You Don't Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You're Older. Jose Sarduy

2020-ж., 30-сен.
158 566 Көрүүлөр

You don't know your mom is crazy until you're older, at least Jose Sarduy didn't and when he told his friends about it, he finally realized his mom is a crazy person. Whether it's a suppository or soup, or mispronouncing the word hot dog, Jose Sarduy is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Watch " Cuban Pilot" by Jose Sarduy only at www.drybarcomedy.com/joses
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  • 42 looks 22

    Ronni PaintsRonni Paints16 саат мурун
  • What 42? hummm He's sooooo cute! Amazing!

    Deanna DobieDeanna DobieКүн мурун
  • No more chicken for me lol.

    1840skim1840skimКүн мурун
  • Maybe parents should take some advice from those without kids... clearly they made better decisions. 🤣🤣🤣

    Sterling ForbesSterling Forbes2 күн мурун
  • Stop, drop, and roll Freddy!! 😂😂😂

    Tim TomTim Tom2 күн мурун
  • Holy smokes! He's hilarious!!!!!!

    Megan GarciaMegan Garcia2 күн мурун
  • She killed a chicked in front of you? Your mom is MESSED UP.

    Amelia SommersAmelia Sommers3 күн мурун
  • My great grandma used to do the chickens like this, she used to tell stories about how one headless chicken ran into my grandma's lap and how grandma is still traumatized by chickens in general bc of this.

    Wait a minute WHAT?!Wait a minute WHAT?!3 күн мурун
    • My grandma was afraid of chickens because one jumped on her head and got its feet stuck in her hair.

      Melissa BlackwoodMelissa Blackwood2 саат мурун
  • thats abuse my dude xD

    LittleJimLittleJim4 күн мурун
  • Surprised there aren't any comments about him looking so much like Andy Samberg

    my_anaconda_oh_no_she_better_don'tmy_anaconda_oh_no_she_better_don't4 күн мурун
  • This is one funny young man !

    Gary BonesGary Bones4 күн мурун
  • 42!?! WOW!

    Jo-Ann BastingsJo-Ann Bastings4 күн мурун
  • Omg with the chicken, I'm from the islands too so I've seen the beheading of many a chicken

    NetitiaNetitia4 күн мурун
  • What's that butt hair thing? English is not my first language and I'm extremely confused now

    InvincibleAirmanInvincibleAirman5 күн мурун
    • English is my first language and I still don't know.

      Kaibigan _Kaibigan _2 күн мурун
  • "Scariest silent movie of all time!" I can't say that I've seen any silent movies that were scary (and I've seen more than a few silent movies), but this line made me laugh!

    Nym AlousNym Alous5 күн мурун
  • My father did that to me when I was 9 or 10. OMG the chicken was running! The phrase “running around like a chicken with his head cut off” became reality that day. I don’t know if that is a saying everywhere but it is in Mississippi.

    Wewe McrhyneWewe Mcrhyne5 күн мурун
  • Pretty cool heeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂

    Adisa KolaAdisa Kola6 күн мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Pamela JissuryPamela Jissury6 күн мурун
  • My dad told me to run after a headless chicken.

    ArunadawnArunadawn6 күн мурун
  • The one about killing the chicken was not funny, too terrible... Why do you tell a story like that about your mom? Only a psychopath would kill a chicken like that... sadistic...

    marion sudewomarion sudewo7 күн мурун
  • Poor guy, I hope he's doing ok now :(

    RedCaioRedCaio7 күн мурун
  • 42? I think he meant 24...

    Carina RaymondCarina Raymond7 күн мурун
  • 😂😂

    alfredo maciasalfredo macias7 күн мурун
  • I was laughing so hard during this!

    Elizabeth GoreeElizabeth Goree7 күн мурун
  • You have lived my life. I too have seen the dead chicken dance many times as a child and survived many home-remedies, the most memorable being the one for cough. It consisted of a large spoonful of sugar soaked in coal oil. As Nietzsche says, "that which does not kill us makes us stronger", though it might leave us psychologically scarred.

    dwellyndwellyn8 күн мурун
  • Thank you, i had same reaction with cleaning "ill clean the entire house" bc i got to listen to my walkman and escape the crazy temporarily 😊

    E. H.E. H.8 күн мурун
  • 42??????? Those are some AMAZING genes

    A. W.A. W.8 күн мурун
  • I watched my southern gramma do the same thing with her chickens when I was a kid. They were delicious. I wanted to try it but my mom's story about how she couldn't pop the head off when she did it made me chicken out

    Randi C.Randi C.9 күн мурун
  • Duuuude, 42? Thought like late 20s. Nom!!!

    Abby St ClaireAbby St Claire9 күн мурун
  • Jajaja

    Alexandra ZapataAlexandra Zapata9 күн мурун
  • Love this guys mannerisms!

    sachamo100sachamo1009 күн мурун
  • horrible chicken story

    katrina briekatrina brie10 күн мурун
  • Stop drop and roll freddie

    ThefeyeyedchildThefeyeyedchild10 күн мурун
  • Laughed so hard I cried! That was hysterical! 👏👏👏

    Deb MannDeb Mann10 күн мурун
  • This was me except my mother was Italian! 🤣🤣🤣

    Maria EdwardsMaria Edwards10 күн мурун
  • When he first said 'hardo, I thought he meant '"Hard Dough", as in "Hard Dough Bread". Also, what the heck is this hair in the butt business?! That sounds like some backwater type saying lol

    Louise LaliberteLouise Laliberte10 күн мурун
  • This guy is Ace!!

    D LoD Lo10 күн мурун
  • Welcome all my brothers and sisters born from crazy mothers!

    Organic AlchemistOrganic Alchemist11 күн мурун
  • oh my God that same thing happened to me with a chicken and my grandmother she killed the chicken in front of me like it was nothing that is crazy

    Charles BufordCharles Buford12 күн мурун
  • Did you say she was crazy? Don't you mean awesome?

    Katia LastovkinaKatia Lastovkina12 күн мурун
  • At 7y/o, I realized that I was the chicken killer 🐔 ☠️ 😔 My grandparents had a ranch. To keep me busy and out of their hair when I stayed the weekends with them, they would tell me to catch chickens. If I caught one I had to hold it by it’s neck and swing around in circles until the body popped off. Then it would run away and gramma would give me a dollar as a reward. Now, I didn’t know I was a chicken killer. I thought they grew new heads kinda like how a lizard can grow a new tail. One day I saw my gramma plucking feathers behind a barn from a chicken I played with earlier. Immediate flashbacks started to hit me and the guilt and dread of being a stone cold chicken killer who laughed and played.....well.... it plagues me to this day 😔 My name is Sunny, and I am a..... I......I....... I’m a chicken killer 🤭😣🤦🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

    Sunny DeeSunny Dee14 күн мурун
    • Awwwwwwwwwww

      TEE LOVETEE LOVE4 күн мурун
  • 42, funny, good looking AND single...... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

    Sunny DeeSunny Dee14 күн мурун
  • Yeah, that is how therapy starts.

    Amy CrockettAmy Crockett14 күн мурун
  • crazy moms keep you young

    arilovegoodarilovegood15 күн мурун
  • You running ‘round like a chicken with its head cut off.

    Steph DSteph D15 күн мурун
  • I love stand up comedy but I usually don't laugh. Jose had me laughing so hard I couldn't see! And, dag... You'd never guess he's 42!!

    adterpandreaadterpandrea15 күн мурун
  • And thus the phrase "running around like a chicken with his head cut off".

    muriel taintermuriel tainter15 күн мурун
  • Well.....I need to start kill'n me some chickens!😆

    IntrepidFraidyCatIntrepidFraidyCat15 күн мурун
  • My grandma and mom used to do that back in the day!. I had nightmares about the chickens heads following me!😂🤣😂

    STRANGE WORLDSTRANGE WORLD16 күн мурун
  • 42 😱😱😱 He looks 25. God bless him.

    Robin SunriseRobin Sunrise17 күн мурун
  • And just from being married to a Latino on the outside looking in, I’m gonna guess your like my husband and still don’t know the extent of crazy your dealing with 😂 I’m so glad my husband never reads the comment section 😇

    Mary HildebrandtMary Hildebrandt19 күн мурун
  • Is his mom sofia Vergara?

    Αntreas A.C.A.BΑntreas A.C.A.B19 күн мурун
  • Argh! "That is how therapy started..." So true!

    Caroline RCaroline R20 күн мурун
  • This man is awesome funny!

    Steven Love2bike!Steven Love2bike!21 күн мурун
  • 🩸🐔 “Pretty-good huh!” 🐓🩸 -

    Be Strong & CourageousBe Strong & Courageous21 күн мурун
  • You’re funny, but I don’t think I’m the only one that wants to know your skincare regimen. I mean, do you drink blood to look that young?? 🤣

    PzuPzuPzuPzu22 күн мурун
  • This was funny until the chicken story

    Melissa HaleyMelissa Haley22 күн мурун
    • Yeah, he told the story in a funny way, but it is actually pretty sad he had to see that.

      Karen CKaren C16 күн мурун
  • One day animal cruelty jokes will be as funny as racist jokes..not at all.

    DawnDawn22 күн мурун
  • OMG....poor kid traumatized for life! 🤯

    JekkuJekku23 күн мурун
  • Mind blown!!! This channels calls this "comedy"

    KevinWood44KevinWood4423 күн мурун
  • He looks like Mark Feuerstein.

    PjSnIPjSnI24 күн мурун
  • My mom killed many chickens in front of me as a child, also a goat. I was a good kid.

    Kayla LeeKayla Lee24 күн мурун
  • He reminds me of Jake Peralta from B99

    Syahmi GhaniSyahmi Ghani24 күн мурун
  • I puke blood every time I have to do fractions, too.

    葛Jennifer葛Jennifer24 күн мурун
  • This man is 42 and looks to be maybe in his late 20s!! I probably would love his mom though! "PRETTY COOL, HUH!" 😂😂

    Dakalia JohnsonDakalia Johnson24 күн мурун
  • Wait... he's 42!?

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated Nation24 күн мурун
  • Gross on the chicken killing, but you'd never talk back after seeing that. 🤢

    Taffy KinsTaffy Kins24 күн мурун
    • I had a friend in school who fainted after seeing the same chicken 🐔 scenario as a child... he is a surgeon now.🧐

      m Fariasm Farias7 күн мурун
  • First I thought: 🤔💭 Having an accent don't make her crazy... Five minutes later: killing a chicken 🐔 in front of her child 🙄😳 well, yeap, that's either crazy or ganster 😎

    Waleska Torres-ToroWaleska Torres-Toro25 күн мурун
  • I love Jose! He is so funny! I watched his spesial 3 time already!!

    Mel SuperstarMel Superstar25 күн мурун
  • This guy's full skit left me breathless & in tears laughing! It's an absolute MUST WATCH!!

    nermalsturfnermalsturf25 күн мурун
  • You are hilarious!..😂

    Tim 57Tim 5725 күн мурун
  • Your mom is very normal. Just ask my kids. Except, no suppositories here! That is a little weird 😂

    Naomi MartinezNaomi Martinez25 күн мурун
  • If your mom is truly crazy, I feel like you know pretty early. I sure did! Lol Ur mom wasn't crazy dude, she jus different.

    Ash dluciangurlAsh dluciangurl26 күн мурун
  • "She's going to put a cough drop in my butt!" 😊✌

    Daniel OrozcoDaniel Orozco26 күн мурун
  • Your mom sounds sweet. My mom was crazy and we knew it. She once tried to slit her own throat because my little brother drank her last soda and held herself hostage until we got her another one. Thats a crazy mom!!! A crazy mom makes you grow up and think what the hell was my dad thinking when he met that crazy woman and why didn't he take me with him?

    Brittany CarterBrittany Carter26 күн мурун
    • Sorry to hear that hope you can heal

      somav8somav818 күн мурун
    • Because Brittany.when he met that crazy woman., you were not born yet.😊

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.25 күн мурун
  • I love this guy’s humor! I thought he was in his early 20’s!

    Mary KayMary Kay26 күн мурун
  • No way man! I always knew my mom was off her rocker!

    Christina LomeliChristina Lomeli26 күн мурун
  • What?? You do not look mexican at all ! Hmu sometime, let's hang out lol

    TracyTracy26 күн мурун
  • don't y'all remember 😂 don't you ?

    beatleme2beatleme226 күн мурун
  • This guy is soooo funny!

    Gerald CunninghamGerald Cunningham26 күн мурун
  • Yeah, I can relate. My immigrant mom also had home remedies" The suppository thing is real. Sore throats were treated with "eggnog" consisting of a raw egg mixed with powdered cocoa. She treated earaches by heating up garlic cloves, sticking them in my ear and covering them with cotton. I am now looking for a therapist. Thanks.

    L WL W26 күн мурун
  • Quick poll: Like if you have a dark sense of humor (guilty!) and thought the chicken thing was hilarious. Dislike if you're absolutely mortified and didn't crack a smile. Don't hit either if you think I'm just fishing for likes. Reply with similar stories if you got 'em!

    Red TRed T26 күн мурун
  • the chicken bit was not funny I actually didn't like it👎

    ciera lealciera leal27 күн мурун
  • "how'd she get soup in there?" lmfao

    whatshernamewhatshername27 күн мурун
    • Yeah, at least there were no matzo balls with it.

      Robert SchwartzRobert Schwartz26 күн мурун
  • Nope. I knew my mom was 'crazy', from the beginning...

    racer exileracer exile27 күн мурун
  • I'm laughing so hard

    Hey_AdoraHey_Adora27 күн мурун
  • OMG, I thought it was Andy Samberg! Such a lookalike! Just a different voice...

    Che GChe G27 күн мурун
  • That poor chicken! That's truly cruel. I'm so glad I've been vegetarian most of my life.

    Reehana TajReehana Taj27 күн мурун
    • Agree... too cruel to be funny

      marion sudewomarion sudewo7 күн мурун
    • @Max MF x

      Nicola W.Nicola W.26 күн мурун
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      Max MFMax MF26 күн мурун
    • If I'd seen that at 7, I'd have become a vegetarian at 7 instead of 23.

      Sherman CaterSherman Cater27 күн мурун
  • I checked for this guy in the app . Wasn't there. Eventually I watched it at the link provided in the description box

    adegbenro agoroadegbenro agoro27 күн мурун
  • This guy is hilarious! You need to watch his whole special.

    Claudia WestClaudia West27 күн мурун
  • crybaby u should not be aloud to eat chicken

    Niels RaiderNiels Raider27 күн мурун
  • 42 really, he looks 20.

    Joan RidgewayJoan Ridgeway27 күн мурун
    • Ikr

      TEE LOVETEE LOVE4 күн мурун
    • @Alexandra Zhang please explain..

      The RoofThe Roof5 күн мурун
    • @Maedrus I'd say 30-35, but he definitely doesn't look his age

      MarisabellaismMarisabellaism7 күн мурун
    • @Alexandra Zhang That's exactly what I was thinking.

      Stephanie HoleyStephanie Holey9 күн мурун
    • Totally...

      Emmanuel Ofori-KuraguEmmanuel Ofori-Kuragu9 күн мурун
  • My husband's mom is Venezuelan and this made him laugh so hard😂

    Josephine kromerJosephine kromer27 күн мурун
  • Oh my, don't we all have crazy moms?😂😂😂 If I witness a slaughter I would be scarred fo life

    Frankie MudzimbaFrankie Mudzimba27 күн мурун
  • OMG LOLOLOL

    Pam Scott-FahnestockPam Scott-Fahnestock27 күн мурун
  • I speak for all women when I say, how dare you look so young at 42! Also, 7 is the age you are looking for when you found out your mum is crazy.

    Jakeets ChannelJakeets Channel27 күн мурун
  • very funny. and defiantly does not look 42

    DJS SquibbsDJS Squibbs27 күн мурун
  • That isn’t just ladies with an accent. I’ve been calling it High Five for years until my 39year old told me it was something else. I can’t remember what it is but I still call power for the computer High Five, and I speak English.

    Deborah DuthieDeborah Duthie27 күн мурун
    • It's Wifi, ma'am 😂

      Elle P.Elle P.Күн мурун
  • Since I know about my self I was watching my family kill pigs,but I can never say like "omg that was traumatizing"

    Aleksandra VasilevskaAleksandra Vasilevska27 күн мурун
  • Cool man

    Brian BoysBrian Boys27 күн мурун
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