Single & Childless - Dry Bar Comedy

2020-ж., 8-авг.
97 613 Көрүүлөр

Single & Childless isn't something you choose, it's just something you're born with, and it really makes you appreciate white carpet and peace and quiet. Whether you are 49 years old or haven't been in a good relationship in 20 years, this Dry Bar Comedy clip is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
Comedians in this compilation include
Mike Sieigel
Greg Warren
Kendra Cunningham
Patrick Keane
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  • What is the first Guy name.. wanna see more of his Comedy

    Jacob SylvesterJacob SylvesterАй мурун
  • the guy warning his friend at 5.16 mark. 😂

    she073she073Ай мурун
  • This is very funny.

    Sandra VeltriSandra Veltri2 ай мурун
  • 30 grand for a wedding, I thought the bride's family paid for that, we thought you were the bride 😂

    beatleme2beatleme22 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂😂👍🏼

    Kamyar KamyabKamyar Kamyab2 ай мурун
  • If you are old and single, you are ether smart, or something is wrong with you that nobody wants to deal with.

    Jojo Crazy CatJojo Crazy Cat2 ай мурун
    • Shy is another option.

      Carol MkCarol Mk2 ай мурун
  • ahahahahah Me getting out of a bad relationship and still get to keep my house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jojo Crazy CatJojo Crazy Cat2 ай мурун
  • ehm...we prefer "child-free" , thank you :D

    Jim MatterhornJim Matterhorn2 ай мурун
  • Hey, Mike, maybe start dating women from Europe. NOT UK!! It will change your life.

    Bibi BrinBibi Brin2 ай мурун
  • That wrong spelling? What Catholic school would ever want tou ???hahaha

    Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 ай мурун
  • Joke: This is me minding my own beeswax, and trying to stay away from so-called friends. No house, no kids, no car in US Wuhan lockdown, hahahahahahahaaaaaa

    Micha MasonMicha Mason2 ай мурун
  • Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 ай мурун
  • Is the first guy the same guy who does the robot comedian?

    Scott SonnheimScott Sonnheim2 ай мурун
  • That was funny af

    Erika Blaze #IAmErikaBlazeErika Blaze #IAmErikaBlaze2 ай мурун
  • This is baby phobic

    BabyBaby2 ай мурун
    • @Baby Ahhhhh ABORT!

      TsubasaTsubasa2 ай мурун
    • @Tsubasa Wahhhhhh Wahhhhhh now I'm crying

      BabyBaby2 ай мурун
    • Its not a phobia if its justified lol

      TsubasaTsubasa2 ай мурун
  • LOVE the first guy!

    E K DaufinE K Daufin2 ай мурун
  • Should say childFREE.

    E K DaufinE K Daufin2 ай мурун
  • Yes.. I agree. Some parents are okay with some of their kids not having their own.. but everyone has that sibling that make up for it. My sister got a double dose of "the mother's curse", and she so deserved it!!

    David WelshDavid Welsh2 ай мурун
  • Hahah the quick headshake

    RD EnduroRD Enduro2 ай мурун
  • "we've been married 41 years." stunned silence, then obligatory "oh, that's so wonderful", etc. debt free, soc sec/usn ret/medicare/tricare, thousands rotting in the bank, do what we want whenever, great great granddaughter, biggass family. hit it right folks, and life is a glide. and fun, too, you always have a cool date (and tell her she is). it takes two to be stupid--don't be stupid.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 ай мурун
  • "Being single and childless is not a choice, I was born like this...." 😂😂😂

    AlmaMata BoyAlmaMata Boy2 ай мурун
    • Childfree

      E K DaufinE K Daufin2 ай мурун
  • great comedy, but wish you'd dial back the canned laughter

    Lynne CloseLynne Close2 ай мурун
  • Did anyone have a sex ad come up? We did and were trying frantically to shut it down. Was really shocked the first time ever for our KGworld experience which has been years of watching .... just wondering cause there is an awful lot of weird stuff happening

    Nancy LeeNancy Lee2 ай мурун
    • Its called Adblock

      TsubasaTsubasa2 ай мурун
    • Are you watching with kids or something lmao who cares

      Katrina MKatrina M2 ай мурун
  • 🤣

    Merdith RoachMerdith Roach2 ай мурун
  • Awesome +

    Willie ScrogginsWillie Scroggins2 ай мурун
  • Is it bad that I see myself single at that age lol.28 and for the last 3 years I've lost all desire and am getting more sour now.i don't hate women at all as I know it's me.

    zack anthonyzack anthony2 ай мурун
    • I'm an introverted, and at your age I arrived at your same conclusion: I'm not good at relationships, I'd be a distant husband and father. Now I'm 57, and although I know I was right, silence and solitude are overwhelming in the evening. It's sad to realize that from friday afternoon to monday morning (when I'm not at work) I can hardly spend 10 words with strangers.

      Carlo CoccioloCarlo Cocciolo2 ай мурун
  • 8th

    Barbi GoodBarbi Good2 ай мурун
  • Mike was funny asf. He had me dying laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    Cee CeeCee Cee2 ай мурун
  • Y’all are OD’ing with these ads. 9 minutes in and I’m on my 4th commercial🙄

    Señora CheapeeSeñora Cheapee2 ай мурун
    • I've not had a single ad :D

      TsubasaTsubasa2 ай мурун
  • He's very funny but that joke about sending pics of single life to family who all have kids is a Kathleen Madigan joke from years ago. Literally framed the same way. She just said pile of money instead of white carpet but the sleeping in even had the same pacing. I get that happens but you'd think he'd be familiar enough with her not to do that.

    Yautja PrimeYautja Prime2 ай мурун
  • 😆😂

    Bi- HanBi- Han2 ай мурун
  • Rotlf....the first 2 guys were literally LOL funny! Greg is one of my favorite comics-so absolutely hilarious! “When it’s your kids, it’s different.....yeah, I imagine it’s worse”. That said, I adore kids and love being an Auntie and Godmother, and I love handing them all back to their parents.

    Sarah DoanSarah Doan2 ай мурун
  • I married my best friend to get our families off our backs. Lived in several countries over the next 6 years. About 10 years in, we fell in love (with each other)! 20 years in and we have no kids, interesting jobs with jacked up hours, 4 cats, 3 dogs. We do not regret not having kids. We're too busy enjoying ourselves.

    BelaayyasMusicBelaayyasMusic2 ай мурун
    • Justifying

      deedee mdeedee mАй мурун
    • How sad that you had to marry to get rid of the pressure... Sounds medieval in these present times.

      Angela BohemeAngela BohemeАй мурун
    • Life is too tough now to bring in kids.

      TasmarTasmar2 ай мурун
    • @Tina Windham Are you me? 😹

      BelaayyasMusicBelaayyasMusic2 ай мурун
    • There ya go.🐶🐱

      bigroy38bigroy382 ай мурун
  • These guys and this channel are awesome!

    Barry McMillenBarry McMillen2 ай мурун
  • Parents want to see you suffer lol 😂 😂

    Moskoto AznMoskoto Azn2 ай мурун
  • Lmao!!!

    Renee MooreRenee Moore2 ай мурун
  • Too funny

    Juliette's Google Account FairleyJuliette's Google Account Fairley2 ай мурун
  • Especially funny that the blind date's name was "Karen".

    william bondiewilliam bondie2 ай мурун
  • The last guy, Patrick, was my favorite. Funny as hell!! "Being single and childless is not a choice, I was born like this" 🤣🤣

    JulianaHereOnEarthJulianaHereOnEarth2 ай мурун
    • Childfree

      E K DaufinE K Daufin2 ай мурун
    • EU EDC Dee

      Paul Sardicity butPaul Sardicity but2 ай мурун
  • Hilarious! I loved showing friends with kids, pictures of what they can't do because they aren't single anymore! 🤣🤣

    Dizziemiss LizzieDizziemiss Lizzie2 ай мурун
  • I believe this is a repost because I've seen this set

    ZacharyZachary2 ай мурун
  • He young only 49 he still can have kids if he wants! Can’t live with them can’t live without them once you have them lol

    Latifa JenkinsLatifa Jenkins2 ай мурун
    • Of course you can't live without them after having them Latifa or else you wouldn't be a parent

      Love youLove you2 ай мурун
  • Awful and Great at the same time - great stuff.

    BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductions2 ай мурун
  • Love it. Keep em coming. It is so good to have clean comedy in this crisis.

    Uncle NathUncle Nath2 ай мурун
    • Crisis? Grow a pair dude

      Proud AmericanProud American2 ай мурун
    • That compliment is the kiss of death

      Esther B.Esther B.2 ай мурун
  • REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

    Love RulesLove Rules2 ай мурун
    • @Holly Holman got him, good.

      Josh _Josh _2 ай мурун
    • @Love Rules After that guy's comment, I hope so. That would be an awesome company name.

      May the Schwarz be with youMay the Schwarz be with you2 ай мурун
    • @Love Rules judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall. say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. Matthew 5:22 😂😂😂

      Holly HolmanHolly Holman2 ай мурун
    • @richard nitsch Fool.

      Love RulesLove Rules2 ай мурун
    • @Esther B. REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

      Love RulesLove Rules2 ай мурун
  • ❤️😂🤣😆👍🏻LMAO

    A FireballA Fireball2 ай мурун
  • I'm watching the same movie

    Burnzy The ChimpBurnzy The Chimp2 ай мурун
  • dozens of pets< ;)

    GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
  • This guy, the anti-kids one, is super! Talking about how fast his equity grew-as he leaves a sucker relationship, unmolested by some clinging woman & her disrespectful brats, his home intact. I’m still surprised that men fall for that. If ur lonely, get a pet. The odds aren’t in ur favor. I approach it the same way as a woman, I know better. The 1st time they utter the words, “ur not my mom”, I agree & leave. Marriage is a thankless farce.

    Via LouisVia Louis2 ай мурун
    • Via Louis I lived dating nen with vasectomies

      Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 ай мурун
    • Naw, Taco, my love. I didn’t. I’m one of the lucky ones who had a good marriage. However, I found that I was highly allergic to feeling smothered & controlled for no sane reason. He changed almost over night. Ppl thought it was cute. I didn’t. Being a quick study, I’ve always known when to get out. No amount of money, homes, cars or vacays were worth being miserable for. Not when I could get it all again myself-on my terms; w/out the license. I felt like property. It’s def not for everyone. More power to those who need it. So refreshing to see a guy that hasn’t fallen for that life. Based on the number of offers I get from married creeps to cheat, no one’s taking their already unrealistic vows seriously; & would risk it all for a cheap fling. That they’d think I’d waste my time only to be done the same way is laughable. I’m no more special than what u have at home. I don’t believe ppl are naturally monogamous if they’d be honest & know their worth. The honest ones are out there that agree w/me. Happily, I don’t have to settle.

      Via LouisVia Louis2 ай мурун
    • Ouch! Sounds like you’ve had some bad experiences 🤕

      Taco Of LoveTaco Of Love2 ай мурун
  • Same don't understand more things, I might rejoice with the jokes.

    F. SilvaF. Silva2 ай мурун
  • Lol that chick made me laugh with the lay some eggs routine

    Jesus FreakJesus Freak2 ай мурун
  • Wicked funny. Single man at a party showing photos to married friends, "this is me leaving a bad relationship, and keeping my house."

    Andrew HeffelAndrew Heffel2 ай мурун
    • Sinlge man at a party.."ok im gonna leave right now, not"

      Rage CageRage Cage2 ай мурун
    • Sweet equity it grows so fast 😂

      Brandon DBrandon D2 ай мурун
  • You would think being single & childless would make you popular in your 30s but turns out it does not 😒

    I’m from the futureI’m from the future2 ай мурун
    • Relationships weren't terrible for me, but they always got in the way. Certain things I don't compromise and I think I'm a better, more ambitious person on my own. I don't need to be anyones selfish girlfriend...or argue about having guys as my best friends (40 and single - no one else has the time with full time jobs and families).

      Wendy MullerWendy Muller2 ай мурун
    • Moon I do love my money 😅 I was loving life pre-Covid but dating is different. Can’t find late night pleasure at the end of a $60 bar tab anymore. Sucks.

      I’m from the futureI’m from the future2 ай мурун
    • This is 30s. Not High School. Popular? Who cares anymore? Lol.

      Phil DPhil D2 ай мурун
    • You'd be surprised. Lol

      Brandon DBrandon D2 ай мурун
    • Speak for urself, Influence Bot. Who in hell is still worried about being popular when u can come & go as u please? Being bossed, broke & miserable will never hold a candle to the former. Misery loves company. Most want what they haven’t had-until they get it.

      Via LouisVia Louis2 ай мурун
  • Mr Warren: You could have my kids if you want, but by now they are your age.

    Susan MercurioSusan Mercurio2 ай мурун
    • Susan Mercurio un Dear, no but thanks lol

      Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 ай мурун
  • Yeah, I just love a good tube sock.

    GetThePitchforks !!!GetThePitchforks !!!2 ай мурун
    • U can always buy more socks, dude.

      Via LouisVia Louis2 ай мурун
  • These 4 were great... I have seen all 4 of these extended... They were Great ! ✌🏻😁

    Mark HendrixMark Hendrix2 ай мурун
    • Mark Hendrix haha😉

      Zahra HusainZahra HusainАй мурун
    • @Zahra Husain LOL Yes They were GREAT! 😁

      Mark HendrixMark HendrixАй мурун
    • So.... were they great?

      Zahra HusainZahra HusainАй мурун
  • "A man who hates kids and dogs isn't all bad.."

    Susan MercurioSusan Mercurio2 ай мурун
    • Preach, Susan🙌

      Via LouisVia Louis2 ай мурун