kids? me: no, i used the green scissors.

    DraganGrazicDraganGrazicАй мурун
  • I got my first cell phone when I was 36. I only had it because I worked in sales for Motorola and they issued a phone and paid the airtime bill.

    Earthworms CrawlEarthworms CrawlАй мурун
  • Finally! Another short left handed person!

    Emily LynchEmily LynchАй мурун
  • His depression kind of made me depressed & I'm a happy guy. I think he might be better if he could see the humor in his own humor.

    XroXroАй мурун
  • Jesus Loves You

    Jesus LovesJesus LovesАй мурун
  • WEAK!

    Arakasi AcomaArakasi AcomaАй мурун
  • My hand ate my homework deserved a bigger laugh 🤣

    StarScream 777StarScream 777Ай мурун
    • Totally 😂

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickАй мурун
    • @Bobbie Grimes one of them green scissors racals huh 😂

      StarScream 777StarScream 777Ай мурун
    • I'm a lefty and that line had me crying!

      Bobbie GrimesBobbie GrimesАй мурун
    • I got the feeling that joke went over a few people's heads.

      Aaron ShirkAaron ShirkАй мурун
  • 😆❤️

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldАй мурун
  • He is GREAT. Good laughs. Thx.

    littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.Ай мурун
  • I remember the green scissors.

    JediSiouxsieJediSiouxsieАй мурун
    • I'm so old they didn't have green scissors.😝☺☺☺

      Lu KaplanLu KaplanАй мурун
  • I have to agree with his last point. The absolute earliest a kid should have their own phone is high school.

    kingofbudokaikingofbudokaiАй мурун
    • the earliest should be when you get a car. thats the only time you need one. they need to bring back pagers

      dirtrider88dirtrider88Ай мурун
  • I grew up kinda broke. I just bought my first cell phone at 29. How ironic is that. Lol.

    Katherine TrimbleKatherine TrimbleАй мурун
  • I feel bad for his neck. I tried sticking my head that far out in front of my body, and it hurts.

    JustOneAsbestoJustOneAsbestoАй мурун
  • Women Like intelligent men? My chances just went up

    ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom I do try to have all those

      ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • @Kiskil Lilla heh spelling is not my strong suit. I'm a numbers person

      ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • What attracts someone to another? Take notes. Their Faith in God and the Lord, ntelligence, kindness, the mind and the heart... at least for me. Stay safe, ok? 🙏❤🙏

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • *intelligent

      Kiskil LillaKiskil LillaАй мурун
  • My 6 ½ year old nephew has both an iPad and iPhone. And he knows how to use them better than me and I'm 61 lol

    Jacky FriedmanJacky FriedmanАй мурун
    • 60 here. Can totally relate, lol!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • Ey! Green scissor man. "Lefty is besty"

    Ronny ShamaRonny ShamaАй мурун
  • I expected so much more from this...

    MaddieMaddieАй мурун
  • The end was the best part and well worth the wait 😆

    Di Di BeeDi Di BeeАй мурун
  • Green scissors must've been something local to him. I'm left handed and never heard of this. But then they also forced me to learn to use scissors with my right hand so.....

    jae birdjae birdАй мурун
  • Comedians talking about their spawn.... is there anything less interesaing?

    Think FloydThink FloydАй мурун
  • The biggest plight of a lefty= pencil smuge marks on paper and the edge of your hand coated with graphite

    fattyjaybirdfattyjaybirdАй мурун
    • fattyjaybird As a lefty I can confirm

      KissySquidKissySquidАй мурун
  • The title alone is worth a like.

    Landon GraberLandon GraberАй мурун
    • Agreed

      Kathryne HierscheKathryne HierscheАй мурун
    • only the title

      Cheri WhartonCheri WhartonАй мурун
  • I didn't get my first cell phone until I bought it myself. I was 19

    Ryu MajinRyu MajinАй мурун
  • Best part was imagining that the backdrop was a huge Reese's cup

    Teresa MehlerTeresa MehlerАй мурун
    • 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickАй мурун
  • Started off strong but fell flat towards the end

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto RicoАй мурун
  • I literally just smiled the whole time watching this. Awkwardly...

    Lyric MaloLyric MaloАй мурун
  • Awe, most do need a accessible phone. Personal trainers are too explicit.

    Jina GibsonJina GibsonАй мурун
  • I wonder what smartphones will be like in 18 years.

    Michael HartmanMichael HartmanАй мурун
    • @pokedude 32 uhhh... because he wanted to, or it popped into his head, might be part of his lame script?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • There won't be smartphones, just smart holograms

      ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • Really what made you think of that ? 🤔

      pokedude 32pokedude 32Ай мурун
  • When do the jokes start

    kaykay12152kaykay12152Ай мурун
  • Green scissors = Best. Callback. Ever.

    CounterCultureWISECounterCultureWISEАй мурун
  • I was 68 years old before I got my first cell phone

    Martin AlonzoMartin AlonzoАй мурун
    • @Denise Vasquez Lemrick how many people bought those bricks

      ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • @ima potato cell phones existed for us people since the mid to late 90's...over 20 years ago when Martin would have been in his mid to late 40's I'm yes they did exist.......

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickАй мурун
    • I was 34 yrs old....I'm 54 now...🤷

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickАй мурун
    • Are you 78 now...and WHY WOULD you be subbed to PEWDIEPIE...BS

    • Cool

      Rosie ClarkeRosie ClarkeАй мурун
  • I am left handed and I know what he is taking abt

    Fan EditsFan EditsАй мурун
  • 1.2/10 delivery of jokes was as dry as the joke itself. People barely laughed in the audience.

    GLG UnleashedGLG UnleashedАй мурун
    • By barely laughed..... you didn't watch through the whole video didn't you.

      LiteAsuraLiteAsuraАй мурун
    • You're not funny either.

      Michael HartmanMichael HartmanАй мурун
    • I enjoy this type of delivery but this time it was quite too dry indeed.

      David SDavid SАй мурун
  • Want is different than a need

    Josh JacksonJosh JacksonАй мурун
  • What is going to happen with my son's on the way to school if someone stop's them and no one hears their call for help.......or too scared too help 911 will show up with no questions any race or reason......

    Josh JacksonJosh JacksonАй мурун
    • @istyleonu Grammar? Grammar Queen here. It's they're, with an apostrophe, a contraction of the words THEY and ARE. Lol.@.u.again... 🤣 rofl.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • AMEN AND AMEN. My son had one in 6th grade, just a straight up flip cell phone. No yt, internet. We both worked 40-60 hours a week, and he knew that he could walk out of class, on the school bus or otherwise call us any time, anywhere. Period. Today, he teaches me about smart phones, though I'm catching up. We have the same cell phone, lol. Stay safe, ok?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • @KissySquid I know. But it's the Internet. I was trying to be polite. Because either you were joking or you really didn't understand. I bet on the wrong horse. There are people not from the U.S., but whatever.

      Drtbag39Drtbag39Ай мурун
    • Drtbag39 No no we’re just having a little fun with this person’s English there’s a thread with Josh J. just complaining and having terrible internet penmanship

      KissySquidKissySquidАй мурун
    • @Drtbag39 nah. Part of stupid is that you don't get humor.

      CounterCultureWISECounterCultureWISEАй мурун
  • Brad doesnt need a cellphone.

    Grapetone NatchesGrapetone NatchesАй мурун
  • 1st joke

    Sparkes TVSparkes TVАй мурун
  • Looool

    Sparkes TVSparkes TVАй мурун
  • fIrSt

    RepublicTrooperRepublicTrooperАй мурун
    • What do we have for him Johnny?

      RastaGyal JenJenRastaGyal JenJenАй мурун
    • Darn bro 🅱️eaT m3 to iT

      KissySquidKissySquidАй мурун