You Should Only Eat Things You Can Pronounce. Susan Jones

2020-ж., 16-окт.
30 167 Көрүүлөр

You should only eat things you can pronounce if you want to lose weight, luckily for Susan Jones she can pronounce things like sugar and butter. If you're ready for a laugh, while learning about what is healthy to eat and what isn't watch "Lady Ha Ha" by Susan Jones only at
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  • One negative comment from me.

    Cooked Comedy ChannelCooked Comedy Channel6 күн мурун
  • Omg the bugles on the fingertips. Takes me back to when I used to put bugles on my fingertips. 🤣

    beth thompsonbeth thompson9 күн мурун
  • LOL

    GorakhnathGorakhnath9 күн мурун
  • Wow, she's full of skit.

    Child of GodChild of God10 күн мурун
  • Olives r a fruit tho so makes sense

    kj lokj lo10 күн мурун
  • F'n TANK certainly know much 'bout eating! - -> URP!

    Us and ThemUs and Them11 күн мурун
  • Fun fact: In Soviet Russia, the bottles vodka came in were NOT resealable.

    ccggenius12ccggenius1211 күн мурун
  • I love this woman lol She is too funny.

    Nilta MimsNilta Mims11 күн мурун
  • I LOVE this lady! She's hilarious!

    M JamesM James11 күн мурун
  • I'm guessing she eats anything and everything.

    Oh HanselOh Hansel11 күн мурун
  • Good work on the "food log!"

    Aeron JarrettAeron Jarrett11 күн мурун
  • Hello, I enjoyed your secial... I have a thyroid problem and as much as I try cannot gain weight, but my fiance body shames herself, but I think beautiful is in the mind and not what look. There two people in this me... it's you are inside that counts. And in my eyes everyone is beautiful in their own right... thank you for being strong and funny as hell. Be safe and God bless... cause you are funny and cool. These types of things keep me from going crazy. Hope to see more of your acts some time soon.

    Justin GibsonJustin Gibson11 күн мурун
  • Lol I love her she's funny

    47 Hippo47 Hippo11 күн мурун
  • She seem very good at spelling then

    Anh Trịnh TuấnAnh Trịnh Tuấn11 күн мурун
  • She is hilarious!

    traczebabetraczebabe11 күн мурун
  • Well, at last, an excuse not to eat quinoa.

    Anna Lieff-SaxbyAnna Lieff-Saxby11 күн мурун
  • ♥️👏😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald11 күн мурун
  • LOL!!!🤣😂🤣😂 Love her!!💜 And I love the hell out of Black&Green olives!! I load the crap out of my salads with them. Never will I stop lol

    JessicaJessica11 күн мурун
  • Honey eat a cup of olives, they are great for you! But you’re funny!

    Shauna CarpenterShauna Carpenter11 күн мурун
  • Sugar lol

    Ryan SearsRyan Sears11 күн мурун
  • Three Olives what the hell he's just going to eat three olives🤣😂😅😆😃💛🧡

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark11 күн мурун
  • That's hilarious yes Susan is a very common name I have a sister named Susan she would probably would have said the same thing👏👍🤟🤟🤣😂😅😆😃💛🧡

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark11 күн мурун
  • I think I laughed harder at this three minute clip than any other dry bar comic! This was epic!

    Lucine DarakjianLucine Darakjian11 күн мурун
  • I about died laughing. Please put up this lady's full skit!

    keithdfox2keithdfox211 күн мурун
  • I clicked, because I already agreed with the title. I've always said that xD Don't eat what you can't say

    Lana Jig-makerLana Jig-maker11 күн мурун
  • Just going off the title, this woman must be an English major!

    ogEvanAlmightyogEvanAlmighty11 күн мурун
  • “Ate a bag of sugar and a stick of butter” LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    Robert HernandezRobert Hernandez11 күн мурун
  • If she was slim fit she would be wifey material to me, nice smile, decent face and actually a funny lady which is rare on its own, but she comes in too large of a dosage

    coffee guzzlercoffee guzzler11 күн мурун
  • Yeah I noticed Virgil's eyeshadow too! I wonder what the changing could mean. It seems to be purple when he's positive and black when he's negative. Part of me is kinda theorizing that Virgil could possibly be becoming more than anxiety, maybe he's also becoming Thomas's bravery

    Rebekah LarsenRebekah Larsen11 күн мурун
  • Wow she was truly funny !⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️braking down the stereo type that women comedians aren’t funny

    Mr. A Gigitty gigittyMr. A Gigitty gigitty11 күн мурун
  • She's hillarious.

    JTuaimJTuaim11 күн мурун
  • She's super funny!

    RenRen11 күн мурун
  • real sick of fat comedians making their entire act about being fat. you are a human being, not just blubber.

    Janet SteinmanJanet Steinman11 күн мурун
  • So I cannot eat War Chester Shire sauce ?

    Philippe H.Philippe H.11 күн мурун
    • Nobody can.

      Scrambles the Death DealerScrambles the Death Dealer11 күн мурун
  • She's hilarious! I want to go find more of her stuff! 😂👍

    Jena CallaciJena Callaci11 күн мурун
  • She made me crack my expensive charcoal face mask with smiling. Lol She is very funny.

    Lyric MaloLyric Malo11 күн мурун
    • i get it bro

      H KH K11 күн мурун
  • Yeeeeesssssss!!! MORE OF HER!!!!

    Erin JamesErin James11 күн мурун
  • Thanks for the laugh! To those with unkind comments, unless it is just a sketch, she appears to be working with someone to improve her health. With the exception of those who proclaim that excess weight is good, large people do not need you to remind them of their size. If you actually care, be kind.

    Eureka HopeEureka Hope11 күн мурун
    • She has had a couple more videos on here and said she has lost well over those morons can stick their comments. 😁

      Tim 57Tim 5711 күн мурун
    • Unfortunately all too many people that have never had weight issues just assume a heavy person is either a glutton, a couch potato, or lacking in willpower. The concept that the person may have a health or metabolism problem never even occures to them. My best friend put on 100 extra pounds when a new medication screwed with her metabolism. And thanks to an undiagnosed thyroid problem I went from a size 12 to a size 24 over a 30 year period. Despite the fact I was eating more healthy than most people do, and had a physically demanding job. But we have both been bullied for our weight, even by friends and family.

      Julie BakerJulie Baker11 күн мурун
  • "Don't eat anything you can't pronounce." I'm a chemistry student, a former EMT, and a lifelong enthusiast for Linguistics, Engineering,and anything else I can shove between my ears. So that motto does me no good. 😂

    Brandon TaitanoBrandon Taitano11 күн мурун
    • I can relate, lol.

      graceoverallgraceoverall7 күн мурун
    • @Julie Baker Well, considering that hydroxyethle cellulose is a gelling and thickening agent, I think you could use it to turn the mashers back into potatoes... Sans skin, of course.

      Brandon TaitanoBrandon Taitano11 күн мурун
    • You two are equally cringe, you should hookup

      LeoLeo11 күн мурун
    • Yeah I know. You don't tell an English major that taught herself how to read phonetically at 4 years old despite dyslexia, something like that. That means I can eat just about ANYTHING. Hydroxyethyl cellulose? Ok. Does it go better on ice cream or mashed potatoes? 🙊😉

      Julie BakerJulie Baker11 күн мурун
  • This lady is fantastic 😂

    Jake KaiserJake Kaiser11 күн мурун
    • Want to see more 😂

      Eric WillingsEric Willings11 күн мурун
  • Seriously, she could beat me in any competition that you can name.

    88Shinto88Shinto11 күн мурун
    • A foot race? If yes thats not good, she doesn't look like a speedster

      Brutus BrutusBrutus Brutus11 күн мурун
  • Looks like she can pronounce alot

    Vincent JamesVincent James11 күн мурун
    • I see what you did there...

      Philippe H.Philippe H.11 күн мурун
  • She's fantastic

    Amy Sue WestAmy Sue West11 күн мурун
  • She should probably just stop eating altogether.

    M CM C11 күн мурун
    • @M C I need to know why you seem to think this is your business? How's much she eats or how long she lives is her choice. You, my dear, have no say in the matter. I'm sure Susan could care less than I do of your moronic little opinion on her size or how long she has to live. The thing is the moment you decided you didn't like this beautiful young lady you should have clicked off but instead you tried to insult her. You only embarrassed yourself. Now. Go back to mommy's basement little boy.. it's time for cartoons.

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott8 күн мурун
    • @M C You continue to be as loving, kind, and gentle as you are displaying. May your compassion continue to draw many to you as your pleasant ways make all come near you embrace you as they feel your welcoming words uplift and edify them.

      Sharon SmallsSharon Smalls8 күн мурун
    • @Nena Elliott I don’t have to wish her dead. If you’re that a fat, you’re going into an early grave. Fact.

      M CM C8 күн мурун
    • @Sharon Smalls no it isn’t. Obesity kills.

      M CM C8 күн мурун
    • @Sharon Smalls She has had a couple more videos on here and said she has lost well over these morons can stick their comments. 😁

      Tim 57Tim 5711 күн мурун
  • I haven’t laughed like this in over 5 yrs: exception the olives and olivethem joke 😂😂❤️

    Lo Anne LightLo Anne Light11 күн мурун
    • Check out Brian Regan....try not to pee your pants

      born2xlr8 yepborn2xlr8 yep11 күн мурун
    • What a striking woman. A vaudevillian.

      Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block11 күн мурун
    • Watch Brad Upton on this KGworld channel! His deal is like 40 mins long but its probably the funniest I've seen so far and I've watched a bunch! Boomer triggers gen z snowflakes is his show name, its hilarious!

      Brutus BrutusBrutus Brutus11 күн мурун
    • Like a roman emperor.... decided who dies... and olives

      Philippe H.Philippe H.11 күн мурун
  • "..... of Sugar"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    JJoh4040JJoh404011 күн мурун