There Are No Rules At Costco. Ron Ruhman

2020-ж., 18-сен.
88 075 Көрүүлөр

There are no rules at Costco according to Ron Rhuman. Everyone is out for themselves pushing their cart where ever they want. In this clip from Ron Ruhman's Dry Bar Comedy special "Weird Stuff" Ron explains the intricacies of Costco and how free samples and Kirkland brand jeans can make people lose their minds. Watch "Weird Stuff" by Ron Ruhman only at
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  • I didn’t get the IKEA Joke ;)

    Michael BergmarkMichael Bergmark23 күн мурун
  • Bruh IKEA is swedish and we drove on the right side before you did lol

    Lorenzo Von MatterhornLorenzo Von Matterhorn27 күн мурун
  • This guy sucks.

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroАй мурун
  • Try being a personal shopper 💀

    Alaska CarrilloAlaska CarrilloАй мурун
  • Nailing the Gaffigan voice

    Boisterberry JamBoisterberry JamАй мурун
  • That final joke was epic! :D

    luckdragon88luckdragon88Ай мурун
  • You're wrong about the highlight guy.....he's looking for DUPLICATE make sure you were not double charged.

    Just MeJust MeАй мурун
    • Mmmm sure lol

      Kit CatKit CatАй мурун
  • On two different occasions the highlighter guy found an error... in my favor.

    Ted RyanTed RyanАй мурун
  • He forgot the hot dogs and pop!

    Tess WinkerTess WinkerАй мурун
  • Didn't click for me.

    ReductronicaReductronicaАй мурун
  • Actually laughing out loud while listening on headphones (I normally don’t). This guy’s hilarious! 😄

    Heather MillerHeather MillerАй мурун
  • This guy sucks

    El AmericanoEl AmericanoАй мурун
  • Yeah but the chocolate muffins are 800 calories. :(

    Josh WarrenJosh WarrenАй мурун
  • That last joke was funny. Self check out..🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

    Laura Wofford-BrownLaura Wofford-BrownАй мурун
  • I'll get some dry goods from Costco but the bulk of what I buy is from Aldi. I can't buy large quantities of food at Costco without it spoiling and going to waste, it's mainly set up for groups of people and families.

    westabsupply ebaywestabsupply ebayАй мурун
  • Eleventeenth 👍

    Hershel WeaverHershel WeaverАй мурун
  • I feel like the audience didn’t give him enough laughs he deserved

    Miguel LomeliMiguel LomeliАй мурун
  • He looks like a Kirkland J.K Simmons. 😂👍🔥

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
  • Keep your day job Ron.

    Todd HendrixTodd HendrixАй мурун
  • At the local market , you can buy a 16 oz bottle of Ketchup for $2 or go to Costco and buy 4 of them for $20 .

    Jaime Avakarian VillamonteJaime Avakarian VillamonteАй мурун
  • Anybody notice that he sounds like Jim Gaffigan?

    Peter Eden Jr.Peter Eden Jr.Ай мурун
    • Peter Eden Jr. Thank you!! I was wondering what was familiar about him.

      Zelda BloomZelda BloomАй мурун
  • Lmao!

    Vikki HorcharVikki HorcharАй мурун
  • I saw a guy walk out of Costco in Lakewood, CA with a chicken he didn't pay for. A female security officer caught him outside. He having a hissie fit!

    Elaine IzzoElaine IzzoАй мурун
    • Lol

      Miguel BernalMiguel BernalАй мурун
  • meh

    Tiziano L.Tiziano L.Ай мурун
  • Funny,BJ's wholesale club isn't that bad.

    Hirsch nopeHirsch nopeАй мурун
  • And highlighter man at Costco usually has stood there & watched you unload your cart & PAY for your items prior to you getting to him. I have Walter Mitty fantasies of loading my cart at the end of rhe check-out & running like a mad woman through the exit doors with the receipt gripped in my hand!

    Donna WilsonDonna WilsonАй мурун
  • Not funny. Whole show meh

    LD71 SCLD71 SCАй мурун
  • Many will use that self checkout line.

    air portair portАй мурун
  • Costco charges an annual fee so you can spend 10 ten times more than at Walmart.

    CauseAndEffectCauseAndEffectАй мурун
  • I gotta find this guy's whole special. It took time to warm up but I was rolling by the end.

    Kenneth SeeKenneth SeeАй мурун
  • not funny

    L McDonaldL McDonaldАй мурун
  • "I've started to notice?" EH? OK. OK, OK mi bad

    Jim MitchellJim MitchellАй мурун
  • 3:15 if you are physically stopped at the exit you can prosecute. it is against the law to attempt to restrain someone not actively in violation of the law. it's called assault. ask any walmart manager. if a customer doesn't want to let the magic marker guy at the door check his receipt, it doesn't happen, and broken jaws do--one was by a violent pistol whipping, she learned the hard way. it's made a couple of millionaires in assault suits lost by walmart. tell the magic marker guy to fu*k off, make sure he does.

    em1o smurfem1o smurfАй мурун
  • Factoid: The Kirkland brand is named for the City of it's first/flagship store, in Kirkland, Washington. I lived about a mile from the new bldg. It's World Headquarters is in Issaquah, WA.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • I love Issaquah. Beautiful place

      Miguel BernalMiguel BernalАй мурун
    • Never knew..👌

      meek thegreekmeek thegreekАй мурун
  • 2:48 "...armed with a highlighter." Hey! It worked pretty good in the movie "Bandits!"

    Dead ParrotingDead ParrotingАй мурун
  • Its exactly the same way at Sam's Club. So I can relate to this story lol

    Jacky FriedmanJacky FriedmanАй мурун
  • Guess what? IKEA comes from Sweden where they drive on the right side of the road! apparently neither you nor the audience in Utah has the intelligence to understand how wrong that joke was! No I'm not swedish.

    Chantelle NewChantelle NewАй мурун
  • There are walmart people and there are the self entitled costco people

    martin gigueremartin giguereАй мурун
    • I'd choose self-entitled over getting mugged in the parking lot any day of the week

      Aaron McDonaldAaron McDonaldАй мурун
    • And then there's Target people 😎

      Gabrielle LaughlinGabrielle LaughlinАй мурун
    • ... who fork over the Annual Membership Fees every year. We have a Costco... and 3 WalMarts, including the largest by square feet on the West Coast, and none of them charge a fee for the privilege of shopping, carrying around a card in your wallet, having to pull it out, sharing your life in an Application, etc., lol. 🤗

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • 😂😂😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
  • Oh no one clapped when he said he'd just been to his nephews fifth birthday party .. What the hell was this dude expecting 😂 standing ovation

    StarScream 777StarScream 777Ай мурун
  • Sam's would like you to hold their beer...

    Sara SunshineMTSara SunshineMTАй мурун
    • @TheEseJandro: Sam's Club -- Wal*Mart, but without the class!

      Ed WattsEd WattsАй мурун
    • Yeah they're worse Sam's is just walmart 🤣

      TheEseJandroTheEseJandroАй мурун
  • "Thank you for that round of indifference" Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

    Sara SunshineMTSara SunshineMTАй мурун
  • Terrible

    UnauthorizedUnauthorizedАй мурун
    • Yup, just a ripoff of Jim Gaffigan.

      RedricRedricАй мурун
  • Jim gaffigan...i cant be the only one???

    Saeed KhanSaeed KhanАй мурун
    • Caffeinated Nation So do I. Now I can’t unhear it lmao 😄

      Heather MillerHeather MillerАй мурун
    • 0:58 its really similar

      Roxanne SantosRoxanne SantosАй мурун
    • I hear it. I hear it.

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
  • Yes. The carts do keep rolling with kids inside.!

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
  • When the jar of mayonnaise is bigger than your head it's too much.

    Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzАй мурун
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom How much mayo do your pets eat?

      mareirmareirАй мурун
    • If you have several children, each one brings a few of their friends over on the weekends, and a spouse, toss in the horses, breeding rabbits, many rodent pets, snakes (Pythons), Domesticated Fancy Rats, some Exotic Birds... that gallon jug of mayo will be gone in less than 10 days. I am one of 5 kids, w 2 parents. We had the formal living room, and the kids' family room - downstairs, fireplace (never lit, for obvious reasons, lol), Fooseball, a stereo, sofas, TV, etc. No wonder the folks bought a 5-bdrm, 3-bath house... with a downstairs fam room, lol.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • Yay, Ron!!!

    Felicia BFelicia BАй мурун
  • This was hilarious, but the check at the exit is to make sure you got everything you paid for. That's what I was told.

    Don't leave Armando behind, that's rudeDon't leave Armando behind, that's rudeАй мурун
    • @c B: AND it's bad PR to imply that every one of your customers is a thief! I don't show the Wal*Martians my receipt. After I have exchanged money for the stuff in my basket, that "stuff" is, legally, mine; and no one has any right to look at it without either my uncoerced permission or a valid search warrant.

      Ed WattsEd WattsАй мурун
    • @Clifford Souchet yes, Walmart has cameras everywhere in store, And, hired serurity people walking throughout the store in regular clothes, acting like they're shopping, so I don't see a need for a hired person to stand @ exit door to check receipts to make sure ppl aren't trying to leave the store with extra items! If someone tries to steal, either the automatic security sensor alarm by the door will come on, or someone on the security team watching the store cameras will alert floor security person(s), or the cops will eventually get them! And.. they barely glannce @receipts,& definately dont match items in cart to receipt! Its a waste of time for customers,AND employees for a store to hire someone for that!🙄

      c Bc BАй мурун
    • @Clifford Souchet Two sides of the same LAW coin: It's their store, so can make the rules; and It's legally called "Wrongful Detainment". Google it. (Paralegal for 31 years last July.)

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • Bottom line is that they are really making sure you aren't trying to steel anything. They try that with me at Walmart, but since it's open to the public and I didn't sign an agreement that they will check my receipt as I'm leaving like at Costco's, I say no thank you and have a nice day and I keep going when they ask to see my receipt. I've even had words with the local police that Walmart hires stating that they do not have the right to ask me to see my receipt. One day a lady in front of me walked by the employee at the exit and was not asked to see her receipt, but I was asked to see mine. I said that is profiling which is illegal and I kept going. Now if security saw me hide something and I was trying to steal something, then that's a different story.

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
    • Sure, it is.

      Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzАй мурун
  • Close your eyes and you have Jim Gaffigan.

    jessicka Lushjessicka LushАй мурун
    • C Myers lol so am I 😄

      Heather MillerHeather MillerАй мурун
    • @Andrew Boehmer You're right - I was afraid to say what you said - he is better than Gaffigan!

      BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductionsАй мурун
    • No. His voice is somewhat similar but the material is not the same and the delivery is completely different.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew BoehmerАй мурун
    • @BoldCautionProductions Nope. Just a rip off.

      jessicka Lushjessicka LushАй мурун
    • Weird, I was thinking The New Gaffigan as I listened.

      BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductionsАй мурун
  • Kirkland! I use their sleeping pills frequently!

    The Beast of Feaster ParkThe Beast of Feaster ParkАй мурун
    • @TheEseJandro nice! I had no idea they had batteries! Gotta try them!

      The Beast of Feaster ParkThe Beast of Feaster ParkАй мурун
    • Their batteries are great.

      TheEseJandroTheEseJandroАй мурун
  • Kirkland muffins are the greatest muffins on the planet, around 600 calories but delicious AF

    Ronny ShamaRonny ShamaАй мурун
    • thanks ronny

      Mr JamesonMr Jameson24 күн мурун
    • Ronny Shama Blueberry are my favorite!!!

      Nonnie335Nonnie33529 күн мурун
    • Straight FIRE!!

      Black and BlueBlack and BlueАй мурун
    • @Christine Robinette 😂😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
    • No and I'm not sorry when I say this I make the best muffins.👍😁

      Christine RobinetteChristine RobinetteАй мурун
  • I'm 9th and from JAMAICA. 🤗🤗

    Quoin EntertainmentQuoin EntertainmentАй мурун
  • 3rdst!

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogleАй мурун
  • This aged like RBG

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogleАй мурун
    • @Lindalee Law I think he knew that when he posted the comment, may she rest in Peace. She was an Athiest, by faith and proclamation. Ignore the haters, ok?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • She passed away today..87

      Lindalee LawLindalee LawАй мурун
    • Oh my 😂😂😂

      Jane HiltonJane HiltonАй мурун
  • And I didn't know Costco is like Chicago...

    Michael ZMichael ZАй мурун
  • It’s my dream

    AltaDawn JeppesenAltaDawn JeppesenАй мурун
  • Hi I wasn’t first but can you pin me?

    AltaDawn JeppesenAltaDawn JeppesenАй мурун
    • Just Winks comment on one of my videos, I’ll reply to you

      BG ResjekBG ResjekАй мурун
    • @BG Resjek the only reason I am so quick the past 24, is cuz I am stuck in a motel with the smoke driving up the AQI here by Seattle

      Just WinksJust WinksАй мурун
    • @BG Resjek try a little bit of instant Bustelo and Dutch cocoa in your taco meat next time. Liberal pinch of each, or small dusting. It gives a lot of depth and aging

      Just WinksJust WinksАй мурун
    • @Just Winks average taco, I was the cook

      BG ResjekBG ResjekАй мурун
    • @BG Resjek and thank you, I think

      Just WinksJust WinksАй мурун
  • First

    Brandon HarmonyBrandon HarmonyАй мурун