Picky Eaters Are The Worst. Jesse Egan

2020-ж., 27-июл.
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Picky eaters are the worst, if you don't believe us, just try being a waiter with a table full of picky eaters, then go watch "Thats The Spirit" by Jesse Egan only at www.drybarcomedy.com/jessee
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  • "You take that to Applebee's" 😅

    A BA BАй мурун
  • Back in the day...we used to be able to sit down at restaurants sunny and none of this 6 ft apart, and we talked to each other and none of this hide behind a mask stuff ...back in the day!

    beatleme2beatleme22 ай мурун
  • You’re not hungry enough. Hahaha

    Juliann DavisJuliann Davis2 ай мурун
  • He's hilarious! I'm vegetarian and try not to cause any trouble for waiters or waitresses when I'm out. I never send food back.

    Reehana TajReehana Taj2 ай мурун
  • 🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟 - blank expression 🌟🌟 - smiled 🌟🌟🌟 - chuckled 🌟🌟🌟🌟 - laughed 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - in stitches 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠 - comic genius

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 ай мурун
  • i was literally wheezing 😂

    Ashlynn CableAshlynn Cable2 ай мурун
  • I'm 30 and just yesterday I said back in the day. Lol

    Blazze777Blazze7772 ай мурун
  • I agree with most points he made, but there a difference between a picky eater and not getting what you ordered.

    SparrowSparrow2 ай мурун
  • I think I found Kevin Smith's younger and less famous brother

    Luigi Bros.Luigi Bros.2 ай мурун
  • I HATE ranch!! 👏👏👏

    Melanie SaulMelanie Saul2 ай мурун
  • During calamity, food shortages and famine this people are the first one to go I guess!!!

    wilborn kimmayongwilborn kimmayong2 ай мурун
  • Ranch joke killed me

    Tipping Point MediaTipping Point Media2 ай мурун
  • This guy was really good, fast pace. Nice! Don't see many comedians with this pace.I'm pretty critical of food in restaurants; paying good money, and I'm consuming it into my body, it better be well prepared! Plus I write online reviews sometimes of the restaurants, and I am more detailed than most.

    FrejborgFrejborg2 ай мурун
  • He's very funny. I loved him.

    Nancy AndersonNancy Anderson2 ай мурун
  • Ghetto blaster? Another life ruined

    Grim ReeferGrim Reefer2 ай мурун
  • That's not how spina bifida works!

    Toby TaylorToby Taylor2 ай мурун
  • Revision ...just give me the waiter and a side order of fries

    Miriam GreenMiriam Green2 ай мурун
  • Scoliosis not spina bifida but I get it

    Miriam GreenMiriam Green2 ай мурун
  • This is my new favourite comidein, I have not laughed like this since when I saw john candy and robin Williams when I was a kid. This dude is amazing!

    London Ghoul ChannelLondon Ghoul Channel2 ай мурун
  • I like "can you make bread from dreams?"

    Rachel BordeauxRachel Bordeaux2 ай мурун
  • I can totally relate to serving. Did it for 12yrs and picky eaters that like to remake everything... YOU’RE A F*CKIN NIGHTMARE!!!

    Sandi Baby312Sandi Baby3122 ай мурун
  • That was the first time I heard the word "Ghetto Blaster" and realized that it was supposed to be an insult. lol

    HotCrazyCatLady MeHotCrazyCatLady Me3 ай мурун
  • I am so very picky about what I eat now that I am not eating sweets and I am not drinking soda anymore.

    Angela R CooperAngela R Cooper3 ай мурун
  • "You go out to restaurants" Yes, I remember when we did that....back in the day.

    LynxChanLynxChan3 ай мурун
  • We really are though.

    Nathan HigginsNathan Higgins3 ай мурун
  • Why does Jesse turn into R2D2, while promoting the Dry Bar app? 🤣

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazzi3 ай мурун
  • Rachel Green did that. “I’ll have the... (whispers) ... side salad.... Just put it here, next to my water”

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazzi3 ай мурун
  • Used to have lunch with a woman who wanted her french fries CRISPY, she would KEEP SENDING them back until they were CRISPY enough.

    Katie DrewKatie Drew3 ай мурун
    • @Jason LeBeau CHARCOAL!!!

      Katie DrewKatie Drew2 ай мурун
    • Had a guy come in to red robins once a week and order a basket of fries deep fried for 16min... over 3x the normal cook time.. they came out near black and with no fluffiness left in them but that's what he wanted..

      Jason LeBeauJason LeBeau2 ай мурун
  • "Hook it up, bro. No glutens." 😂

    justalittlebitmojustalittlebitmo3 ай мурун
  • I ordered spaghetti and you brought me squirrel!

    James DakisJames Dakis3 ай мурун
  • You have no idea what it like to live with gluten allergy. Ya fat guy laugh it up.

    Paramesh SubramoniParamesh Subramoni3 ай мурун
  • Squirrel isn't bad, but it is so boney.

    D A TheamoreD A Theamore3 ай мурун
  • Til it gave you spina bífida!!!!! 😂🤣

    nayeli daltonnayeli dalton3 ай мурун
  • Back in the day, kids actually played...outside. Back in the day we could actually hug one another. Back in the day people didn't even know what gluten was. Back in the day, we actually knew how to read a map to travel.

    Q CorineQ Corine3 ай мурун
    • I still live like I’m back in the day 💕

      Sandi Baby312Sandi Baby3122 ай мурун
  • Never seen Jesse before. Good stuff brother. Keep it going mate. Love from Australia.

    Uncle NathUncle Nath3 ай мурун
  • "Can I have this without the onions?" You just want the fried breading?

    _Suburban__Suburban_3 ай мурун
    • I love fried bread rings :)

      HotCrazyCatLady MeHotCrazyCatLady Me3 ай мурун
  • Do the mozzarella sticks have cheese in them?

    Free SkierFree Skier3 ай мурун
  • Dude knows how to make facts sound hilarious.

    Kowboy USAKowboy USA3 ай мурун
  • He doesn't have hives. He's Fluffy!!

    The Lonesome FishermanThe Lonesome Fisherman3 ай мурун
  • DEVO is not back in the day what is he talking about.

    BBD DesignBBD Design3 ай мурун
    • Uhh they were popular in the 80s

      ipodhtyipodhty3 ай мурун
  • Holy crap that was hysterical 🤣 BRAVO 👏

    Di EnglishDi English3 ай мурун
  • Enjoyed it until the inaccurate food demonization 😕.

    E K DaufinE K Daufin3 ай мурун
  • Delicious convolutions ! A real treat w0w superb comedy by way of wit.

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block3 ай мурун
  • I'd send something back if there was something gross w/the food...like the time I sent back soup w/multiple hairs in it. Otherwise I usually wouldn't send stuff back.

    Jacque JacJacque Jac3 ай мурун
  • I am also feeling hivey my homie

    Jessie BJessie B3 ай мурун
  • Especially fully grown adults who are picky eaters. You have not lived until you see middle aged parents acting like fussy children when ordering their meals, especially with a laundry list of ridiculous demands, especially in ethnic/international restaurants. It's quite mind numbing. And I don't even work there! 😂😂

    Steven KimSteven Kim3 ай мурун
  • I have a lot of dietary restrictions due to a chronic illness and I always feel so bad for whoever has to wait on me. At least I can eat gluten and I tip well 😂. I have to send it back if it’s not right because I don’t want to be stuck sick in the restaurant bathroom for hours.

    Natalie PalmerNatalie Palmer3 ай мурун
    • I also have a disease that makes some substitutions necessary. I’ve found that if i mention the medical consequence of ingesting the item I’m asking to be left out I get a very compassionate response. No one wants to be me.

      Juliann DavisJuliann Davis2 ай мурун
    • @Natalie Palmer; You, at least, recognize that you can be a challenge and have a legit reason. Furthermore, you tip well.

      James DakisJames Dakis3 ай мурун
  • Walter Sobchak?

    Paul MinerPaul Miner3 ай мурун
  • "That's dark magic, take it to Applebee's!" Glorious.

    Moosin AroundMoosin Around3 ай мурун
  • Jesse: "I hate picky eaters.' Jesse: "I hate ranch." lol

    Sakana KaizenSakana Kaizen3 ай мурун
    • also: "I'll eat it. I'm not sending it back"

      NumptyDumptyNumptyDumpty3 ай мурун
  • Lol hilarious!

    RobynGuppy ArtRobynGuppy Art3 ай мурун
  • Dude...I'm not even old enough to buy alcohol and I totally relate to the first set of jokes.

    PixelBucketPixelBucket3 ай мурун
  • Not to ruin your joke ,but I am pretty sure you mean scoliosis as it is a curvature of the spine. Spinobifita, I think is when a baby is born with its spine partially exposed due to lack of folic acid in the mothers prenatal diet.

    Sheri ClevengerSheri Clevenger3 ай мурун
  • I prefer comedy from a comedian. Weak, used material.

    Crispy BaconCrispy Bacon3 ай мурун
  • The call backs killed me

    Five String ConnorFive String Connor3 ай мурун
  • Back in the day... Me who is 20😶😳

    Airica StarwallAirica Starwall3 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂 Back in the days for me is cassette tape and yellow waterproof Walkman!!!! This guy is hilarious!!!

    Aiyan TurleyAiyan Turley3 ай мурун
    • @HotCrazyCatLady Me lol you guys had the fancy one. I had some cheaper one, can't remember brand. was transparent

      SimoSimo2 ай мурун
    • I had one of those too :)

      HotCrazyCatLady MeHotCrazyCatLady Me3 ай мурун
  • I am not picky, just particular. Don't judge, I am paying.

    Barbra MighallBarbra Mighall3 ай мурун
  • -this guy's awesome! No waiting with his delivery(waiter.)

    Niŋin turdl已Niŋin turdl已3 ай мурун
  • You had me at:"I don't like ranch..."

    Michael BrownMichael Brown3 ай мурун
  • he is funny but video is so short :P ~~~moooore

    MehMeh3 ай мурун
  • As someone with spina bifida, I love the boom box joke.

    Negar ArvanaghiNegar Arvanaghi3 ай мурун
    • Same here!!! Wasn't expecting it. Went back and watched it again.

      regina simpsonregina simpson3 ай мурун
  • "I just want to jump out of a bush... back in the day we called it a ghetto blaster!" 🤣

    ShakesShakes3 ай мурун
  • I always thought I was a picky eater and then I found out my mum was the worst cook ever.

    roof pizzaroof pizza3 ай мурун
    • That was why I thought meat loaf was horrible. It was one thing she just couldn't cook. I almost choked to death on her meat loaf because I would attempt to down each bite with water so I didn't have to taste it.

      D A TheamoreD A Theamore3 ай мурун
    • Oooopsy!

      Q CorineQ Corine3 ай мурун
  • I'm laughing so hard!

    Kati GrindstaffKati Grindstaff3 ай мурун
  • This guy's a natural

    Nelson G.Q.Nelson G.Q.3 ай мурун
  • I misread the title as "Picky Eaters Are The Worst. Jesse Vegan" and thought, yeah that seems accurate.

    alex'alex'3 ай мурун
  • Man this dudes hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    Manny RodriguezManny Rodriguez3 ай мурун
  • Now this i real talent and charisma

    Blueberry Fundip FFXIVBlueberry Fundip FFXIV3 ай мурун
  • I’m always telling people about back in the day but just say that and look off into the distance leaving them confused like was that it ?

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico3 ай мурун
    • 😆😆😆

      Q CorineQ Corine3 ай мурун
  • Lol

    Dogsong 280Dogsong 2803 ай мурун
  • I love this guy he looks from back in the day

    BabyChainGangBabyChainGang3 ай мурун
  • Oh my God I love this guy I can so relate oh my God I was born in 65 and I remember Devo oh my god he’s too funny

    Texas GinaTexas Gina3 ай мурун
    • It may be scientifically unpossible to unremember: _to whip it, whip it good._

      Kowboy USAKowboy USA3 ай мурун
  • his audio is crispy

    Premier landscapingPremier landscaping3 ай мурун
  • Boy can I relate to picky eaters in restaurants. "Back in the day" when I had some jobs serving I struggled to keep my jaw from dropping when I heard some of the requests. Some customers like to keep you running back and forth to the kitchen dozens of times and then no tip! Lol. Got to love it though; I met some really fantastic people and also had some amazing tippers. Way too old for that drill now

    Mum VictoriaMum Victoria3 ай мурун
    • @Simo Parents who are just simply bad cooks also do not help with this scenario.

      Steven KimSteven Kim2 ай мурун
    • @Steven Kim That's what happens when your parents don't teach you to eat everything. You grow up and miss out on a lot of flavours. I remember even the foods we hated, we had to eat at least a tiny but, once in a while. Then they ended up being amongst my favorite foods (such as olives and gorgonzola). If we hadn't had that ''training'', I guess we would be one of those picky guys asking to have this and that removed.

      SimoSimo2 ай мурун
    • Worked at a pizza place for a few years in the 90s. This bit made me remember one address that ordered a lot at least once every single weekend and often once during the week as well. They were also one of the first customers to begin ordering from this location when it opened which was years before I worked there. Their order was actually one of the first things I learned when I got the job because it's so specific and picky that it sounds like a prank or at the very least someone trying to be funny but it wasn't. They would not accept it if it wasn't exactly as ordered and they would check very thoroughly each & every single time at the door before paying. If it was made the way they wanted exactly then they were happy to pay and were always extremely generous tippers. Anytime a cook or driver (often part of the drivers job was to cut & box the orders as they came out of the oven) made a mistake, didn't take it seriously and/or tried to save a little time they would notice causing them to send it back. If that happened the owner would always send out proper replacements and they wouldn't have to pay. They always ordered the exact same thing: Two 16" pizzas, one Vegetarian and one All-Meat. That in itself isn't that overly odd or picky but then they also insisted that both pizzas had to be: 1. Square cut using a freshly washed cutter. The freshly washed part was fairly common with most vegetarian orders. 2. The order must not be delivered in the usual box which was always used and was designed to hold 2 pizzas at once, each pizza had to be in its own 16" box which we normally only would use for people ordering a single 16" pizza. 3. Each pizza in the single box had to contain 1/2 All-Meat & 1/2 Vegetarian with a barrier of some type to prevent the two halves from touching so we would manually create one using tinfoil sort of in the shape of a capital T but upside down. - Each pizza could not just be made 1/2 & 1/2, each had to be separately be made, cooked and then divided.

      Jeff Van RooyJeff Van Rooy3 ай мурун
    • Ugh same. I was once at a Mexican restaurant recently that only did takeout during Cinco de Mayo, and there were several parties of people in front of me ordering, and hearing these people make a fussy, laundry list of meticulous demands, to their individual orders...FOR EACH FAMILY MEMBER mind you! Was absolutely mind numbing. The fact that these people were mostly middle aged and in their 40s and 50s made this all the more pathetic. It's unbelievable how childish and fastidious some fully grown adults can be.

      Steven KimSteven Kim3 ай мурун
  • Dude deserves more applause.

    Andrew BoehmerAndrew Boehmer3 ай мурун
    • yeah...tough picky crowd.

      Patrick LoraPatrick Lora3 ай мурун
    • No doubt , he is hilarious lol

      Frank C. Graham IVFrank C. Graham IV3 ай мурун
    • Eh, I guess

      Lee HansonLee Hanson3 ай мурун
    • I'm guessing alot of people are picky eaters

      Garrison ToushaGarrison Tousha3 ай мурун
    • picky audiences

      Britt jBritt j3 ай мурун
  • YAY

    LEGO fo YoLEGO fo Yo3 ай мурун
    • Congrats.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew Boehmer3 ай мурун