Paying Bills Is Way Harder Than It Needs To Be. Kabir Singh

2020-ж., 17-июл.
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paying bills is way harder than it needs to be, and we all know it, especially Kabir Singh. Why can't we just use one easy to remember password and then get on with the rest of our lives? If you have trouble remembering your passwords, or if you aren't helped by your password hints then you're going to love this clip from Kabir Singh. Watch "Retiring Material" by Kabir Singh only at
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  • Hes literally Vince Vaughn if he did stand up...but like Swingers Vince Vaughn

    DeMarko WilliamsDeMarko Williams10 күн мурун
  • He deserve millions of views .. really hilarious

    Arnold AmigoArnold Amigo24 күн мурун
  • Raj trying to be sheldon

    Nihal MishraNihal MishraАй мурун
  • Randomly saw him on Facebook now I gotta watch all his standup

    Alejandro EstradaAlejandro EstradaАй мурун
  • This is a funny guy

    cask1cask1Ай мурун
  • I love him!!! I could listen to him all day. 🤣😂🤣

    Pamela HalliseyPamela Hallisey2 ай мурун
  • Nice presentation.

    Clifford SouchetClifford Souchet2 ай мурун
  • I’m literally renting a part of the house instead of an apartment so I don’t have to pay bills, just give money to my landlord. I hate bureaucratic stuff and avoid it

    Margarita M.Margarita M.2 ай мурун
  • Show him the movie Kabir Singh

    ELITE 1ELITE 12 ай мурун
  • I love his voice 😄😄😄

    Ferz NFerz N2 ай мурун
  • Cool

    dondgolfnutdondgolfnut2 ай мурун
  • What confounds me is that when I pay by phone (stupid virtual assistants) it asks what I want to do and I say "pay my bill". The word bill is a trigger for the VA to say "I'm sorry I didn't get that". And it starts alllll over again, ugh. I forget that it ONLY understands the word "payment". 😩😕

    TheLight IsOnTheLight IsOn3 ай мурун
  • Final notice in the mail is funny BUT who's line is it from because these two said the same joke? Joe Devito "Dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping " and Kabir Singh "Paying Bill's is harder than it needs to be" say same joke??

    Devaster OnerDevaster Oner3 ай мурун
  • Hahaha!! I have the same issue with store credit cards 🤣 All to save that 10% on initial the purchase!

    Brent KatowitzBrent Katowitz3 ай мурун
  • He reminds me of Jimmy Fallon....

    Kami EckKami Eck3 ай мурун
  • Funny, but not so clean comedy, Dry Bar. Definitely a curse word; if he wanted to say, illegitimate then that would have been oddly acceptable as clean.

    Tosha McCartyTosha McCarty3 ай мурун
  • Very very funny! Excellent

    StevenSteven3 ай мурун
  • And because he speaks the truth just makes it that much funnier

    patrick mcglonepatrick mcglone3 ай мурун
  • He stole the mailbox joke word for word. From an older Italian comedian with glasses. He did not even bother to change the words lol

    rozie bayberozie baybe3 ай мурун
  • o my goooodddd......this dude is killing it

    Vimeo PicturesVimeo Pictures3 ай мурун
  • It's comedy, he's funny, but what he is joking about is true, it happens in real life just like he says!

    Juliet PhillipsJuliet Phillips3 ай мурун
  • Downloaded the app just to watch the full set of this guy.

    NoritaNorita3 ай мурун
  • Joke thief. Wow

    Atlanta guyAtlanta guy3 ай мурун
  • Basdrds is acceptable? For drybar

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle3 ай мурун
  • It seems the joke store sold these one-liners to multiple comedians.

    rtucker1004rtucker10043 ай мурун
  • Passwords would be easier to remember if they didn't require a mix of upper and lower case, numbers and symbols.

    connie rosarioconnie rosario3 ай мурун
    • True, but then they would be easier to crack.

      AceAce3 ай мурун
    • So annoying

      lime& saltlime& salt3 ай мурун
  • He's great, but that "final notice" joke has been used by other dry bar comedians.

    connie rosarioconnie rosario3 ай мурун
  • He hit the nail on the head didn't he 😂🤣😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂😅

    Toni OlsonToni Olson3 ай мурун
  • I like this guy!...too bad the vid was so short.

    JJZ ReidJJZ Reid3 ай мурун
  • Time to hack his email from all the details he provided

    Ife ka TerryIfe ka Terry3 ай мурун
  • Every comedy show always has a sharon Osbourne laughing in the background.

    Mister BlackMister Black3 ай мурун
  • I have about 9 accounts I have forgotten the password to.

    Cindy JencksCindy Jencks3 ай мурун
  • Lookin like an Hindu Jimmy Fallon

    Inquisitor GenerallyInquisitor Generally3 ай мурун
  • I want to hang out with this guy

    MateoMateo3 ай мурун
  • Very good. Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Brian BoysBrian Boys3 ай мурун
  • "Your hint is turtles." Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

    Michael NavarroMichael Navarro3 ай мурун
  • Very very good.....I'm really laughing out loud!! Thx Kabir ;)

    Vedna GarciaVedna Garcia3 ай мурун
  • Alright Ted Mosby.

    Mnqwenomhle TshanduMnqwenomhle Tshandu3 ай мурун
  • Keep writing bud cause you are Soooo Good! Congrats!!

    David ADavid A3 ай мурун
  • Full upload please....this guy is good but this is just a teaser. Most of your uploads run longer than 3 minutes.

    Ponga PanditPonga Pandit3 ай мурун
  • Once my friend forgot her password to an account, they told her it was sensodyne 🦷

    Ru KoRu Ko3 ай мурун
  • Dear Kabir Singh, I'm really sorry I suggested that you or any other comedian stole a joke. I was joking but did not use an emoji to prove it so I hurt people's feelings. I dont care if you stole the joke which I'm sure you didn't. You're a funny dude.

    The VikingThe Viking3 ай мурун
  • He’s spot on with this bit.

    Magnet Soldier CephasMagnet Soldier Cephas3 ай мурун
  • The app is locking up. Can't rewind to hear joke again, can't favorite, can't close. Thought you'd want to know.

    Bobby GilstrapBobby Gilstrap3 ай мурун
    • Maybe you forgot your password! 😆

      Clifford SouchetClifford Souchet2 ай мурун
    • Preach bro. Did you fixed it

      sickid41sickid413 ай мурун
  • ahahahaa. how did i just find this channel?

    theBellIsTollingtheBellIsTolling3 ай мурун
  • I thought cancer was funny......

    ardopork kropodraardopork kropodra3 ай мурун
  • He’s awesome!!!!!!!!

    Angelofmusic WonderAngelofmusic Wonder3 ай мурун
  • Laughing so hard! Feel the same about the BS you have to go thru to PAY the bill! So ridiculous and f'ing frustrating!

    TD HawkTD Hawk3 ай мурун
  • Clean comedy?

    Travis FieldsTravis Fields3 ай мурун
  • This guy's a riot..

    Marcus BonaMarcus Bona3 ай мурун
  • Final notice😇

    I’ve Arrived USAI’ve Arrived USA3 ай мурун
  • For a second I thought his password was "youbastards" 😂

    Mimi TeaMimi Tea3 ай мурун
  • My guess for that password hint would have been Donatello. 😄

    Star ShakeStar Shake3 ай мурун
  • It’s like when my Grannie died, I got a cheque £1020 from the solicitor, so I went to the bank to pay it in and they asked me approx 10 questions re money laundering, where did it come from, and why was I paying in!? OMG now even dead Grannies are potential money launderers!

    L NL N3 ай мурун
    • Robert Pruitt - Yeah, and it was a cheque from a solicitor, not even cash!

      L NL N3 ай мурун
    • Robert Pruitt - Agree, I was shocked for the small amount of money, and it was a cheque too, not even cash 😂

      L NL N3 ай мурун
    • The control they have on us day by day is sickening. And we are allowing them to enslave us

      Katrina MKatrina M3 ай мурун
    • You get hassled over so little? Got to get around $10,000 in America before that happens.

      Robert PruittRobert Pruitt3 ай мурун
  • This is propaganda for communism what is take all your money out your checks This is propaganda for communism where they take all your money out your checks to pay your bills One day you won't have the ability to tell the bank that it's your bank account. And you say what happens to the money now? Oh the government takes it. 🤯

    krrrruptidsolesskrrrruptidsoless3 ай мурун
  • Funny guy! 😂

    NICK ZNICK Z3 ай мурун
  • know, I still pay bills by a check in the mail

    Zach DarrZach Darr3 ай мурун
    • same here!!

      NunofurdambiznezNunofurdambiznez3 ай мурун
  • The joy 😍😍😍

    Sheilla OlgaSheilla Olga3 ай мурун
  • I absolutely love him for doing this bit on passwords. I got so fed up one time with having to get a new password , my new password was HATE PASSWORD!!! The whole thing is so ridiculous I have a list of a couple of dozen passwords and pins. That's one of my other beefs having to have a pin number. Good grief! I'm old enough to wish for life when it was much SIMPLER. LOL. But you got to laugh and I appreciate the opportunity. Bless you all

    Mum VictoriaMum Victoria3 ай мурун
  • Remind me of the guy on How I Met Your Mother

    flamingpie hermanflamingpie herman3 ай мурун
  • It shouldn't require a password to pay a bill. Let me/them pay the bill without knowing any of the account information. That way people playing on your bills can be a great birthday or Christmas gift.

    Tim PossibleTim Possible3 ай мурун
  • That final notice joke sounds like Joe Devito's Final notice joke just worded a little different

    KingRamz13KingRamz133 ай мурун
    • @Lynette RELAX PSYCHO!!! did you forget to take your Meds? Oh YEAH, remember when I asked for your OPINION? Me neither

      KingRamz13KingRamz132 ай мурун
    • Who gives Joe Devito the right to lay claim to ANY JOKE OUT THERE? How do you know Joe Devito did not 'steal' it from another comedian before?? You are ridiculous to think every single joke should be original.

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
  • Part of this is illegal antitrust. The companies make money if you don't pay your bills on time from late fees. Its a strategy to keep you from paying on time because you know it will take time that you might not have.

    Zack BarkleyZack Barkley3 ай мурун
    • That makes sense...

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
    • Thanks for the info. I was not aware of that. I tell you you've got to be on top of it constantly

      Mum VictoriaMum Victoria3 ай мурун
  • Yeah, I always tell them if someone wants to PAY my bill LET THEM!

    E K DaufinE K Daufin3 ай мурун
    • E K Daufin please do haha

      Anthony DaileyAnthony Dailey3 ай мурун
  • Final notice misread!! 🤣. Correct on the passwords!!!!

    E K DaufinE K Daufin3 ай мурун
  • This guy looks like paulie from rocky right?

    Skyler CutsforthSkyler Cutsforth3 ай мурун
  • Either Joel Devito stole the joke from Kabir or Kabir stole the joke from Joel: Dating Over 40 5:00

    DerRichtiger MannDerRichtiger Mann3 ай мурун
    • What gives Joel Devito the right to lay claim to that joke?? Who says JOEL did not 'steal' it from some comedian who is already DEAD by now??? Stop being STUPID and calling another person out on being a thief of Nunya is saying, nowadays there is hardly still an original thought out there with social media bring every little thing said and done RIGHT INTO YOUR HOUSE. The important thing is the style of delivery and the persona of the comedian on stage. And as Nunya long as the WHOLE ACT is not copied.

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
    • Yeah cuz no one has EVER said that before! 😒 I've been saying that same joke since I started paying bills. There's no such thing as original thought, buddy!

      Nunya BiznessNunya Bizness3 ай мурун
  • As Carson would say “good stuff “

    Meat city. 5119Meat city. 51193 ай мурун
  • This guy's hilarious!!!

    Joseph KJoseph K3 ай мурун
  • I had to double check the thumbnail. He resembles Jimmy Fallon

    jelly turtlejelly turtle3 ай мурун
    • in a Hindu sort of way, yes

      NunofurdambiznezNunofurdambiznez3 ай мурун
  • He would be super funny if he could only come up with original material. That punchline is as old as identity theft.

    Bill SchlaflyBill Schlafly3 ай мурун
  • amazing delivery

    djurasterdjuraster3 ай мурун
  • Heard that final notice joke so many times...

    revocrednu_GTrevocrednu_GT3 ай мурун
    • So what about it?

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
  • He's like an Indian Ted Mosby

    Muhammad AdamMuhammad Adam3 ай мурун
  • Holy crap! That was the real data!! Why would he do that? Now ANY nut on the internet can ... uh... pay his bills... nevermind.

    Dan MarshDan Marsh3 ай мурун
    • Maybe that was his plan all along

      MoonLightMoonLight2 ай мурун
  • Who else is here because they saw the thumbnail and thought, "This guy's NAME is Bill Pay? For real?"

    Dan MarshDan Marsh3 ай мурун
    • Just you 😂

      Katrina MKatrina M3 ай мурун
    • Me 😭😩

      pink purrpink purr3 ай мурун
    • Nah sorry 😐 didn’t think that. But fun anyway.

      L NL N3 ай мурун
  • Joe Devito special, 5 minutes in. Who stole the joke? You or him? *edit for sensitivity* 😀🤣😂🙂😉😊😇🥰😋😜🤪😝🤗🤭😏🤫

    The VikingThe Viking3 ай мурун
    • @The Viking Emoji much?

      King BenjaminKing Benjamin3 ай мурун
    • @King Benjamin what's that?

      The VikingThe Viking3 ай мурун
    • Emoji much?

      King BenjaminKing Benjamin3 ай мурун
    • Eroc Frederick a better way would be to ask, “who told it better?” You said, “who stole”, indicative of something being owned by one of them. You accused Kabir and Joe of possibly stealing. Do you at least agree that those were your own words?

      Denise RiveraDenise Rivera3 ай мурун
    • Eroc Frederick gasp!! Why did you assume that I don’t read well, gentle person? The point is, it’s a joke-which no one owns..☮️🌻

      Denise RiveraDenise Rivera3 ай мурун
  • Stupid globes

    Flat Earth Watertown New YorkFlat Earth Watertown New York3 ай мурун
  • The perfect personality for standup. He just oozes comedic charisma.

    Jeff ScottJeff Scott3 ай мурун
    • @Gabby Singh Face is not personality. Are you trolling?

      Jeff ScottJeff ScottАй мурун
    • Not at all.. he has the stereotypical software programmer face.. only thing good is dialogue delivery

      Gabby SinghGabby SinghАй мурун
    • 😂😂🤣 right?!

      Resa WhitResa Whit3 ай мурун
    • Yes. Facts!!!

      Magnet Soldier CephasMagnet Soldier Cephas3 ай мурун
  • You’d think these companies would have people’s password available just in case someone forgot especially if you owe them money

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico3 ай мурун
    • @Jon There's a reason it takes hackers, and not the idiot who's been sweeping floors for 30 years.

      Robert PruittRobert Pruitt3 ай мурун
    • That belief is exactly how people "hack" into systems. It's usually gaining info from people at X company.

      JonJon3 ай мурун
    • Fun fact: The company/ website has no way of knowing your password. They have a one way algorithm that scrambles each key input into machine readable gibberish. That way no company employee can access your data.

      Swamy MalgudiSwamy Malgudi3 ай мурун
  • Typical male standup routine. Why? Are? We? Fans? Of? Comedians? Who? Have? Nothing? New? To? SAY??????

    Kaley SaariKaley Saari3 ай мурун
    • If he can deliver the same joke better than the previous guy, who are YOU to say we cannot be a fan of a comedian whose delivery is perfect??

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
    • Because they're none the less more pleasant and entertaining than the rantings of bigoted idiots.

      Laurence FraserLaurence Fraser3 ай мурун
  • 12th? 12th.

    IATDOAIATDOA3 ай мурун
  • The final notice joke was stolen

    Brandon McKinnonBrandon McKinnon3 ай мурун
    • Absolute nonsense...stolen from WHOM? Joe Devito?? Who says Joe Devito did not get it from somebody before him??? Who is allowed to lay claim to a joke? How do you prove you are the very first person to have thought of the same joke? Jokes ARE MEANT to be told over and over again? Or should I put it this many jokes have YOU stolen from somebody else???

      LynetteLynette3 ай мурун
    • Joe DeVito brought the exact same joke. Don't know where it originates from.

      Edmund KantherEdmund Kanther3 ай мурун
  • Hahahhaahahhaahah

    Sarah AdamsSarah Adams3 ай мурун
    • Add a couple more a’s and at least one more lower case h

      Selfish StocktonSelfish Stockton3 ай мурун
    • 😊

      faffy acutafaffy acuta3 ай мурун
    • 😂

      tussi Swifttussi Swift3 ай мурун
  • Funny dude! Can't believe he said he's from Oregon! His set about serial killers is funny AH too!!! He needs to come to Seattle!

    Aiyan TurleyAiyan Turley3 ай мурун
  • So like... this setup sounds very familiar

    Danielle GreerDanielle Greer3 ай мурун
    • Especially the final notice part but what do I know because then again I feel like alot people may have thought something like that about a final notice as they sadly chuckled 😂

      alyxskyleralyxskyler3 ай мурун
    • Yeah Joe Devito

      The VikingThe Viking3 ай мурун
  • Where's this dude's full set? Hes killin it out there!

    Donovan MartinDonovan Martin3 ай мурун
    • His full set is on the Dry Bar app

      Jerel CorreaJerel Correa3 ай мурун
    • he's on the app!! I've watched him several times. He's hilarious!

      Coastal 805Coastal 8053 ай мурун
  • Doesn't it look like Jimmy Fallon has a son that went unnoticed till now 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜

    aadi tanuaadi tanu3 ай мурун
    • As soon as the Jimmy Fallon name is used in any context from sillier to sinister,it automatically becomes ANTI funny,remember that.

      Parthastra ParamSatyaParthastra ParamSatya2 ай мурун
    • Thank you sir I was about to pull my hair out trying to figure out who he reminded me of....

      M BryantM Bryant3 ай мурун
    • looks like Jimmy Fallon - in a Hindu sort of a way...

      NunofurdambiznezNunofurdambiznez3 ай мурун
    • @Michael Hartman he sure is lol 🤣

      aadi tanuaadi tanu3 ай мурун
    • Junior is a lot funnier.

      Michael HartmanMichael Hartman3 ай мурун
  • thirrrrduh

    Luz NunezLuz Nunez3 ай мурун
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    Lego Bulider4Lego Bulider43 ай мурун
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    John HoskinsonJohn Hoskinson3 ай мурун