There Are No Rules At Costco. Ron Ruhman - Full Special

2020-ж., 6-окт.
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There are no rules at Costco, that place is out of control, at least according to Ron Ruhman. In this full Dry Bar Comedy Special From Ron Ruhman, Ron breaks down the brand that is Kirkland and Costco while making you laugh along the way.
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  • Ok there’s like 10 ads in one episode wow gets annoying

    Dustin GaitherDustin GaitherКүн мурун
  • 26:18

    ET IIIET III3 күн мурун
  • *Comedy is tough, REALLY tough, and he had some truly original ideas. Well done, thanks!*

    Dixie Ten BroeckDixie Ten Broeck7 күн мурун
  • I was just listening and I thought it was Jim gaffigan

    Felix IDFelix ID7 күн мурун
  • I call shenanigans on that!

    Tom FrazierTom Frazier8 күн мурун
  • In what possible world would there be three times as many men as women in a Utah front row? I hate people who can't math.

    Matthew HeinleinMatthew Heinlein9 күн мурун
  • People at Costo are not any fancier than the Walmart ones I tell ya lmao

    Alba F.Alba F.10 күн мурун
  • Only 19 and use shenanigans, hell in a handbasket, peeved... I'm already old I guess.

    Joe SnappeJoe Snappe12 күн мурун
  • 0:36 some woman here knows the vat a bit too well lol

    William UnderhillWilliam Underhill12 күн мурун
  • Was he expecting applause for attending a birthday party? Twat.

    William UnderhillWilliam Underhill12 күн мурун
  • I drank probably too much pro-biotic (yakult), and today I have pooped 4 times.

    One Million Dead KoalasOne Million Dead Koalas12 күн мурун
  • I can't believe he ended with that dental floss joke

  • first 5 minutes are meh

    Mike HackenschmidtMike Hackenschmidt13 күн мурун
  • Only white people laugh at these jokes

    Vam YangVam Yang13 күн мурун
  • Not funny.

    Vam YangVam Yang13 күн мурун
  • Costco make a line on the receipt because it was known that if you do not mark the receipt, some unscrupulous persons return to the store, refill their cart with the exact items and just walk out. With the marked receipt, they cannot do this. Notice they do not really check each item, just mark the receipt .

    Cherry WattsCherry Watts14 күн мурун
  • This guy has his act down tight. Excellent wordplay and observations too!

    maco144maco14414 күн мурун
  • 😁😁😁😁 Super FUNNY!!!

    Robin SunriseRobin Sunrise15 күн мурун
  • With your voice you should toss in a random "Hooooot Pocket."

    Roger SchaefferRoger Schaeffer16 күн мурун
  • Never go right? Hmm... Your agenda is showing

    TymP321TymP32116 күн мурун
  • ok

    Warblades GuildleaderWarblades Guildleader17 күн мурун
  • Isn't Costco fundamentally a knockoff of Sam's Club?

    Aaron ShirkAaron Shirk17 күн мурун
    • Costco actually treats its employees better and pays them better.

      Nancy SchmittNancy Schmitt8 күн мурун
    • Other way around. Price club was one of the first, founded in the 1970s. Price Club bought Costco in the 1990’s and was Price Costco for a while and then they change to just Costco. Sam’s was founded in the 1980’s.

      firefighteremt9firefighteremt914 күн мурун
  • He's good. He actually says what people are thinking.

    Carla AustinCarla Austin18 күн мурун
  • Nope to this

    MinnieMinnie18 күн мурун
  • They say "going to hell in a handbasket" cuz handbaskets are typically made of wood/wicker and thusly burns faster.

    Mother of EveMother of Eve18 күн мурун
  • Fair-to-Midland? How about fair-to-middlin'? You know you're getting old when you can't even get your cliches straight.

    Hugh AskewHugh Askew19 күн мурун
  • Wal-Mart says thanks

    Matty80822Matty8082219 күн мурун
  • Put a GPS in a Toyota Corona.......?

    Isaac KitoneIsaac Kitone19 күн мурун
  • Hr was ok.

    Trey BernTrey Bern19 күн мурун
  • Classic 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    Victor V.Victor V.19 күн мурун
  • People have actually tried leaving Costco without paying for large screen tv's. So sad!🤣🤣🤣

    Juanita PatersonJuanita Paterson20 күн мурун
  • they sell a beds in canada

    dunky dogdunky dog20 күн мурун
  • He was fine for a bit, but the "i think of stuff like this" over and over again got a little old.

    discipleofsakuradiscipleofsakura20 күн мурун
  • Like Drybar comedy...every comedian has liquid to drink. Ha!!

    luce geneluce gene20 күн мурун
  • I've never been in a bed bath and beyond lol and I just learned that they don't sell beds XD

    SunlessK1llerSunlessK1ller20 күн мурун
  • I enjoyed it so much. I think he's got a moderately tough crowd, but he did his best and cracked me some big laughs, so in my book, he's a good comedian!

    Edgar FloresEdgar Flores20 күн мурун
    • @Matthew Heinlein why not buddy?

      Edgar FloresEdgar Flores9 күн мурун
    • You couldn't have been born after 1975...

      Matthew HeinleinMatthew Heinlein9 күн мурун
  • Tractor Supply also doesn't sell much in the way of tractors either.

    kingcobra449kingcobra44920 күн мурун
  • this guy is not funny. ... At all.

    T MoT Mo20 күн мурун
  • When butterflies are nervous, do they get humans in their stomach?

    TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlue21 күн мурун
    • Good very good.

      Carla AustinCarla Austin18 күн мурун
    • This I have to see! 😄😄😄

      America LoverAmerica Lover20 күн мурун
  • Amazonostco < coming soon

    plutoplattersplutoplatters21 күн мурун
  • "CostIkea" < coming soon

    plutoplattersplutoplatters21 күн мурун
  • I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans...

    SuperJ213SuperJ21321 күн мурун
  • Awesome 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️

    Farrah ElbazFarrah Elbaz21 күн мурун
  • I’m 19, but I say shenanigans all the time 😂 anybody know where to buy coffins?

    Megan LincicomeMegan Lincicome21 күн мурун
    • Um guys, costco has caskets..

      Captain's CrewCaptain's Crew17 күн мурун
    • I concur and I'm 17. If anybody has any suggestions for the stile of the coffin it would be exuberantly received.

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck21 күн мурун
  • Really nice 👌 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    elisa gomezelisa gomez21 күн мурун
  • DODGE DIPLOMAT!!!! I drove one for years! The steering was very diplomatic--sometimes it listened to me, sometimes it listened to the bumps and grooves in the road.

    HeatherHeather21 күн мурун
  • Hi Boys 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️

    danielleclements13danielleclements1321 күн мурун
  • @Ron Ruhman One of the BEST I've watched!

    Roger SledzRoger Sledz21 күн мурун
  • If anyone not only knows what those words mean but knew, before he said them he would use those words them just call it quits

    adam perkinsadam perkins21 күн мурун
    • I'm in deep trouble...

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck20 күн мурун
  • @Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/7/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

    Roger SledzRoger Sledz21 күн мурун
  • 10:43 has the best 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    Maria GuimaraesMaria Guimaraes21 күн мурун
  • Hi Guys 😍💋 💝💖

    Kira concepcionKira concepcion21 күн мурун
  • This is bad I'm still in my teens and I use most of those words qualifying me as old on a daily basis... And I started complaining about joint pain about 3 years ago... WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME!!!!!!

    Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck21 күн мурун
    • @Edgar Flores your kind words give me hope:)

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck20 күн мурун
    • @Alisha Tarbuck Nah, JK girl. Hey, i'm 34 and I feel 34, but I used to be 24 and feeling f***ing 80. It's all about the attitude. As Dylan's lyrics say "I was so much older than, I'm younger than that now".

      Edgar FloresEdgar Flores20 күн мурун
    • @Edgar Flores woe is me I shall wallow in my misery for all eternity:(

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck20 күн мурун
    • Your early diagnose is benjamin button's desease LOL

      Edgar FloresEdgar Flores20 күн мурун
  • Can confirm Costco veteran here

    Campbell GrahamCampbell Graham21 күн мурун
  • I listened while falling asleep and kept hearing Gaffigan but enjoyed it anyway.

    Joel WetzelJoel Wetzel21 күн мурун
    • @TymP321 "Oh, he's taking it too far... That's too... far..." "Is he gonna do another Costco joke? It's too much... No more Costco jokes, let's move it along..."

      葛Jennifer葛Jennifer14 күн мурун
    • I'm currently listening to this as I try to fall asleep. I usually pick one video and listen to it while I fall asleep. Glad that I'm not the only one that does that.

      mrsardwmrsardw14 күн мурун
    • Kept expecting him to do the whisper thing...

      TymP321TymP32116 күн мурун
    • I'm blind. this isn't gaffigan?!

      Matty80822Matty8082219 күн мурун
  • He's probably the coolest guy at every office party. 👍

    Anthony JacksonAnthony Jackson21 күн мурун
  • This was the dirtiest drybar I've ever seen, and yet it was still one of the cleanest comedies out there. Drybar, you're so wholesome!

    den lden l21 күн мурун
    • IKR the GPS bit had me in tears by the time he told about the Ford 😂

      Edgar FloresEdgar Flores20 күн мурун
  • When we moved to Texas there was a store called Weiners. We thought it was hotdogs and sausages. NOPE. Craft store.

    Drtbag39Drtbag3921 күн мурун
  • Hack...

    Blueboy272Blueboy27221 күн мурун
  • Whole Australia shops on the left.

    Haris DizHaris Diz21 күн мурун
  • "it's okay honey, she'll come along" hilarious!!

    Earthworm SallyEarthworm Sally21 күн мурун
  • The hell jokes were the best

    Earthworm SallyEarthworm Sally21 күн мурун
  • The correct saying is "Fair to middlin'" not Midland.

    Debby McCormackDebby McCormack21 күн мурун
    • Maybe he likes the band? 🤷

      葛Jennifer葛Jennifer14 күн мурун
  • 😆♥️👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald21 күн мурун
  • "A groan is as good as a laugh in comedy." He's right!

    sdraper2011sdraper201121 күн мурун
    • A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce20 күн мурун
  • Anyone else slightly annoyed by how the crowd clapped hard in time but on their off beats

    Donavan GoffDonavan Goff21 күн мурун
    • That annoyed me so much I hadto stop watching.

      Andrew zzstu KolozsvaryAndrew zzstu Kolozsvary20 күн мурун
  • Did he want applause for going to a kids party? tf

    OuroborosOuroboros21 күн мурун
  • Oh yeah. Do you love me? 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    danielleclements13danielleclements1321 күн мурун
    • No. We most certainly don't. You are part of an enormous new group of scammers and we are all reporting you.

      Reclaiming MyTimeReclaiming MyTime16 күн мурун
  • This is a very Mormon crowd 😂

    San MoroSan Moro21 күн мурун
    • *member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

      DC MookDC Mook20 күн мурун
  • I use shenanigans all the time and I’m 30

    JCarJCar22 күн мурун
    • @Marie MacLawder If I cross the road and get hit by a car that is most likely my fault I didn't have a fantastic track record with cars. But all the cars I have had a problem with have been stationary...

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck20 күн мурун
    • @Alisha Tarbuck You know what he said, watch for cars when you cross the road lol

      Marie MacLawderMarie MacLawder20 күн мурун
    • I WIN!!! I'm only 17:) LoL

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha Tarbuck20 күн мурун
  • Shenanigans made me snort laugh!!!!

    Elaine MorrisElaine Morris22 күн мурун
  • That would be a hissy fit!

    Phantom PhlierPhantom Phlier22 күн мурун
  • he just wasnt funny

    XCLBRXCLBR22 күн мурун
  • this guy bombed

    XCLBRXCLBR22 күн мурун
  • I love Costco too. For 32 years they have taken care of me and my family. Awesome employer! For the most part.

    bob Thomasbob Thomas22 күн мурун
    • you're management !!!!! busted !!

      plutoplattersplutoplatters21 күн мурун
  • Pocari Sweat!

    eaveningeavening22 күн мурун
    • eavening I still have a can that my mother-in-law brought back from Japan in 1997.

      Llama SugarLlama Sugar9 күн мурун
  • Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

    Brock O'BamaghBrock O'Bamagh22 күн мурун
  • If they measured dental floss in feet, would you be putting a foot in your mouth? And can you use dental floss to crochet dentures? Can you raise birds by planting bird seed? Does rock salt make the rocks taste better? If you break rock candy into little pieces, is it gravel candy? Can you dig half a hole? And if you do, is it still called a (w)hole? If you can brush your hair, can you comb your teeth? If a fly runs away does it turn into a flee (flea)? Are butterflies slippery? You aren't the only one that thinks that way.😉

    Julie BakerJulie Baker22 күн мурун
    • Lmfao Thanks for that those of cool you have me laughing

      Theresa C.Theresa C.5 мүнөт мурун
    • 😄😄😄🌟

      America LoverAmerica Lover20 күн мурун
  • Wtf is with these fake comments from non existent women seeking love? Every other video on KGworld has the same thing. Stupidity is contagious/popular among KGworld commenters.

    Anonymous and bored to deathAnonymous and bored to death22 күн мурун
  • 😂🤣🙃

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple22 күн мурун
  • The marker is for Cashiers Errors mostly.

    Dennis OverholtsDennis Overholts22 күн мурун
  • If you remember buying corduroy jeans out of the back of a car , you are getting old ..

    Metal JackMetal Jack22 күн мурун
  • Dogs may not be able to gey a cat scan but they can get the pet scan....

    flamingpie hermanflamingpie herman22 күн мурун
  • He's going to go in shock when he finds out his birth certificate has an experation date.

    Robert SchaefferRobert Schaeffer22 күн мурун
  • Watch Idiocracy in the future they water the plants with gatorade and wonder why nothing grows lol until someone from our time becomes president and has a prostitute as a wife. It shows what the decline of society and what happens when you keep lowering the bar to be more diverse, inclusive and non-discriminatory. Everyone is so stupid they don't even know the basics. Ugh kinda like what's starting to happen today ...

    Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson22 күн мурун
    • That movie is proof of time travel, it's actually a documentary that was sent back in time from the future

      den lden l21 күн мурун
  • Sam's club is just as bad

    Bridgette LarkinsBridgette Larkins22 күн мурун
  • As a Costco shopper, I can confirm 😂😂😂 But seriously, I love this guy!

    GGR MakesGGR Makes22 күн мурун
  • Thanks for the laughs

    F ZF Z22 күн мурун
  • Rest In Peace ✌️ Eddie Van Halen 🇨🇦❤️👽🎸👍🏼

    Sparkles & Cheech Melon Cougar CampSparkles & Cheech Melon Cougar Camp22 күн мурун
  • im getting older..."yes i want a reciept are you insain"

    Bradley GoldenBradley Golden22 күн мурун
    • @Angry Applesauce in this day and age they use things like think of the kids to keep them out of school!

      Bradley GoldenBradley Golden20 күн мурун
    • @Bradley Golden "Think of the children" is a statement used almost exclusively satirically, and was in fact the equivalence of a "jk," wink or some such notation of humor in my mind. That's why I added it! But I thought "we all love you" was even more clear because "who is we" and why would "we all love you." It's something only your family or friends would say. The humor is a subversion of expectation. Much like no one expecting the Spanish Inquisition, you certainly were not expecting a spelling intervention. 🙄

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce20 күн мурун
    • if it was just satire then ill just apologize and can we plz move our seperate ways?

      Bradley GoldenBradley Golden21 күн мурун
    • @Angry Applesauce as i said before its impossible to tell if someone is jokeing online now adays unless they add jk or a smile or something .....especially when i read this....We all love you but you can't go on like this! You're setting a bad example for the children. Even if you don't care how you about yourself think of the children.

      Bradley GoldenBradley Golden21 күн мурун
    • @Bradley Golden Looking for an argument? You mean when I made a joke out of someone correcting your grammar by pretending it was an intervention? If YOU can't pick up on exceptionally ridiculous satire, that does not make me someone looking for an argument. To the contrary: I was trying to de-escalate through humor. You clearly have some significant problems with general communication skills; syntax, semantics, phonics etc. You must know this so I can't imagine why you think I'm somehow at fault for anything. You would really benefit from speech-language therapy. You might also avoid troll phrases like "SJW" if you want people to take you seriously.

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce21 күн мурун
  • The social practice of staying to the left has long been disregarded.

    Volk RevelVolk Revel22 күн мурун
  • Rarely does dry bar disappoint... almost always above the bar👏🏻 Great comedian 👍🏻 Right side🇺🇸👏🏻🙏🏻

    Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson22 күн мурун

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.22 күн мурун
  • mask notsies at costco

    Volk RevelVolk Revel22 күн мурун
    • The cutest spelling of a brutal fascist regime I've ever seen! What's next, Eyesis? 😉

      葛Jennifer葛Jennifer14 күн мурун
    • Admiral Bacon 🥴🤦‍♀️ who do you know that “can’t get over” the scam virus? 😂🤣😂🤣😂 It’s a government power grabbing lie.

      Rozann MoakeRozann Moake19 күн мурун
    • @Volk Revel no your just called an idiot for being the very reason why the US cant get over a deadly disease because people who don't were mask causes it to spread more.

      Admiral BaconAdmiral Bacon21 күн мурун
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom except I experience shadow banning and outright deletion of comments. Especially depending on what words I use

      Volk RevelVolk Revel22 күн мурун
    • We believe that it is spelled, Nazi? Grammar Nazi, here, my child, lol!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
  • 297 baby

    Tristan PulznerTristan Pulzner22 күн мурун

    robert chandlerrobert chandler22 күн мурун
  • Pete and Repeat were walking across a bridge. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat, aka, ugh, aka, a re-post.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
    • Dry Bar is now ghosting you

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce21 күн мурун
    • @Dry Bar Comedy ... while you may have... Hate auto-correct, right? 🤗

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
    • @Dry Bar Comedy BTW, I used to live in Kirkland, WA, where the first Costco flagship store was built, just off the 85th Street Exit of I-405, on "The Eastside" of Lake Washington. Their World Headquarters is in the town of Issaquah, WA, on the Eastside, as well, kist off I-90, one of the few Interstates that go from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean. Used to live there, as well. Used to ride our Honda Odyssey 250 (a four-wheeler w a 5-point harnes) at this old swampy area, now home to the World headquarters for Microsoft. Last time I worked, my time was billed at $200 an hour on a private contract. Paralegal over 31 years in DT Seattle. Again, stay safe and well. Love your YT channel and will continue to promote DRYBAR to all people and vloggers that I know. That's how much I believe in your endeavours, as a fellow Believer.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
    • @Dry Bar Comedy Although I am a born again, died in the blood of Jesus Christ, raised to walk in new life, Believer, aka not a Morman and love your YT channel, we are in a Global Pandemic and most people cannot afford yet another auto-withdrawal from our Bank Accouns. A lot of vloggers do a mix of put the old clips in the clip blender and either do a post of old and new recipe mixes. Have found your channel to hold the bar high (praise God!), but the same recipe/clip mix formula. Stay safe and well, to you and yours. Have recommended your channel to many Global KGworldr channels, some w over 10K subbers, friends and families, many churches in the greater Seattle area. Thank you so much for responding directly, and may our Lord continue to bless your channel. Our World needs it now more than ever, Amen? ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
    • Technically only the first few minutes are a repost, this is Ron Ruhman’s full special, so why you may have seen the first clip before we guarantee you haven’t seen the full video.

      Dry Bar ComedyDry Bar Comedy22 күн мурун
  • Dude this guy nailed it on the head! Costco is nuts, especially when the church crowds come in.....I seen Baptist women fighting over the last whole chicken that was" carved right"!

    Von HellsingVon Hellsing22 күн мурун
    • @pocket rocket a small town that I grew up in, out of all the churchgoers, the Baptists in that area the most well-dressed, and the women were wearing satin dresses, coats and ridiculous hats that look like they just came back from Elton John's yard sale. So for us it was a dead giveaway!

      Von HellsingVon Hellsing22 күн мурун
    • Guess you knew they were Baptist because they were wearing “ we are Baptist women” tee shirts~. You are lame

      pocket rocketpocket rocket22 күн мурун
    • After church and after soccer matches is when I saw everyone and anyone in Costco. Joys of living in a small town...still not sure how we managed to actually get a Costco

      Airica StarwallAirica Starwall22 күн мурун
    • Oh my

      GGR MakesGGR Makes22 күн мурун
  • 3rd

    BarbaraBarbara22 күн мурун
    • Major Old Lady aka, Mom just wondering where your words of encouragement and appreciation are....more fun to criticize eh

      BarbaraBarbara22 күн мурун
    • No one cares. The purpose of a Comment is to give thanks, a few kind words of encouragement and appreciation FOR THE VLOGGER. Not EEEEW who keep saying first, second, third or 3rd Billionth.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
  • Woo hoo first view

    Earthworm SallyEarthworm Sally22 күн мурун
    • Not so. This is a re-load from a couple weeks ago, duh!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom22 күн мурун
    • @RandomChristianMusings Ityped that when it said posted 24 seconds ago

      Earthworm SallyEarthworm Sally22 күн мурун
    • "No Views," eight "likes," and two people who say they're "first." My world makes little to no sense. SMH :>/

      RandomChristianMusingsRandomChristianMusings22 күн мурун
  • First

    United MASTERLYS!United MASTERLYS!22 күн мурун
    • Reclaiming MyTime omg shut up

      United MASTERLYS!United MASTERLYS!16 күн мурун
    • No one cares.

      Reclaiming MyTimeReclaiming MyTime16 күн мурун
    • FURST!!!!!!

      United MASTERLYS!United MASTERLYS!22 күн мурун
    • Firstly

      United MASTERLYS!United MASTERLYS!22 күн мурун
    • First

      United MASTERLYS!United MASTERLYS!22 күн мурун