Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid. David Dyer - Full Special

2020-ж., 27-авг.
260 165 Көрүүлөр

Nobody cares about their second kid, whether it's about what kind of world we leave behind for them, or whether we see them wandering towards an outlet with a fork, the second child just isn't quite as cared for. Whether you're a second child, or a third or a first, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dave Dyer is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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  • My mom lives 10 minutes from the $20 helicopter ride business hes talking about... I've never even thought about pulling in for that exact reason 😂

    J MaeJ Mae5 саат мурун
  • Excellent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    ozzy darrenozzy darren3 күн мурун
  • As a 2nd child, I can vouch that all of this is accurate.

    Continuous Self-ImprovementContinuous Self-Improvement6 күн мурун
  • Scorning 46 goals while playing against kids is pretty funny...

    Derrick LopezDerrick Lopez6 күн мурун
  • Love it. When you say honey on my hands you should say, "It didn't help that I honey on my hand...honey mustard...

    Mathew RandolphMathew Randolph8 күн мурун
  • I feel his pain🤟🤟👍👍🤩🥰😍😅🤣😉☺️🧡💛💗💖💝so true🏡🐦love him👶💥📱🖥🗞👵👴💵 what he said Pooh Bear🤟🤟🐻🍯😆🤣😅👀🍩🧀

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark10 күн мурун

    Prior2PopularPrior2Popular10 күн мурун
  • He's great!!!!

    Lyndl EndiqueLyndl Endique18 күн мурун
  • Bald, handsome and funny. My twin. Lol

    T PT P18 күн мурун
  • I’m not dad today 😂😂😂 No money, no rides

    Ponderosa Pond HomesteadPonderosa Pond Homestead19 күн мурун
  • I needed this laugh! One of the best!

    Lana GeorgeLana George19 күн мурун
  • Mmm

    Keith NeffKeith Neff19 күн мурун
  • That was so funny. I didn’t stop laughing

    AllieAllie21 күн мурун
  • Love dry bar. Raised mormon, and just kept the sensibilities of take it easy on vulgar swear mouth. I like the genius comedians that swear too, but I think it's harder to be funny and keep it pg. Crude and f bombs comedy is more funny because shock value.

    Joe CookJoe Cook22 күн мурун
    • I meant it's just automatically funny with shock value vulgar. Not more funny or clever overall. And why not take the kids to comedy shows for their young birthday. With good old dry bar.

      Joe CookJoe Cook22 күн мурун
  • There are a lot of days I really don't care what planet they're left with.🙂

    Mk MMk M23 күн мурун
  • LOL... this guy slays...

    Lynne JonesLynne Jones24 күн мурун
  • I'm a teenage daughter AND a second child 😭😭🥶

    TurtlesTurtles25 күн мурун
  • David looks and some places, sound like Walter White

    Firefox 1990Firefox 199026 күн мурун
  • clicked on the video thinking it was a clip , sat through the whole special. Not even mad 🤣

    bugzzzbugzzz27 күн мурун
  • Now it's totally make sense that Monica's parents (friends) really doesn't care about her. 😔

    Sohom RejaSohom Reja27 күн мурун
  • I love a good cape,🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Loraine LeuschkeLoraine LeuschkeАй мурун
  • Very funny

    simosc2simosc2Ай мурун
  • Couldn’t be farther from the truth in my family. Second born is the clear favorite, for no reason

    Michael CassidyMichael CassidyАй мурун
  • he started whistling and my dog started

    Tim OgdenTim OgdenАй мурун
  • HILARIOUS, I love this dude 😂

    FryFryАй мурун
  • Funny guy!🤠

    Luis CiferLuis CiferАй мурун
  • Excellent. Thank you!

    Paul JacobPaul JacobАй мурун
  • Full of liquid cheese 😂

    chilehead craigchilehead craigАй мурун
  • Dry bar always fun

    nugknight 239nugknight 239Ай мурун
  • This guy was hilarious 🤣 love Dry Bar Comedy!

    Relent' LessRelent' LessАй мурун
  • simply loved it! But here's a pointer for you to go along with your ear hair. It seems like the more hair I lose on my head the more hair I come up with in strange Parts on my body like your hair nose hair crazy scientist eyebrows and back hair. Look forward to seeing more

    Becky SpindlerBecky SpindlerАй мурун
  • Very funny!!! Great set!!!

    L AL AАй мурун
  • Amen

    Conan DukeConan DukeАй мурун
  • Thank you for the laughs!!!

    Andrea TrueAndrea TrueАй мурун
  • Hah, he sounds like Tom Kenny.

    Ultran122Ultran122Ай мурун
  • Pablo Francisco. Bit & pieces Full stand up

    Leester JohnsonLeester JohnsonАй мурун
  • capes! Yes!

    Hot JollyHot JollyАй мурун
  • These are better than Netflix specials.

    Marco M.Marco M.Ай мурун
  • My poor second child. LoL 😂

    J BJ BАй мурун
  • actually LOL'd. for real. this guy is funny. 24 mins well spent.

    RogueCypher NetworkRogueCypher NetworkАй мурун
  • I swear this guy sounds very close to Tom Kenny.

    Chandler VanFossenChandler VanFossenАй мурун
  • Loved it!

    Proteus FitnessProteus FitnessАй мурун
  • He is really funny. I needed this stream of laughs today. Thank you

    Olivia JaeOlivia JaeАй мурун
  • he’s hilarious! thankful I wasn’t eating when I watched him

    Pia ZeePia ZeeАй мурун
  • 😂😂😂The best I've seen in a while. Great job!!

    Coach ShaunieCoach ShaunieАй мурун
  • The potato

    Marie De LangeMarie De LangeАй мурун
  • Camara roll playing got off early for the first time

    Eric SanchezEric SanchezАй мурун
  • I smell agenda of money owed soo

    Eric SanchezEric SanchezАй мурун
  • My first time catching Mr. Dyer's act....surely not the last. A really funny set that was big time entertaining. Stay high, Jim V.

    jim varnierjim varnierАй мурун
  • I am so glad I found this channel I wish I would have found it in March it would have made this ride heck of a lot easier thank you

    Socorro Sandoval OrdonezSocorro Sandoval OrdonezАй мурун
  • Walter White really made it

    anaghanaghАй мурун
  • Hilarious

    noneof yourbusinessnoneof yourbusinessАй мурун
  • 2nd kid of 9.

    Булька и ШарикБулька и ШарикАй мурун
  • 26 years is a long time do married to someone and enjoy it and love it you better cherish it

    Michael Killer romines Dragon familyMichael Killer romines Dragon familyАй мурун
  • I'm a teenage girl...

    Barry DahlidaBarry DahlidaАй мурун
  • "There are some days I really don't care what kinda world they are left with...." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    Sixxygrrl PDXSixxygrrl PDXАй мурун
    • 🤣

      N KohlmanN Kohlman28 күн мурун
    • He said going have to pat snd turn going need a iou

      Eric SanchezEric SanchezАй мурун
  • Stand up comedy indonesia

    ALwi RzALwi RzАй мурун
  • 1st kid: scraped knee Mom: oh no we have to call an ambulance Me: breaks arm My mom with 8 kids: "here's a band-aid"

    drink waterdrink waterАй мурун
  • 🤣😂🤣😂omgosh naid it lol funny as hell

    JessicaJessicaАй мурун
  • I'm100% down for capes. I have a few formal ones that go with a 1950s style.

    turbulentbeautyturbulentbeautyАй мурун
  • My dad had his whistle call. We knew when it was time to leave or come in the house.

    Jane KiceniukJane KiceniukАй мурун
  • very good top2 comedian

    frank campbellfrank campbellАй мурун
  • I don't think I've ever been disappointed watching this channel. Comedy Central and SNL could learn a bit.

    Jem PannellJem PannellАй мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @yahoo.comАй мурун
  • Really funny, really laughed, really going to retell some of these jokes. I would pay to see him.

    Jessica EvansJessica EvansАй мурун
  • My Alexa chimed in when I was watching I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry at the part when Chuck says that he can be lesbian my Alexa says: “sorry I can not do that.” 😂

    ThatRyGuy5ThatRyGuy5Ай мурун
  • Hilarious 😂

    Abby GomezAbby GomezАй мурун
  • Good stuff!

    Wood 'n' Stuff w/ Steve FrenchWood 'n' Stuff w/ Steve FrenchАй мурун
  • Why the thumbs down? If you don’t like, move along. Great show! Made me laugh out loud several times!

    Sara CampbellSara CampbellАй мурун
    • Me too. Belly laughs!

      Robert HaskellRobert HaskellАй мурун
  • Anybody else picture him squirting a whole packet of liquid cheese into his mouth? Omg I died!

    Frances JordanFrances JordanАй мурун
  • So funny 😆

    Sandra AsildaSandra AsildaАй мурун
  • Wow! Only $20.00 for a helicopter? There could be SNAKES 🐍 in that helicopter!

    VVАй мурун
  • What are poking out of his pants pockets?

    curiosity 2019curiosity 2019Ай мурун
  • Great set!! This guy is really funny!!!

    Lucas PaivaLucas PaivaАй мурун
  • I love these (not yet real famous) comedians. They’re funny because they have to be, I’m glad talent still exists.

    Aaron Burr Atwood.Aaron Burr Atwood.Ай мурун
    • This dude is funny as all hell!

      Aaron Burr Atwood.Aaron Burr Atwood.Ай мурун
  • I’ve just gotten a provisional patent for a cape that fills with air in the water and floats.

    Diana FebruaryDiana FebruaryАй мурун
  • He’s full of liquid cheese!

    Diana FebruaryDiana FebruaryАй мурун
  • Anyone here have more than 4 kids!? This second kid theory is so true!

    Cody SmithCody SmithАй мурун
  • Im my dad's 2nd kid out of 4. I'm the most favored, the golden boy you could say.

    Seth MarcheseSeth MarcheseАй мурун
  • I'm already having to take care of my dad and he's only 51 😳

    Rose CastilloRose CastilloАй мурун
  • ....I like birds too 😌

    Rose CastilloRose CastilloАй мурун
  • The Alexa doesn’t listen it records everything.

    MikeCharlieAlphaMikeCharlieAlphaАй мурун
    • It's looking for keywords and phrases in order to pass recordings onto human intelligence. The US government has been doing that since the 1950s through their Echelon project. Only difference is before it was mainly phone calls being monitored. Now it's everything

      Jessica BergenJessica BergenАй мурун
  • Great guy. Really enjoyed his performance. Fantastic delivery

    Bernie aus AustralienBernie aus AustralienАй мурун
  • He’s super funny but who the heck eats 40 donuts a week besides cops maybe lol. I don’t eat healthy at all and that’s still ridiculous lol

    Mark AllisonMark AllisonАй мурун
  • Love this. So glad my family is not the only ones to use whistles to talk and get the others attention😂

    Allison LeggettAllison LeggettАй мурун
  • Missed opportunity by not actually having a paperclip in his shirt pocket :(

    ThatTannerGuyThatTannerGuyАй мурун
  • Her only source of income was her teeth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Just Call Me ChosenJust Call Me ChosenАй мурун
  • ON THE NOSE when it comes helicopters. Want one of the most complex flying machines to fly as well as an extremely expensive one to fly? Helicopters your answer. Oh, you have a pilots licence? Okay, wipe much of what you know from memory and the learn all over again. As a type 1 Diabetic I can have my airplane license, but I am instantly ineligible for a helicopter pilot license. The fuel isn't cheap and 100‰ of considerations are on point with his statements. I can only see 4.5 lines back and can't scroll (I'm over 40 minutes just to write to this point) back to spot any errors so let it fly as is...

    monkeymanstones1monkeymanstones1Ай мурун
  • Great comic!!! :D

    Jules 11Jules 11Ай мурун
  • He is hysterical.

    Rosann SupinoRosann SupinoАй мурун
  • Very funny!😂😂 I was the fifth kid of eight so I can relate. Me: I injure myself and go to Mom crying. Mom: oh shut up or I’ll give you something to really cry about. Ah the nurturing sympathy an empathy.

    Choco LatteChoco LatteАй мурун
  • The old ones dying.... she died then he died. - because she used to give him his meds and now he went six hours without meds and died.

    Choco LatteChoco LatteАй мурун
  • This guy is hilarious!

    Lamont YoungLamont YoungАй мурун
  • Loved it until the weight stigma about 8 minutes in. No thanks.

    E K DaufinE K DaufinАй мурун
    • Oh my word!! Lose weight then ! Over weight is unhealthily, take the plugs out of your ears AND GROW UP

      J-LifeJ-LifeАй мурун
  • Oh my this was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

    Linda KemerLinda KemerАй мурун
  • wow, if only he knew Whistlish is a real language that mountain people use to communicate over long distances, its called bird language and anyone can do it honestly you just say the words you would normally say but in whistles, literally, you take the inflections of any word and whistle them, simple as that really. Granted whistling is a talent nowadays, no one does it anymore

    DexyD20DexyD20Ай мурун
    • @i90sknd Honestly its pleasure to spread facts that would only be useful sometimes XD

      DexyD20DexyD20Ай мурун
    • Thanks for sharing, I learned something new today.

      i90skndi90skndАй мурун
  • Very very very funny!😉

    Karin Lynne KucakKarin Lynne KucakАй мурун
  • The shake-down for the Tooth Fairy money took me oooouut!! 😂 😂 😂 (genuinely hilarious set) 👍

    shaveece brooksshaveece brooksАй мурун
    • Tooth fairy scenario was PRICELESS 😂😂😂!!

      Carolyn DavisCarolyn DavisАй мурун
  • Cuffs 😂😂😂😂

    Jamie LynnJamie LynnАй мурун
  • I’m offended. He made fun of 80 yr old dementia patients. How dare he make fun of democrat candidate for POTUS 2020 Joe “if you don’ for me then you ain’t black” Biden.

    D CartsD CartsАй мурун