You Have To Look Good On The First Day Of School. Jay Stevens

2020-ж., 23-авг.
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You have to look good on the first day of school, or anywhere you go according to Jay Stevens, we always want to look our best, we might even lay our clothes about before we get in the shower, if you're someone who does this, or if you just enjoy looking good in general then you'll enjoy this clip from Jay Stevens' full Dry Bar Comedy Special "Life Is Hilarious" available to watch at
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  • Lol “yo mama click boom”🤣

    Alexis BrownAlexis BrownАй мурун

    Alexis BrownAlexis BrownАй мурун
  • Awesome energy! Seems the crowd wasn't feeling it though

    A BA BАй мурун
  • Wait till this screen light up 😅

    A BA BАй мурун
  • Can't be wasting an outfit 😅😅

    A BA BАй мурун
  • You sound dumb

    Universe sUniverse sАй мурун
  • I do miss that clap of slamming the phone down on someone... 😂

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
  • Oh my😂🤣🙃. Dry bar, you are awesome!

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 ай мурун
  • Eat your cereal you must

    I eat CEREAL!!!I eat CEREAL!!!2 ай мурун

    Miro DorgenoisMiro Dorgenois2 ай мурун
  • He is right! We went to Chuck E Cheese after proms to play games in our gowns! (Or the grocery store). 😂

    traczebabetraczebabe2 ай мурун
  • When television went off at 12midnight. Yes. We would all stand, at Grandma’s home. We were half asleep until the anthem.

    Deborah DuthieDeborah Duthie2 ай мурун
  • Drop that thermos on a triple digit day and have to carry it home for about a half an hour to 45 minutes in the sun everything that was in the lunch box was solid by the time you got home and don't let your milk be two days close to expiration with the triple-digit heat it's all downhill from there your name was stinky that day especially if it broke in your backpack especially if it was chocolate milk rrrr

    slayer 1slayer 12 ай мурун
  • He seems like a cool dude but this may not be the best line of business for him

    Jones JJones J2 ай мурун
  • That’s Sommore’s whole routine

    Amar SmithAmar Smith2 ай мурун
  • Wanted to laugh, tried to laugh, couldn't laugh oh well

    Hershel WeaverHershel Weaver2 ай мурун
    • It was funny. Also it wasn’t funny.

      KB SKB S2 ай мурун
  • Love my flip phone at the end 😎🚬..the rest is just ego centrist

    beatleme2beatleme22 ай мурун
  • Where else can I go!!!! Very good. enjoyed it!

    StevenSteven2 ай мурун
  • 😆

    Jacobi PanamaJacobi Panama2 ай мурун
  • I don't understand why kids allow themselves to get bullied on social media. Just turn it off. When I was growing up if you had a bully you had to fight or flight!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🤕

    Cee CeeCee Cee2 ай мурун
  • Dude you're not funny. Too many jokes fell flat. Non funny delivery.

    StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 ай мурун
  • It was real easy to hang up on somebody with a corded desk phone. 😁☎👍

    Robert ScottRobert Scott2 ай мурун
  • yoo ill stay out until 4am if i looked good at 12pm but if i have to get ready for the club at 10pm im not goin

    listerinelisterine2 ай мурун
  • perfect timing

    ArtLover AnimationArtLover Animation2 ай мурун
  • crikey, that's heavy accent - can't understand a word...well, a few perhaps.

    BumpkinBumpkin2 ай мурун
    • Im from Germany and i can understand every single word.

      Jeremy StigJeremy Stig2 ай мурун
    • Really? Where are you from? I didn't have any trouble, but I'm from around Seattle... This is coming from someone who often had to pass the phone to a co-worker if someone with a heavy accent called... 😅

      MelamiMelami2 ай мурун
  • Too much audience participation.

    Christopher BassettChristopher Bassett2 ай мурун
    • @Christopher Bassett it kinda depends. If a comedian can make jokes based of the new information that they give, it shows skill. If they instead make the audience be the entertainment, then that shows lack of. Personally, I think he's close to the middle, doing a little bit of both, but more of the first then second

      Joseph IzuJoseph Izu2 ай мурун
    • @Joseph Izu Or lack of.

      Christopher BassettChristopher Bassett2 ай мурун
    • That's part of improv, it shows the skill of the comedian

      Joseph IzuJoseph Izu2 ай мурун
  • Hilarious

    MarLa HudginsMarLa Hudgins2 ай мурун
  • So funny & yep he's right. Back in the day. So many things have changed

    Terri DrollingerTerri Drollinger2 ай мурун
  • Stole the first day of school joke from Mike Epps...

    DarkE93DarkE932 ай мурун
  • It's good!!!

    Daniel NunezDaniel Nunez2 ай мурун
  • He stole the phone joke but otherwise ok

    Selfish StocktonSelfish Stockton2 ай мурун
    • Loved the phone joke even if it isn't his.

      Clifford SouchetClifford Souchet2 ай мурун
    • That's Ok; Robin Williams was a sponge Not in User meaning, but he Soaked up everything he heard and used others' & didn't even realize it wasn't his in the first place: "Good Morning, Viet Nam"

      Lorna KimLorna Kim2 ай мурун
  • You are AWESOME ! ! !

    Joann HopkinsJoann Hopkins2 ай мурун
  • I was just talking about the hanging up with a flip phone part! Those were beautiful times when you could hang up on someone with an attitude. Nowadays, if your phone isn't on speaker, you waiting (what feels like) an extra 15 seconds of awkwardness waiting for your screen to work right so you can hit the 'end call' button.

    K R AY N EK R AY N E2 ай мурун
    • @K R AY N E I see. a flip phone with a full size screen that folds.

      Otto TaterOtto TaterАй мурун
    • @Otto Tater You're adding things to the conversation that I wasn't talking about. I wanted the new Samsung because it seems like a cool concept to go back to a flip phone. HOWEVER! Due to constantly flipping the phone and bending the screen, it does not feel promising. I'm talking about how reliable is a phone that you are constantly bending the screen to use it? Those are the terms of "long lasting" I meant.

      K R AY N EK R AY N E2 ай мурун
    • @K R AY N E I don't think of this structure and strength of the phone having to do with longevity. The only phone I've ever had break was an LG Q7 which broke putting it in the case. They quickly warrantied it and can the store Tech broke it putting it in the case the only other phone I've ever broken was when I dropped off a roof. All of the others died when their battery gave out and when software gets too big for it's memory. Sure you can push your phone to last for several years if all you want is a jitterbug function wise it will work for a decade theoretically however both AT&T has stopped using the data service that my blackberry works on even though that Hardware still works now but this forced me to reconsider operating systems so I left blackberry and went to Android because technology changes force things on us like that sometimes. My most recent phone purchase was because employment had high-level security requirements so I needed a removable memory card to deal with photos because plugging the phone in or plugging in a flash drive to a computer at work is unacceptable.

      Otto TaterOtto Tater2 ай мурун
    • @Otto Tater By "long lasting", I meant the structure of the phone do to having to bend the screen. And you clearly know nothing about phones. Phones last as long as you make them last. That's the same tactic these phone companies use to get you to upgrade and you clearly fall for it. I've had my phone for about 7 years with no problems. I know my comment confused you, but I promise I wasn't born yesterday.

      K R AY N EK R AY N E2 ай мурун
    • @K R AY N E long lasting? It is a cellphone. You get 3.5 years max. It is a cellphone. You do not get a choice due to technology changes. You must replace your phone. It is in the plan, we do not get a choice. Where can you find a 2 year old used phone being reviewed?

      Otto TaterOtto Tater2 ай мурун
  • Awesome! XD

    Master KixanaMaster Kixana2 ай мурун
  • He’s right tho

    Yako JacoYako Jaco2 ай мурун
  • Enjoyed until the blasphemy.

    Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • @Salem what you're doing is called idolatry. You're shaping God to fit into a sinful life.

      Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • @Salemwe do know. He said not to more than once & made it a commandment. It's not a joke, it's a flat out insult to God.

      Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • @Vash Matrix all I'm saying is God has a sense of humor and maybe he thought it was funny you never know, he probably likes dad jokes

      SalemSalem2 ай мурун
    • @Salem It developed over time like most profanity. Most still use it as profanity & it usually goes back to the acronym in its usage. I'm not saying the Germanic roots didn't matter. I think we've gotten off the subject of blasphemy.

      Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • @Vash Matrix and that's not what it means now either

      SalemSalem2 ай мурун
  • 👋😁

    nisa branchnisa branch2 ай мурун
  • 19 views, no likes or dislikes Did KGworld fix their notifications????

    Natsu MofoNatsu Mofo2 ай мурун
  • Best video

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