You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special

2020-ж., 15-сен.
202 937 Көрүүлөр

You're old if you sound like this! Ross Bennett is here to break down the joys of being old and all the weird noises you make once you become old. This Dry Bar Comedy special from Ross Bennett is full of hilarious stories from growing up in New York to stories about his military father and it. is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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  • Ross is absolutely adorable! I don't mind profanity, but clean comedy is um, . . a treat.

    DK Dempcey Knight DKDK Dempcey Knight DK14 саат мурун
  • So funny I peed a little from laughing!

    amjPeaceamjPeace16 саат мурун
  • Great show! LOL funny. Didn't want it to end. Quirky style, perfect delivery. More like this, please.

    Tori MorganTori Morgan3 күн мурун
  • OMG, I just told my 6 yr old that Vertical Crack joke... my daughter looked 😒 at me with disconcerted eyes.... that was funnier than the joke!!!

    bllouriasbllourias3 күн мурун
  • Just occurred to me that Ross’ smile makes him look like Jonathan Lipnicki (the kid from Jerry Maguire). Ross probably resembled Jonathan during his childhood

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazzi4 күн мурун
  • One of a kind! Outstanding!

    MontyMonty10 күн мурун
  • “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭3:16‬

    Kyle GKyle G11 күн мурун
  • He is the best comedian by far.

    Bill HenryBill Henry12 күн мурун
  • I had to have a colonoscopy. He's right. At 63 I was informed I should already have had one. I was terrified. He's hilarious. I didn't get the chapstick joke till now. Hilarious but UGH! I talk to inanimate objects and make odd sounds. Glad I'm not the only one. LOL

    Carla AustinCarla Austin14 күн мурун
  • You sound like you old enough to notice Nerf board is. Go on that for about a half hour

    Eric BeattieEric Beattie15 күн мурун
  • The UFO it sucks when you end up on the ice and you hear it cracking p

    Eric BeattieEric Beattie15 күн мурун
  • Luckily I drove a taxi at night. My son always had a ride home

    Eric BeattieEric Beattie15 күн мурун
  • 8:35 Adjectives are easy bro, isolate the root. Presumptuous/ presumption/ presume.

    William UnderhillWilliam Underhill16 күн мурун
  • Wim Wenders is doing comedy now?

    TheTuubsterTheTuubster17 күн мурун
  • He reminds me of Lewis Black but less ornery and with cleaner material 😂😂😂

    dilapidated daffodildilapidated daffodil17 күн мурун
  • Hahaha he is the best🤣

    GruntGrunt18 күн мурун
  • Loved his routine! I can relate to so much - he and I are the same age. My sides hurt from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    Susan CammererSusan Cammerer18 күн мурун
  • I am there and I’m 19 👁💧👄💧👁

    Shonda EDShonda ED18 күн мурун
  • Looks like beaker from the muppets

    Steven ArnoldSteven Arnold19 күн мурун
  • Oh my God, I've seen a bunch of Dry Bar Comedy and this guy absolutely is one of the funniest ever.

    Bill TaggartBill Taggart19 күн мурун
  • " I don't know what i need until i'm in the store" !!! oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

    plutoplattersplutoplatters20 күн мурун
  • This guy is GOOD.

    plutoplattersplutoplatters20 күн мурун
  • This guy is definitely one of my favorites.

    David Jordon MillerDavid Jordon Miller20 күн мурун
  • One of the funniest comics I have seen

    Monique WilliamsMonique Williams20 күн мурун
  • He sounds very... Jewish xD

    LoknazLoknaz21 күн мурун
  • LMAO!!!! I don't feel so crazy anymore. He shops the same way I do.

    Mrs. B.S.Mrs. B.S.21 күн мурун
  • I really like this man! He's so realistic and funny!

    Beth MerryfieldBeth Merryfield21 күн мурун
  • These standups are beyond advertisement laden. They used to not be so egregiously interruptive and now every bit that the comic setups is blown. Shame on Dry Comedy Bar for changing the settings of the content from intermittent ads to constant, it's ruining the acts. BOOOOO. I will now make a point of spite to never buy any of the products or services advertised here. FYou Dry Bar. PS- Ross Bennet is the best act they've had in awhile, good flow (when it's not interrupted) and delivery.

    Liam HassettLiam Hassett22 күн мурун
  • Yup. I'm at the age of unwarranted bodily noises. Oof. Ugh. Uffdah.

    JekkuJekku22 күн мурун
  • I have seen clips before and alway wanted more. Ross, I was not disappointed! I laughed until I couldn't breathe. You are wonderful! I love how physical and expressive your comedy is. Better than Red Skelton!

    Janet ScofieldJanet Scofield22 күн мурун
  • Excelent!

    Adrian CatalinAdrian Catalin23 күн мурун
  • Love everything about this guy ...his classic comedian look..his jokes and personality are right on point

    Michael WargoMichael Wargo23 күн мурун
  • We used to *Go outside and play.* Yep.

    L i s t e n  2  L e a r n .L i s t e n 2 L e a r n .23 күн мурун
  • It started off kinda slow and i might even say cringy, but it picked up real good :)

    DaDevilDaDevil24 күн мурун
  • He totally looks like he lives on the UWS in Manhattan. Love it.

    Dawn H.Dawn H.24 күн мурун
  • the ads on here are ridiculous. Guess this is Drybars way of getting paying customers. Other than that...guy is hilarious but wont be watching anymore due to every 3 min add

    Quarter HorseQuarter Horse25 күн мурун
  • Toooo funny ! 👍

    Grateful GalGrateful Gal25 күн мурун
  • outstanding. Thank you.

    Stewart DegnerStewart Degner25 күн мурун
  • Some funny most was not. Does he shout if he wasn't deaf, I was borderline deaf because of his shouting.

    Hook BeakHook Beak25 күн мурун
  • Brilliant

    Tim WoodsTim Woods25 күн мурун
  • 🤣 awesome Watch this !

    Catherine StampsCatherine Stamps25 күн мурун
  • Your awesome!

    Catherine StampsCatherine Stamps25 күн мурун
  • Lmao -

    Catherine StampsCatherine Stamps25 күн мурун
  • I don’t have a list! Lmao 😂

    Catherine StampsCatherine Stamps25 күн мурун
  • He absolutely killed it! :D

    Eliezer SosaEliezer Sosa25 күн мурун
  • Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!

    Queen CarterQueen Carter25 күн мурун
  • I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff

    Josiah JunkinJosiah Junkin25 күн мурун
  • so good

    Jake DownsJake Downs25 күн мурун
  • No heiny till it's nice and shiny!

    Joe FJoe F26 күн мурун
  • FYI ... something around 56°C is the highest temperature a surface in the space station (many experiments are done in ovens that get VERY hot) can be to prevent the astronauts floating around from burning their skin, so 76°C would be really hot. Also: the USA is a third class country if you dont have thermostats on your radiators ... And lastly: come join the civilised world and ditch your stupid units!

    Muck006Muck00626 күн мурун
  • One of the g.o.a.t's for sure

    Rich HumphreyRich Humphrey26 күн мурун
  • Hun' of those guys killed a female moose a few years back and dragged it from the back of his truck through town. Town was furious...dont know what happened to him.

    Subtle NatureSubtle Nature26 күн мурун
  • He’s the best!!! Absolutely Love Him!!! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰

    Jennifer PhillipsJennifer Phillips27 күн мурун
  • Vertical butt crack....bout the funniest thing i've heard in a long time!!!

    firebythewaterfirebythewater27 күн мурун
  • One of the best

    Rich HumphreyRich Humphrey27 күн мурун
  • I can only image the sound that he makes when taking a dump in the bathroom peeyou!!!

    Raul SalazarRaul Salazar27 күн мурун
  • Great

    Edward BlaskoEdward Blasko28 күн мурун
  • Funny as hell ! I really enjoyed the military father routine. Reminds me of my father. Great jokes all around.

    TedBronson1918TedBronson191828 күн мурун
  • Hilarious! !

    Clutz WinsteadClutz Winstead29 күн мурун
  • Hilarious!

    Luwanna McLaurinLuwanna McLaurin29 күн мурун
  • Herps!!

    Jack HandyJack Handy29 күн мурун
  • As an Iowan, that one joke didn’t slide right

    Carrington BybeeCarrington BybeeАй мурун
  • He’s friggin adorable 🤣

  • Western New

    Lama 69Lama 69Ай мурун
  • I’m from upstate NY. here ya!

    Olive WooOlive WooАй мурун
  • dang it.I hoped he wouldn't use old terminologies for transgender.Ah,hell with it,he was funny

    Dimitris KaberisDimitris KaberisАй мурун
  • Retired nurse. That colonoscopy routine always cracks me up. Lots of truth in the jokes there.

    Linda RobertsLinda RobertsАй мурун
  • Frakking funny!

    Celeste WidmanCeleste WidmanАй мурун
  • Couldn't stand that he shouting the whole time, gave me a headache. Could have been a receivable bit but I had to turn him off!!

    Erica AllbrightErica AllbrightАй мурун
  • Utah 4 life, sucka!!😂😂😂😂😂

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroАй мурун
  • Alaskans can use a Canadian coins so we are used to them! Funny guy! He is great!

    Lisa ShresthaLisa ShresthaАй мурун
  • looks like his Audience is Deaf , all that freaking yelling

    FurryFaceFurryFaceАй мурун
    • Old people

      Daniel DanielsDaniel DanielsАй мурун
  • science fiction is when you call someone and they already know who you are , oh yeah Call display forgot about that

    FurryFaceFurryFaceАй мурун
  • .maybe..he s not george carlin ,, but , he at least deserves to remain in the same cemetery . Thank you so much !!! For such rare genius !!!!!!!

    newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
  • I laugh so hard I farted.

    Thomas CuevasThomas CuevasАй мурун
  • This guy is too funny 😂

    Thomas CuevasThomas CuevasАй мурун
  • I’m still laughing at the butt crack joke.

    Thomas CuevasThomas CuevasАй мурун
  • Hornell!!!! WOOT!! WOOT!!

    P ClappP ClappАй мурун
  • So-o-o good i am dividing this in to two acts. Act 1 ...on the beaches of Normandy with the pwufff sound... stay tuned to Act 2. Act 1 was fabulous. Thanks Ross. I needed this.

    Katharine BuckmanKatharine BuckmanАй мурун
  • Well we know there are some people in NY who don't know what a garbage disposal is. Why not a thermostat?

    DreidMusicalXDreidMusicalXАй мурун
  • Loved the joke about the chapstick. :D

    DrinkinSlimDrinkinSlimАй мурун
  • This guy is always awesome! I love it when he says to the young kids, "there's are some things you just don't know!" My son thought he knew it all, of course! I'd say Son, how do you know and he'd say Mom, I just know. 😜

    Pam GonzalezPam GonzalezАй мурун
  • That used to be one of my favourite games, TVs don't change channel that fast anymore

    an otheran otherАй мурун
  • I do that and I'm a lazy 16 year old. Just outta shape

    TwistedjaideTwistedjaideАй мурун
  • First time I ever heard him say Fffffffft! 🤭

    an otheran otherАй мурун
  • Mort irl

    MrNaimeeMrNaimeeАй мурун
  • "Things get sparkly" Been there done that! 😆

    szqsk8szqsk8Ай мурун
  • My thermostat joke is : 'Alexa set temperature to 71' Guess I make noises now too. When I turn out the lights, 'Alexa turn out the lights.' ... 'Thank you.' Even setting the alarm, 'Hey Google, set my alarm for 8am'

    Mike DevyneMike DevyneАй мурун
  • These drybars are largely hit and miss but this one is definitely a hit!

    maxi memaxi meАй мурун
  • bdibdbdibdbdibdbdib.... Bwuahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    ChiramisuChiramisuАй мурун
  • I laughed aloud!!! He's incredibly funny!!!

    melvina628melvina628Ай мурун
  • cool

    JeffreyViewsJeffreyViewsАй мурун
  • Very funny 😄

    Peter CobaltPeter CobaltАй мурун
  • Slow start, but man....during the middle on end...I could NOT STOP laughing, crying, & farting at the same time!

    Mark DelfinoMark DelfinoАй мурун
  • These comedians are all unique and so funny without curses, violent references lol

    Aggie RoweAggie RoweАй мурун
  • I was I tears when he said "that woman is a lie"😂😂😂😂

    Tlotlo TseoleTlotlo TseoleАй мурун
  • Something I never like about most comedians (and I love comedy)is their lack of flow for transitions. All those years of public school beating us over with essay writing has done a number on me. This man was virtually flawless in my opinion! Thank you, kind sir! And thank you, Dry Bar 👍👍

    Samantha CharltonSamantha CharltonАй мурун
    • I hate essay especially as ESL ., Obviously he went to a different type of public school than modern

      Pamir BadakhshanPamir Badakhshan7 күн мурун
  • It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

    ken whitakerken whitakerАй мурун
  • I got all of your jokes!! 😂😂😂I clicked because of the title and I’m glad I did. I laughed from beginning to end. Thank you I really needed to laugh. I will definitely be looking for more videos.

    sommer Franklinsommer FranklinАй мурун
  • 🤣funny guy

    JessicaJessicaАй мурун