Southern Jesus. Jay Stevens - Full Special

2020-ж., 22-сен.
144 605 Көрүүлөр

A southern Jesus isn't something you hear about every day, but according to Jay Stevens nephew Jesus was born in Alabama. In this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy special Jay Stevens breaks down what it's like to be a dad, what it's like when Jesus is from the south and a whole myriad of other funny situations.
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  • Just the right amount of corny-ness I love it!!

    Justis MyersJustis Myers2 күн мурун
  • Love you Jay! You're so funny. You are spot on about our bodies letting us know we're getting older. When I drop something on the floor, I look at it and say Do I really need this? Or what can I pick up while I'm down here. Lord, it's awful getting old. Lol 😂

    Charlene GriffisCharlene Griffis5 күн мурун
  • You might want to check your underwear. LMFAO

    Derrick LopezDerrick Lopez5 күн мурун
  • i fail exam today and i was feeling down but this man lifted my spirit, thank you sir for that.

    Drip SideDrip Side9 күн мурун
  • Smart phones take forever to try n just hang up on somebody ..... wait til this phone light up I'm going to end this call.... phone freezes... ugh I can't even hang up i have to turn my whole phone off 🤦‍♀️🙄

    Keyanna ParkerKeyanna Parker11 күн мурун
  • He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Keyanna ParkerKeyanna Parker11 күн мурун
  • Boring as Hell.

    Lee LarsonLee Larson21 күн мурун
  • This was hilarious!! Thank you

    Christy DethlefsChristy Dethlefs24 күн мурун
  • He doesn't connect with the audience. He tries.

    Fishing FunFishing Fun25 күн мурун
  • his voice got real Chuck Taylor for a moment when he was dabbing

    bleachpastableachpasta27 күн мурун
  • 13:34 to 14:00 💀😆

    diamndz1021diamndz102127 күн мурун
  • I dance when I eat 😂😂

    PN CCPN CC27 күн мурун
  • One time I was being put under and the doctor was telling me to count backwards from 10 so I did, and then I was like... now what? And he’s like... idk no ones ever made it this far. Then he asked me another question and then I woke up and my wisdom teeth were gone.

    Alexandra LenzingerAlexandra Lenzinger27 күн мурун
    • Felt they just looked at me like the hell cause I just started counting up again

      bob the builderbob the builder18 күн мурун
  • I am wondering when this was live. Was it this month?

    starglow12starglow1227 күн мурун
  • Hilarious...I am 60 and know what it like when your body does and doesn't...have to watch out in the stores..gas attack 😳😳😳😄😄😄😵😵😵

    Brenda MortonBrenda Morton28 күн мурун
  • Hahahahaha! The dancing while cooking.. hilarious and true

    Lilia RosalesLilia Rosales28 күн мурун
  • This guy brought up so many memories from my childhood that I forgot about. Thanks for flashbacks.

    joe myersjoe myers28 күн мурун
  • The crowd did not do this man justice😟 His jokes were really funny😆😆😄😄

    Denise ReneeDenise Renee29 күн мурун
  • You know, Conan, Netflix and all other major comedy producers can find more than 1 woman for 25 men. This channel is only dudes and Mary Mack. Lame.

    June DempseyJune DempseyАй мурун
    • @Bitter not upset man, just pointing out a disparity I noticed that for me personally, I find disappointing and lame.

      June DempseyJune DempseyСаат мурун
    • There is no need to get upset about it, some female Comedians might not want to do a dry bar show, or when they are available for one Dry Bar is already booked

      BitterBitter2 саат мурун
    • Some clean stand up comedians who are women who make sense for Dry Bar-- Jackie Kashian, Emmy Blotnik, Aparna Nancherla, Becky Lucas, Alice Wutterland, Emily Galati, Catalin Peuloff, laura peek. This isn't hard, just look at decent comedy festivals-- they all have more women than this entire channel.

      June DempseyJune DempseyАй мурун
  • 😘

    Capitol SAGECapitol SAGEАй мурун
  • you say “sir” a lot.

    Samantha ReasorSamantha ReasorАй мурун
    • He’s southern. That’s how it be.

      Lindzie HLindzie H29 күн мурун
  • What a great comic....:)

    Jules 11Jules 11Ай мурун
  • I remember my sister & I would wait for midnight on Saturday's to watch MTV videos

    Olivia GOlivia GАй мурун
  • Team flip phone right here! Thanks for the laughs.

    drrarah73drrarah73Ай мурун
  • Excellent, THANK YOU!

    Lifestyle TravelLifestyle TravelАй мурун
  • Bahaha facts. Mami under 40 and right I like to good so I gotta go somewhere lol and yes on the bed ready

    Genevieve CapuanoGenevieve CapuanoАй мурун
  • pretty good old man, there s a lot of mediocre comedians out there ,, but you re good. thanks.

    newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
  • He is brilliant. Exciting discovery

    Lara KingLara KingАй мурун
  • not funny

    Holden Toyota StrayaHolden Toyota StrayaАй мурун
  • This guy was really really good

    supllynodaksupllynodakАй мурун
  • Very funny and clever!

    Jamie McCollumJamie McCollumАй мурун
  • Kaboom hells yeah

    Miguel RiveraMiguel RiveraАй мурун
  • Thank you for not making your jokes about race. Too many black comedians do on Dry Bar Comedy, and it sucks the joy out of it. This was good!

    Patrick GallagherPatrick GallagherАй мурун
  • First joke, yes! As someone who looks five years older than his kids. I get it. Though had them at 19 and 20.

    Kevin LarsonKevin LarsonАй мурун
  • LOL,laughter IS The Best Medicine:)Tina from Ks...💙❤️🎤🇺🇸☮️✝️💟🤣...

    Tina OhlroggeTina OhlroggeАй мурун
  • I love this dude

    Dimes On His EyesDimes On His EyesАй мурун
  • 3:31 Kaboom! I'm 42 and I still hope to find a random box of Kaboom on the shelves at grocery stores lol.

    H PureyH PureyАй мурун
    • I saw this just as he mentioned it.

      smilesNluv :DsmilesNluv :DАй мурун
  • I suddenly want to be his daughter or niece ._. gonna be so fun having him as uncle or father

    kokonut is a giant nutkokonut is a giant nutАй мурун
  • I love this guy🤩 I want to hear more of your stories and jokes🤗🤭

    noneof yourbusinessnoneof yourbusinessАй мурун
  • Great set! Whenever I drop things, I say "Yep, that's where that goes." 😜

    Lv4music aka IndieBearLv4music aka IndieBearАй мурун
  • This guy is funny. They should call it dry crowd comedy, cause these people don't seem to think anything is funny. Less it's cause not there live to see it.

    At what cost?At what cost?Ай мурун
  • He talks about cooking, the FoodNetwork. Then, he mentions Sandra Lee, Jay- "You guys know who Sandra Lee is?" Me- Psh yea! Dr Pimple Popper..... Whoops...nope, well yes, but not the one in his story...

    Isaac GonzalezIsaac GonzalezАй мурун
  • Enjoyed until the blasphemy.

    Vash MatrixVash MatrixАй мурун
  • Too many ads. Not that good.

    Al BarryAl BarryАй мурун
  • I can tell this dude gots some skillz!!

    karlstormguardkarlstormguardАй мурун
  • Wait until the kids go to sleep!

    E K DaufinE K DaufinАй мурун
  • Beginning was funny then not so much and the ageism stuff was weak.

    E K DaufinE K DaufinАй мурун
  • You we’re pretty hilarious

    Kahealani KagawaKahealani KagawaАй мурун
  • Jay Steven's should go on AGT. He's so funny!😄

    ScottScottАй мурун
  • I laughed so hard! .... The best part was when he didn't make it racial.. Black\White who cares? We are all in this together. Don't let them divide us!

    Wolf ThornWolf ThornАй мурун
    • @Wolf Thorn This. Very good. Back in the day, the liberals/leftists were trying to oppose racism. I was in their camp. Today, they are promoting it. I am white man. My late wife was the very definition of lily-white. Now, my gf is Thai, my daughter prefers native Americans or African Americans and my namesake son almost married a Malaysian girl. We're a world culture. We should love both our differences and our sameness. Jay made me laugh and he's welcome in my home (um, actually, so is anyone on Drybar because I love the laughs). I suspect I'm welcome in his home. Drybar comedy is where I find diversity in gender, religion and race and a lot of kindness around all those things.... and freedom from the hatred and racism of the left. Those subjects are sometimes present and sometimes absent. Those of us commenting notice all.

      Argle BargleArgle BargleАй мурун
    • @newlife nowife Hey brother, my wife is black. My daughter is obviously half black. I can send you my face book page to verify. If I am a racist, then I am the worst racist on Earth. I can gaurentee you the two things I love most in the world they are my daughter and my wife! I am sick of you idiots race bating people. You are being suckered into a world of hate. This is why I found it refreshing that this hilarious dude didn't stoop to your level!

      Wolf ThornWolf ThornАй мурун
    • @H- TOWN because... we live in a time when a-holes want to devide us. It is nice to see someone who didn't pander to the left or right. I pointed this out! shame on me for wanting racial harmony.

      Wolf ThornWolf ThornАй мурун
    • ...don t read the replies , dude , they brother !

      newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
    • @H- TOWN Exactly. If race doesn't matter then why even mention it lol.

      AshantiAshantiАй мурун
  • 😂😂😂😂 I definitely have the old people tendencies I get off at 12:00 and my daughter get out of class at 2:00 after that I'm sleep for the rest of the day 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂 @yahoo.comАй мурун
  • Lol! My husband used to do that to our kids. “Get off my lawn!” Now he yells that at our goats when they escape.

    Flea ChristensonFlea ChristensonАй мурун
  • Calling all white people Sir... U Finnish this sentence

    mike barmike barАй мурун
  • nope. she get all dolled up and dressed out, and the keys get tossed on the counter and she gets hauled down the hall to the bedroom. that's adulthood.

    em1o smurfem1o smurfАй мурун
  • 18:10 Melatonin gummies

    Stoeger StewieStoeger StewieАй мурун
    • For real! Melatonin and a bedtime story, goodnight!

      Brooke SmithBrooke Smith26 күн мурун
  • 👍👍

    Scruffy 61Scruffy 61Ай мурун
  • Had kids at 16... with his wife. That’s beautiful!

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazziАй мурун
    • @Capt Subtext NOPE.....GREAT LIFE...

      Pado PadoPado PadoАй мурун
    • I feel sorry for people that have kids so young. That must really suck.

      Capt SubtextCapt SubtextАй мурун
    • My parents too. 3 kids, 43 years..♡

      hellrzr1966hellrzr1966Ай мурун
  • Too funny!

    Patricia FetterPatricia FetterАй мурун
  • *Laughs at flip phones* Samsung, LG and Motorola: Come again?

    K R AY N EK R AY N EАй мурун
    • @Larry Wilson Mine had an antenna but was small enough to fit under my carseat where it was stolen. 😂

      Lv4music aka IndieBearLv4music aka IndieBear29 күн мурун
    • my first cell phone was a bag phone .... I had a shoulder strap hahaha

      Larry WilsonLarry WilsonАй мурун
  • You claim to be a comedian ... really - I couldn’t tell 😶

    Michael StevensonMichael StevensonАй мурун
  • Every time my dad - an engineer - helped me with math homework, I failed the assignment. Every. Single. Time. This guy knows....

    Resting BitchfaceResting BitchfaceАй мурун
    • Knotty, it could be that I’m biased since my dad was a civil engineer and my husband is a construction engineer. Neither licked windows. But Dad was a math genius. My husband let me relive my high school math classes.

      Nancy MuellerNancy Mueller22 күн мурун
    • Oh, I just have to throw in my two cents here. My mom's dad was a 6th grade drop-out, a son of a Ukrainian immigrants and a truck driver. He set out to help my mom with some of her homework. She said he scratched his head, used a little logic and tried to help her. Embarrassed, she brought the results to school the next day.... to discover that he got her algebra homework right. My mom still downplays her intelligence, but I'm the engineer son who benefited and so did her grand-children. Simple man, grandpa, but thanks for the good genes.

      Argle BargleArgle BargleАй мурун
    • My dad was a engineer too, he was like, "Let me see your book"........ page flipping and 10 minutes later....

      mrbunnylamakinsmrbunnylamakinsАй мурун
    • 90% of Engineers are Window Lickers. Especially the civil engineering students. The Mechanical engineers are a somewhat different story with the split being 60% window lickers.

      KnottyKnottyАй мурун
    • @SinkingOutLoud I'm sure I will too

      Kyle MillerKyle MillerАй мурун
  • I just had my first child this year at 26 and even I'm learning alot. My mother passed at a young age so I didnt get alot of the teaching I woupdv hoped to. Thankfully the father has alot of experience because his sister had children at the age of 13!!! ( yes we know she was very persistent lol) and as siblings him and his brother did alot to help her care for thechildren. So grateful to have him and his family around to help teach me what I needed to know to start raising our baby healthy and safe! Somehow we are all children until we become parents! Very beautiful thing.

    mikeala leemikeala leeАй мурун
    • To be totally honest iv heard so much religious rabble in my life that iv gotten sick of it and I'm not even reading his comments lol. But it's fun egging them on. People get so fire about things. Think they know it all but they only know what they know. Doesnt make them smart or right. XD

      mikeala leemikeala leeАй мурун
    • Lol I'm not being that way I'm just insulting everyone because my religion is the only one that makes sense. How very religious of you. I'm glad to I honestly think this guy is the most ridiculous lump of meat to exist right now. Theres better things in the world to worry about than comedians being satanist. Isnt there a saying that people who think they know everything are the dumbest ones of all? Talk about ignorance is bliss hahah. Based on what your saying I'm a real satanist over here. Iv done things. You dont know me, I'm mrs pancakes!

      mikeala leemikeala leeАй мурун
    • @mikeala lee aye you good dw eventually this might die down, welcome to classic youtube comments LOL

      Jordon GarciaJordon GarciaАй мурун
    • This is the funniest comment string I've seen in a long time lol

      Jordon GarciaJordon GarciaАй мурун
    • @Jimi Crespo yeah im glad im not human

      Jordon GarciaJordon GarciaАй мурун
  • I started with flip phone and went to Galaxy and I laughed so hard, I loved hanging up on people and I've had so many situations in the past few years saying wait until this phone lights up why won't it light up getting mad at my phone more than the person I'm hard core beefing with hahaha.

    {Weißer Monddrache}{Weißer Monddrache}Ай мурун
  • Yeah. This guy's good.

    garry kinggarry kingАй мурун
  • Reeee-post of just a few daZe ago? Yup.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • Really funny. Great how he played to the crowd. Comedy connoisseur and I never watch to the end. Great set!

    Maria FriasMaria FriasАй мурун
  • Half way through I paused and bought some underwear. True story.

    G. Brent WilsonG. Brent WilsonАй мурун
    • @Amos Backstrom ...what,, only 2 pair ? amateur.....

      newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
    • I have underwear so old I need to wear 2 pairs so the holes dont overlap.

      Amos BackstromAmos BackstromАй мурун
    • ...really ? new or thrift shop ?

      newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
    • Lmfaooo

      GuxxiGuxxiАй мурун
  • This was posted in the last month or two.... Taking tips from WatchreRuns I see.... I mean WatchMojo.

    ravenloransravenloransАй мурун
  • I had the anesthesia thing happen at the dentist. Woke up counting... Me:"7...6...5..." Dentist: "bro... Were finished. Now try & stand. " Me:🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤

  • 23 minutes of this man was not enough to funny 🤣👍👍👍

    Ben UnderwoodBen UnderwoodАй мурун
  • I can tell why he's the favorite uncle. He was built in a lab to be a great dad.

    Mike O'BarrMike O'BarrАй мурун
  • I enjoyed Jay Stevens routine... It was lively and kept my interest... I laughed along with some of the jokes... I would score him 7 1/2 stars out of Ten... ⭐

    Mark HendrixMark HendrixАй мурун
  • 7:00 hes literally doing a mike Epps bit rn

    Kyle MillerKyle MillerАй мурун
    • @H_A_F GAMING I wish

      Kyle MillerKyle MillerАй мурун
    • Kyle Miller are you joe rogan?

      H_A_F GAMINGH_A_F GAMINGАй мурун
  • "Get out of my yard. Ya'll go down the sleep and play." "But Dad, we live here!"

    KolourfulNecoKolourfulNecoАй мурун
    • @BikeDoctor34 ..oh,, i thought he said stripjoint....

      newlife nowifenewlife nowifeАй мурун
    • *street

      BikeDoctor34BikeDoctor34Ай мурун
  • Hey Jay....thanks for making me laugh today!!

    Cary HansonCary HansonАй мурун
  • Pete and Repeat were walking across a bridge. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. On YT today/these daZe, they call it a RE-POST. Ugh.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • "you love food so much cooking breakfast thinking about dinner" 🤣🤣🤣

    Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • that was so close almost got a down vote

      robert chandlerrobert chandlerАй мурун
    • @Animebryan2 thanks man👍🏾, corrected

      Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • -liking- *thinking

      Animebryan2Animebryan2Ай мурун
    • @jessicaaudate 😄 I like that, that's awesome 😄👍🏾

      Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • Baby I'm the same way. Soon as breakfast over my son ask what we eating for dinner. I'm so proud 🤧 😭😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
  • Yea bro I look at my outfit on my bed before I shower yup😁👍🏾

    Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom ok primary school teacher I didn't ask for a correction but thank you, and all the other stuff that you're talking about, nope not in this comedy content so have a good night..... Hope that was good word structure and sentencing for ya.

      Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • You LOOK out yo outfit? Could have sworn that it was called TOOK out... I usually plan my work outfit the night before the next work-week day... Standard drill. For special occasions? Just look into my ~ 20+ feet of closet pole space, not counting the 4-feet of coats. Always prep the night before. Clothes, nylons, jewelry, shoes, overcoat, weather predictions, etc. Hmmm. Not so keen on peeps who cannot complete a sentence properly structured. Dunno why, dewds and dewdettes... lol! Something about lazy eloquence, articulation on a superlative level, eXpecially failure to complete a sentence properly structured, bragging about being poor or playing the black card. ALL LIVES MATTER ASK JESUS... RED AND YELLOW, BLACK AND WHITE... ALL ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT... ALL, NOT JUST BLACK. ALL Lives Matter! ALL Lives Matter! That's why He went to the Cross... for ALL of us. If God and His only Son came to save us ALL, then why is there so much hatred still in existence??? A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL ALL BE THE SAME COLOUR! Yay, and PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME! G.O.Y. It rhymes with boy. Stands for G ET O VER Y O-SELF. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE "JESUS GLASSES", where we can actually see each other through His eyes, as He hangs on His Cross in agony for our sins... ? We ARE ALL loved by Him. Can I hear an AMEN? Anyone? My heart and soul are breaking for the hatred consuming our Nation. Stand strong, my eternal brothers and sisters in Christ! Stay safe, ok? 😪 ⚘ 🕯🙏❤🙏🕯 ⚘ 😥

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no

    jeanetteRyokuXjeanetteRyokuXАй мурун
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom does that divert that he sucks? sorry let me add "IMO"

      jeanetteRyokuXjeanetteRyokuXАй мурун
    • It's a reeee-post of a few daZe ago. Ugh!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • 🤣 I love this dude

    Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • @Lucien Delaney lol ok that's fine ones it ain't bad

      Dawin AlexanderDawin AlexanderАй мурун
    • I think I know him in real life but I'm scared to comment it in a real comment because I might be wrong, so I'm putting it on your comment. Sorry!

      Lucien DelaneyLucien DelaneyАй мурун