Teachers Ask The Dumbest Questions. John Deming

2020-ж., 28-авг.
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Teachers ask the dumbest questions, especially if they are a teacher of John Deming! Whether it's asking him to choose between his brothers life or the cure for cancer, none of the questions honestly seem feasible. In this clip from John Deming's full Dry Bar Comedy special, John will break down the hard choices in life and the ethics involved in making the right decision, while making you laugh along the way. Watch the full special "Sadder Than Most Horses" by John Deming only at www.drybarcomedy.com/johnd
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  • Got a degree in something millions of people learned for free.

    G. Brent WilsonG. Brent WilsonАй мурун
  • Started slow but got really really good.

  • Wait, is drybar a jesus freak channel? Cause you have a lot of jesus freaks on here. There is no god.

    IamGhedeIamGhedeАй мурун
  • you could have just asked "say, you want something to eat. I have some chicken and whatever else was there" either he accepts or don't. but i get it. I laughed. I'm black! Offer it to me, but don't get mad when i only eat the skin off if it's fried. I hate bones. LOL

    VinaluvVinaluvАй мурун
  • Why do comedians seem to say "you guys" at the wrong time, or with the wrong inflection?

    anselmenatoranselmenatorАй мурун
  • Cancer cure joke priceless. Lotsa good material

    jeff weaverjeff weaverАй мурун
  • We got the same last name 😆 i might be your black cousin 😆 😆

    KangSleep OfTheWestKangSleep OfTheWestАй мурун
  • This guy is smart and funny!

    D BerdD BerdАй мурун
  • I could give the guy the chicken, wait for it because I'm African American. It's not even a bias for me!!! 🤣

    Sharon SmallsSharon SmallsАй мурун
  • Deming is naturally funny.

    Keith McKeith McАй мурун
  • excellent. the black joke went over the crowds head. it was hilarious

    33,3 Anders33,3 AndersАй мурун
  • Very very funny man! Excellent!

    StevenStevenАй мурун
  • Loved the chicken skit. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    Chris AndersonChris AndersonАй мурун
  • He is really cute looking, heck i would date him

    kelly johnsonkelly johnsonАй мурун
    • Lol it’s his personality that’s attractive

      WonderlandWonderlandАй мурун
  • Love it!

    Anthony FeatherstoneAnthony FeatherstoneАй мурун
  • 3:44 self deprecating humor at its best - that also sends a message against racism - incredibly clever comedian he is , bravo!

    J TFJ TF2 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    Mercedes GalanMercedes Galan2 ай мурун
  • Racism is a spirit that lingers, ...you have to pray against it. Focus on the human being in front of you as a being. Though THEY may be struggling with the spirit of racism you can pray against it in the name of Jesus Christ.

    LeoraLovesBrian 4EverLeoraLovesBrian 4Ever2 ай мурун
  • Racism is a spirit that lingers, ...you have to pray against it. Focus on the human being in front of you as a being. Though THEY may be struggling with the spirit of racism you can pray against it in the name of Jesus Christ.

    LeoraLovesBrian 4EverLeoraLovesBrian 4Ever2 ай мурун
  • Ironic that you need a college degree to collect student loan debt

    Lawry BoyerLawry Boyer2 ай мурун
  • If you laugh at a "racist" funny story, R U making fun of "racism" which isn't supposed to ever be FUNNY? Only SERIOUS. See The Producers.... Springtime For Hitler in Germany, ta da dum da

    Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 ай мурун
  • That car crash dilemma story is exactly how I felt about the questions explored in my college ethics course. I was not popular with the TA during the discussion section.

    Rachel HohnerRachel Hohner2 ай мурун
  • I’m not from USA and I don’t get the fried chicken 🍗 joke? Why is it racist ?? And I also don’t understand the jokes about black people and cheese 🧀 what’s up with that??

    Anavictoria PesqueiraAnavictoria Pesqueira2 ай мурун
    • Nice answer man. But you know if ya hafta 'splain a joke 😳 tha funny fails... Plus if some dum thang asks for explanation 😜😂 😣 ...oh well, ya gotta tell us when and where yer next chicknic picnic gonna be🤗😁 (Very funny set. Work on the chicken piece... Like: "thanks bro, hey ..no watermelon?")

      Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 ай мурун
    • There’s a racist stereotype that African Americans love fried chicken. It’s something white people have used in the past to mock them in really nasty ways, even though there’s nothing wrong with liking a food that’s objectively delicious.

      John DemingJohn Deming2 ай мурун
  • I like you

    syntax errorsyntax error2 ай мурун
  • He doesn't think gay guys want him? Of they do baby bear. They do.

    LawLibertyCompassion JusticeLawLibertyCompassion Justice2 ай мурун
  • Hey do you know drybar has its own app? Download it now to watch my entire special. ( me waiting on the word free to be mentioned... 👀)

    Crim3 PaysCrim3 Pays2 ай мурун
  • Lol they didn't appreciate the chicken joke

    Mando SWMando SW2 ай мурун
  • No chicken for you.

    Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe2 ай мурун
  • 🌟🌟🌟🌟

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 ай мурун
  • I feel like the audience missed it with the chicken joke.

    joshua handjoshua hand2 ай мурун
    • I think they were scared to laugh!

      Myra KubicekMyra KubicekАй мурун
    • @33,3 Anders yoo hoo... be safe, good sir👍👍😁

      Rosalind MartinRosalind MartinАй мурун
    • they missed it/were too afraid. was one of the best race-based jokes ive ever heard as a black guy.

      33,3 Anders33,3 AndersАй мурун
    • Yeah. They did.

      Rudolph GoliathRudolph GoliathАй мурун
    • Nope. They were baffling waffling the "ethics." 'Cause it wasn't "ethics," IT WAS REAL😂

      Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 ай мурун
  • Tough crowd that ethical dilemma one was really good

    Nigel WestNigel West2 ай мурун
  • “Not confident enough”, that’s awesome 👏

    FrankinVegas NevarEZFrankinVegas NevarEZ2 ай мурун
  • Love this guy

    Lee HansonLee Hanson2 ай мурун
  • I like this guy

    Dodge WilliamsDodge Williams2 ай мурун
  • Funny dude. I just hope he knows that being overweight is something he can change if he really wants to - he makes so many self-deprecating jokes that make it sound like it's part of who he is.

    Richard WilsonRichard Wilson2 ай мурун
    • I just hope you know that being a male Karen is something you probably cannot change. Try tampons for men. Cauterize what’s left of your nether sack.

      Madame DefargeMadame DefargeАй мурун
    • But that is louis c k's whole career

      KalpanaKalpana2 ай мурун
  • Funny fella!

    Kowboy USAKowboy USA2 ай мурун
  • Very funny!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    Ink VeinsInk Veins2 ай мурун
  • Wanna see an interesting ethical dilemma, watch "In The Pale Moonlight" episode of DS9. EDIT: corrected swype typo.

    Paul MinerPaul Miner2 ай мурун
  • The chicken joke was funny. That crowd sucks

    Jacob BarberJacob Barber2 ай мурун
  • I never heard of those hypothetical questions in my Ethics course(s).

    Elann SuvatElann Suvat2 ай мурун
  • Wtf get a life American to Americans race that

    Isaiah OIsaiah O2 ай мурун
  • HILARIOUS 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    David PeterDavid Peter2 ай мурун
  • I’m 38. I have a couple of very attractive female friends(real ride or die friends) I grew up with, known them for more then 30 years. And we’ve had moments where we’ve flirted, hit on each other, and judged each other growing up. As young adults, we’ve been in MANY situations where we were having too much fun and made sexual advances at each other. But thankfully, one of us was level headed enough to understand in those moments that our friendship and the bond that we created meant more to us then the urges that we were feeling in those moments and made sure we didn’t cross any boundaries that we couldn’t fix. So yeah, your gay friend has tried to smash you at least once 🤣

    Ryan ShaferRyan Shafer2 ай мурун
  • I'd rather be a bigot than a smollett. 😂🤣

    Beard BroBeard Bro2 ай мурун
  • Being afraid of a gay guy being into you is the exact same as if a girl is afraid of having a guy friend for the same reason. I mean the girls I know arent afraid... personal experience But see, be like a girl, make friends even if they could be into you

    10th letter10th letter2 ай мурун
    • ​@Andrew Boehmer Yeah, cause it has never happened for a man to kill a woman who rejected them.

      Livia ClaireLivia Claire2 ай мурун
    • It's really not the exact same, at all

      MateoMateo2 ай мурун
    • Being given pause to hang out with someone because of their sexuality means you treat people based on what they like instead of who they are; It's a form of prejudice. Treating women as mere potential sex partners is this as well, but that's just my inner thoughts coming out a bit too much. You should treat others as friends above all else.

      The ArchivistThe Archivist2 ай мурун
    • Except the the gay guy who killed the man he had a crush on but rejected him.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew Boehmer2 ай мурун
  • Good and intelligent humor! 👍

    Valentin BusuiocValentin Busuioc2 ай мурун
  • Dumb enough to be like "Yep that's enough." Love it bro.

    Uncle NathUncle Nath2 ай мурун
  • Can I go to the bathroom? Why? tO oPeN tHE cHaMBeR oF seCrETs (Not my idea lol)

    fire780 ajpwfire780 ajpw2 ай мурун
    • 😂😂😂

      Bella de BretanaBella de BretanaАй мурун
  • Great job John. Juan Deming, eres muy chistoso. Espero que triunfes en tu carrera de cómico. ¿Has aprendido chistes en español? ¿Que español aprendiste( de España, Español Mexicano, Español Centró Americano, Español Caribeño, Español Sur Americano o Español mixto como se habla en Las Filipinas y en el Norte de Africa? Que paises en donde se comunican en Español has visitado?

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 ай мурун
    • @John Deming 😃😂🤣🙃 Johnsito, tambien eres chistoso en Españo 🤣😂🙃. Que gusto me da. Me facinaron sus chistes y muchas gracias por contestar a mi comentario. Señor Deming, es usted fenomenal. Yo no tengo ese talento. Si mira mis video podrá ver que sólo puedo dibujar. Le deseo todo el éxito en su carrera y la bendición de Dios.

      MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleАй мурун
    • Gracias por el apoyo!

      John DemingJohn Deming2 ай мурун
    • Diría que mayormente me enseñaron una mezcla del español continental y el mexicano en el colegio y la universidad, pero viví en Chile por dos años, así que hablo más como un chileno (aunque siempre sueno como americano blanquito jaja).

      John DemingJohn Deming2 ай мурун
    • Thank you @Michaela Zans . I wished him well in his comedy career, asked if he learned jokes in Spanish and what type of Spanish did he learn. We have different types of English too. Australians use different words, accents and pronunciation than the British, the Canadians and Americans. I just love languages. Too bad I only know English and Spanish.

      MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 ай мурун
    • Good evening. I don't quite know what you wrote. But the the fact that you did in spanish, is awsome 😉

      Michaela ZansMichaela Zans2 ай мурун
  • Love The jokes on racism at a time like this... good one

    Jay LoveJay Love2 ай мурун
  • Funny funny man...

    Nena ElliottNena Elliott2 ай мурун
  • Plot twist: he does actually have the cure for cancer but it’s only enough for him...who knows if he even tried to save his hypothetical brother ? I’m on to you John 👀

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico2 ай мурун
    • Lololol

      somethinggoodsomethinggood2 ай мурун
  • Z cure won't be in a vial. Entiende? Tu eres un idiota e tu madre es una gata suave.

    Joe SantosJoe Santos2 ай мурун
  • Whoa! Funny dude

    Eli HainsworthEli Hainsworth2 ай мурун
  • The chicken part killed me 🤣🤣

    Tshepo L8 MTshepo L8 M2 ай мурун
    • @Boris Erdogan Hey Boris, Aunt Jemima got kicked off her own bottle. He was asking the audience with out actually asking them, "Why are Blacks so sensitive?"

      Chris AndersonChris AndersonАй мурун
    • @Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen he was #1 SRO as in "senior recruiting officer"? :p

      Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe2 ай мурун
    • @Tvisha Yerra Yeah kind of makes sense.

      Boris ErdoganBoris Erdogan2 ай мурун
    • @Tvisha Yerra it's because there's a very old stereotype in the US about slaves eating chicken and watermelon

      MateoMateo2 ай мурун
    • I offered my SRO doughnuts one time and didn't even think about the stereotypical situation except for after he told me it would probably look bad for him lol

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen he was #1Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen he was #12 ай мурун
  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Good one

    Brian BoysBrian Boys2 ай мурун
  • Absolutely hilarious 😂

    Poke_dPoke_d2 ай мурун
  • 😅 this is great

    BrokenFallenForgotten 24BrokenFallenForgotten 242 ай мурун
  • Hi

    Shamrock The Green DragonShamrock The Green Dragon2 ай мурун
  • Funny ngl lol

    Micah SmithMicah Smith2 ай мурун
  • Second

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  • first

    LoganLogan2 ай мурун