Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

2020-ж., 30-июл.
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Republicans aren't real people, at least thats what Brandon Vestal believes the Democrats of California will tell you. Whether it's an app to tell you where Republicans live in California or a republican caucus meeting in the San Fernando Valley, Republicans have it rough in California, and Brandon Vestal is here to tell you all about it.
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  • We're 40% of the electorate here, thank you very much. Also, this was funnier than ****. 😂

    Karl OrrebrandKarl Orrebrand9 саат мурун
  • vote trump 2020! democratic party=communist party.

    brian kellybrian kelly17 саат мурун
  • I’m pretty sure as a person who binge listens to this stuff that the airplane joke also comes from another comedian just throwing it out there.

    Dark MagicanDark MagicanКүн мурун
  • Best Dry Bar EVER.

    Brenda StraleyBrenda StraleyКүн мурун
  • This delivery is , Smoooth

    Lungani CeleLungani CeleКүн мурун
  • This dude is a genius! Well played!

    ZMAM ShowZMAM ShowКүн мурун
  • Just watched it again.....and I laughed just as hard as the first time

    Lyndl EndiqueLyndl Endique2 күн мурун
  • Super funny guy.

    jumpinjakeflash1jumpinjakeflash12 күн мурун
  • I really like him.

    Marlene BtagelmanMarlene Btagelman2 күн мурун
  • I thought I was a Californian tough guy, until, my girlfriend dared me to wear a Maga hat outside. I was paralyzed with fear of the Nazis attacking me lol

    Let Me TranslateLet Me Translate2 күн мурун
  • I love the sponsor, Republican Party!

    Melissa HolleyMelissa Holley2 күн мурун
  • “You know any black people?......No....😅

    T. RichburghT. Richburgh3 күн мурун
  • California in 2020 is like the south in the 50's and 60's.

    Luis LlorensLuis Llorens3 күн мурун
  • 'i have just always been super strong?'😂😂😂

    Thobani MjwaraThobani Mjwara3 күн мурун
  • He just makes it look so easy

    lu845carpenterlu845carpenter3 күн мурун
  • In the comments "As an (insert targeted demographic here)"

    Solace HideonSolace Hideon3 күн мурун
  • LOL republicans have it rough?

    Solace HideonSolace Hideon3 күн мурун
  • This guy was a breath of fresh air, and really funny.

    LayynabooLayynaboo3 күн мурун
  • California needs to go away.

    Bluebyyou BlueBluebyyou Blue3 күн мурун
  • 30:31 did you guys see the dark shadow on the left appeared?

    virginia Sanchezvirginia Sanchez3 күн мурун
  • “They’re going to snatch your kids up and force em to get jobs!!!” 👏👏👏 said it perfectly!!! That’s they’re biggest fear. A job and have OG to actually be independent instead of stealing from those who work

    Chris NickleChris Nickle3 күн мурун
    • That's "they're" biggest fear...???? I seriously.... just no......

      Red BaronRed Baron11 саат мурун
  • That is because Democrats are degenerate

    Michelle MckennaMichelle Mckenna4 күн мурун
  • They are basically racist in California but instead of rounding up Jews they are rounding up people with a decent moral compass.

    modsarebiggaemodsarebiggae4 күн мурун
  • You gotta be an idiot to vote either party. Should be obvious by now that it's all fake. An illusion of choice to keep us all passive while investors clean house.

    erNomicerNomic5 күн мурун
  • Mueller gang.

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0075 күн мурун
  • Mew WORLD order.

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0075 күн мурун
  • :)

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0075 күн мурун
  • Sounds like being a Republican in Cali is like being a Democrat in Texas outside of a metropolitan city. One big difference though is that Texas doesn't go for that gun free zone stuff 😂

    Michelle NMichelle N5 күн мурун
  • One of the best standups I've seen in a while.

    Clint LewisClint Lewis6 күн мурун
  • “There’s an app that lets you know if there are Republicans in your neighborhood”. Yeah, it’s called the Sex Offenders Registry.

    Andrew JohnsonAndrew Johnson6 күн мурун
    • Whoever is not on the registry is republican.

      VJ SVJ S2 саат мурун
  • i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

    Eugen BanutaEugen Banuta6 күн мурун
  • He Went Off 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • So funny,..The jokes are true. That's the reason Cali. Is a toilet state.

    stick Lonnie Stevensstick Lonnie Stevens6 күн мурун
  • "watch this, not going. Do you see what I just did? just like that"

    Lungani CeleLungani Cele7 күн мурун
  • Boooooooorrrriiiiinnnnng!

    Jeremy TJeremy T7 күн мурун
  • 🤩 great set!! Love discovering comics!!

    Pedro BrocatoPedro Brocato7 күн мурун
  • As a human being I can confirm that Republicans aren't real people.

    EdgeEdge8 күн мурун
  • He kinda looks like mike Gordon

    JimFlyManJimFlyMan8 күн мурун
  • My mom is a black republican.

    Proclaiming the truthProclaiming the truth8 күн мурун
  • Ever been to central California? These dummies think its dixie with their confederate flags.

    DavidDavid9 күн мурун
  • Yes. In several hears Republicans will be forced to wear elephant patches on their clothing. If they can find any.

    Matt TraftonMatt Trafton9 күн мурун
  • I know too much about Steve. Rest in peace!

    Robyn RRobyn R9 күн мурун
  • Many years ago I heard Carrie Fisher of Star Wars fame, or if you're as old as I am you might think of her primarily as Debbie Reynolds' daughter, was being interviewed by someone on TV and she said that her family was having some sort of get together and there was a Republican man there. Given the statement that she made later I don't know why they would have invited him or why he would have accepted the invitation. Anyway, Carrie said that during this party someone said something funny and the Republican laughed. She said, "That's the first time I knew Republicans could laugh." My estimation of Debbie Reynolds pretty much took a nose dive at that time because it seemed she had raised her daughter to not even think Republicans were real people. So Brandon's comments, while funny, are perhaps too true to be really all that funny.

    Maryann AndersonMaryann Anderson10 күн мурун
  • People be like no politics but very funny but also all those people are republicans the political party that in its base form helps the rich and hurts the poor so… yeah

    RitroRitro10 күн мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    relish mustard?relish mustard?10 күн мурун
  • Vote for Trump!

    Christian BartholemueChristian Bartholemue10 күн мурун
  • 2.7k libtards disliked... LOL TRUMP 2020

    A Big Red GA Big Red G10 күн мурун
  • Man guy, man is he funny. I was laughing so hard I spit in someones mouth and gave them COVID.

    Bryon BeersBryon Beers11 күн мурун
  • lol fantastic

    Valeria CerónValeria Cerón11 күн мурун
  • I have been back 3 times to watch this - its that funny

    Kass ArthurKass Arthur11 күн мурун
  • I'm glad so many Republicans enjoyed the content, and watched it in spite if the description. Don't forget to vote on Nov 12th!

    SL SpitfiresSL Spitfires11 күн мурун
  • Lol 😆 🤣 😂

    Tamara RobertsTamara Roberts12 күн мурун
  • TRUMP2020 BABY! 😎😎😎

    Mary Budesheim aka MaryPatriotNews.comMary Budesheim aka MaryPatriotNews.com12 күн мурун
  • Sooooo funny 😂😂

    Sheila HodgeSheila Hodge12 күн мурун
  • As someone who is also from a small town in Oklahoma, that is how I was taught to move around.

    Successful UsernameSuccessful Username12 күн мурун
  • Trump 2020 biden is child toucher prove me wrong

    badit abadit a12 күн мурун
  • Imagine what he would've done if the first 2020 debate was on the flight.

    BrooksBrooks13 күн мурун
    • @Adamurquhart Not the point, Karen.

      BrooksBrooks10 күн мурун
    • Shift left like anyone with common sense did.

      AdamurquhartAdamurquhart10 күн мурун
  • Just watch all these “hidden” republicans win the election.

    Kathleen HoffmanKathleen Hoffman13 күн мурун
  • 17:45 the Tequila joke sooooo true jajajajaja

    6 176 1713 күн мурун
  • I will not dignify this video by watching it sorry, just bear in mind that when the nazi party declared jews were not real people it didnt end well for the jews. Republicans and other non socialist peoples are not going to go down that easy.

    steve reedsteve reed13 күн мурун
    • Dude, I’m Republican. Don’t get too worked up over the title. It’s funny.

      Charlie HawkinsCharlie Hawkins13 күн мурун
  • He is very funny but he does slip in there some anti Democrat stuff. I'd prefer if he left that out. Considering I started out in Calif, born to democrats.

    Alison GilroyAlison Gilroy13 күн мурун
  • I see what you did there

    Brandon JoyceBrandon Joyce14 күн мурун
  • more californians voted for trump and any other state, weird to hear but true

    Adam MAdam M14 күн мурун
    • Yeah and the sad reality is that still only equated to 30%...... I’d love to see Cali turn red, it would help that state so much.

      Charlie HawkinsCharlie Hawkins13 күн мурун
  • When life gives you lemons, open a bag of chips

    Tuckster04Tuckster0414 күн мурун
  • Best new comic

    leslie landbergleslie landberg14 күн мурун
  • This guy is a joy!

    Melissa McKeagueMelissa McKeague14 күн мурун
  • Dry Bar is a fire hose of comedy.

    William FongWilliam Fong14 күн мурун
  • This dudes pretty good. That mayo part got me

    TheRAAMTheRAAM15 күн мурун
  • Spot on 😂😂😂

    Ramneek GillRamneek Gill15 күн мурун
  • Funny stuff

  • Excuse me, but "THEY" didn't give US the right to Free Speech. This is a point that differentiates the Constitution of the United States of America from all other countries. We believer OUR CREATOR endowed us with rights. WE gave the GOVERNMENT the power to protect them.

    Stephanie KnowsStephanie Knows15 күн мурун
  • Very, very funny.

    Deborah NewsomeDeborah Newsome15 күн мурун
  • We're literally laughing at California now.

    Chris ReichertChris Reichert15 күн мурун
  • As a joke I tried what he did at the end on my girlfriend about fixing her anger by blowing on her and tapping her on the head. Who knew they had KGworld in the afterlife?

    IcanilisIcanilis15 күн мурун
  • Hilarious!

    Sylvia StreetSylvia Street15 күн мурун
  • That's a really white audience.....

    Zed MeisterZed Meister15 күн мурун
  • The high cop story was so funny!

    Sylvia StreetSylvia Street15 күн мурун
  • Trump 2020

    Gripping Lips FishingGripping Lips Fishing15 күн мурун
  • Anything that requires you to give up your life and your freedom for the benefit of something else without ever giving anything in return isn't love. It's just a well thought out lie. It's not worth it. It's not true. Period.

    Bulletproof BabeBulletproof Babe16 күн мурун
    • They get nothing else from me! I'm putting my foot down for real.

      Bulletproof BabeBulletproof Babe16 күн мурун
  • One of my favorites!!!

    KimberlyKimberly16 күн мурун
  • That's one of the strongest clean sets I've ever seen. Thanks.

    synchcsynchc16 күн мурун
  • I'm a human being and I like this.

    thatonelopezdudethatonelopezdude16 күн мурун
  • Those red lights are longer...much longer.

    Patricia GarrettPatricia Garrett17 күн мурун
  • Am I the only one who sees Elon Gold? Both look and sarcasm

    Yifat RatsabiYifat Ratsabi17 күн мурун
  • "You know what? I like black people" -- Well duh... Was it not the Republicans who freed the slaves? Was the KKK not founded to combat Republican influence? Was the Nazi party not Socialist Democrats? If any of that shocks you, then you were raised believing a very big lie.

    ReverendXeroReverendXero17 күн мурун
  • The thing about the short legged wife is so true! Hahaha!

    fuzzwobblefuzzwobble17 күн мурун
  • Their is a difference in being a Republican and being a IN TRUMP SUPPORTER CULT

    shannon the Grandshannon the Grand17 күн мурун
  • Republicans Snatch up your people and give them low paying jobs... While Democrats gets jobs in Silicon Valley making the future and millions in the process... Did that hurt? I thought so...

    J OJ O17 күн мурун
  • As a Republican who grew up in Southern California, now living in Texas, I can confirm this guy is 100% accurate! Hilariously so.

    Laura DiGerolamoLaura DiGerolamo18 күн мурун
  • Dry Bar has funny funnt comics and are clean! Thank you dry bar.

    Dyan EgelstonDyan Egelston18 күн мурун
  • From the beginning to the end his entire comedy set was hilarious!

    kie mckie mc18 күн мурун
  • Pretty low hanging fruit here. I'm disturbed by the trend of comedians even now so partisan. This isn't good for your country, y'all.

    the blue penguinthe blue penguin18 күн мурун
  • He has the same style as tig and I love it

    C. D. OroC. D. Oro18 күн мурун
  • Far Left thinkers are proof Satin is real. He may be held in a hole BUT his spirit roams the earth using Libs as vessels. IMO

    Bill KingBill King18 күн мурун
  • You are so cute!!

    LodiTXLodiTX18 күн мурун
  • His joke about republicans is a little off putting! Can't anyone tell a joke without putting any party down. Just tell the jokes!

    trishann ireytrishann irey18 күн мурун
  • Man this guy is really good with callbacks

    KomamuraSajinKomamuraSajin18 күн мурун
  • 😂😂😂😂

    Peepee VaginaPeepee Vagina19 күн мурун
  • This guy’s hilarious because he makes fun of everyone equally. That’s how it used to be here, we could all laugh at each other AND laugh at ourselves. Neither party is perfect. Unfortunately, our country has become so divided, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find this type of humor and the audience that can appreciate it. I can see that in some of the comments. Instead of laughing with each other, it’s getting ugly and divisive. Everyone just needs to chill and reminisce on how humor used to be our common ground. Enjoy the jokes and don’t go getting defensive. SMH

    Glem WheatleyGlem Wheatley19 күн мурун
  • Is nobody going to mention the laugh track?

    sean hurleysean hurley19 күн мурун