New York Is The Grossest City On Th Planet. Joe Larson

2020-ж., 13-сен.
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New York is the grossest city in the world, if you don't believe us, just listen to this story from Joe Larson. Whether it's using the New York subway system to vaccinate his children, or whether a doctor can travel all over New York and not spread ebola, Joe Larson's stories are sure to keep you entertained. Watch the rest of Joe Larson's full Dry Bar Comedy special "Champion" only at
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  • I guarantee you that San Francisco beats NY

    Melissa HaleyMelissa Haley25 күн мурун
  • what about LA

    Riccardo CacchioliRiccardo Cacchioli25 күн мурун
  • Gawddang!! Ahhhhhh, my belly hurts.... seriously funny!!

    Ash ZAsh Z26 күн мурун
  • Recorded before the current deBlabla curse!

    victrola2007victrola2007Ай мурун
  • Dudes/Dudettes, this person is sooo funny. This is a great set.😂😂😂😂

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroАй мурун
  • Your show is really funny!

    Ann GreenAnn GreenАй мурун
  • 🤣😂

    Bella EvaBella EvaАй мурун
  • “Friends with benefits!” 🤣

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazziАй мурун
  • I HATE new yorkers !! 🖕

    Joshua TisdaleJoshua TisdaleАй мурун
  • Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    Mary HolmesMary HolmesАй мурун
  • It's mice to laugh at this time!

    Jamesjean AlexanderJamesjean AlexanderАй мурун
  • Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up

    oneshot_meoneshot_meАй мурун
  • The title is so true. Came because of that.

    Joy BoyJoy BoyАй мурун
  • Costco man. Costco.

    Marco PoloMarco PoloАй мурун
  • Please excuse my interjection's $60 just to get your foot in the door at Costco. 😊 It's double that if you want any kind of loyalty benefit. 😉

    Karlene StinsonKarlene StinsonАй мурун
  • So San Francisco drowning in poop doesn’t put it higher than NYC?

    JoshJoshАй мурун
  • His Classy Funny lol

    47 Hippo47 HippoАй мурун
  • 🤣

    17 7617 76Ай мурун
  • Diahrea fruit fly city

    R. A.R. A.Ай мурун
  • Thxs for the laughs!!

    David ADavid AАй мурун
  • SO FUNNY!!

    Captain SheerbunCaptain SheerbunАй мурун
  • 1:40, and your sleeping on the couch

    C.O. SavageC.O. SavageАй мурун
  • Big Room potential, has "it."

    BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductionsАй мурун
  • You know you've found the right one when you wanna smack em'..but you don't! -Bill Burr

    Mattie NormlMattie NormlАй мурун
  • When did Robbie Williams start doing comedy?

    Dean RobinsonDean RobinsonАй мурун
  • Dudes never been to cities in China or India..

    AttilatheThrillaAttilatheThrillaАй мурун
  • I tried. I just didn't find this guy funny.. :(

    mike framemike frameАй мурун
    • The first 2 mins were ok then it kinda went downhill ...

      Sahar 99Sahar 9927 күн мурун
    • He's a bit pretentious to me.

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
  • This guy is way too handsome and put together to be a comedian

    MateoMateoАй мурун
    • agreed!

      Tara OlsonTara OlsonАй мурун
  • That's because it's run by an incompetent Governor who literally killed a bunch of old people this summer.

    Peter BurmanPeter BurmanАй мурун
  • Hilarious 😂🤣

    Amina AbdullahAmina AbdullahАй мурун
  • This guy needs to go walk the streets of San Francisco among the homeless. No need to leave the US any more to find gross places. Gone are the glory days of the USofA. Unfortunately. Shud be renamed as USofMoney.

    Riku MoilanenRiku MoilanenАй мурун
    • Some areas of major cities of the US are horrible,overcrowded,essentially slums. But look to South and Southeast Asia,it's much worse

      Stalin's MoustacheStalin's MoustacheАй мурун
  • This didn't age well...

    Designs12934y1Designs12934y1Ай мурун
  • You never been to Kumasi Ghana

    Jason ReadyJason ReadyАй мурун
  • Funny!

    Cynthia TinglerCynthia TinglerАй мурун
  • Joe is super funny! Excellent!

    StevenStevenАй мурун
  • This is afabulousset A FABULOUS SET !

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockАй мурун
  • I like this guy!!!

    Terry FTerry FАй мурун
  • Several times it felt as if he was reading off a script.

    J DJ DАй мурун
  • NY is soooo gross..... "How gross is it!?"

    JJ RyanJJ RyanАй мурун
  • LOLOLOLOL This guy is funny for real.

    Greenhouse MomGreenhouse MomАй мурун
  • Queens NY, baby....

    Alexander NokisonAlexander NokisonАй мурун
    • Love Queens!

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
  • Well. I guess COVID can beat Ebola in a fight.

    KidAKidAАй мурун
  • He is such a funny man

    Gina AlspaughGina AlspaughАй мурун

    littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.Ай мурун
  • To catch Ebola you have get an infected person's fluids in one of your mucus membranes or an open wound. It is not airborne, and actually quite difficult to contract.

    Kamron ThurmondKamron ThurmondАй мурун
    • Thank you 😑 Made me sick.

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
  • Hawaii, yeah 😎 baby.

    Katherine TrimbleKatherine TrimbleАй мурун
  • So funny! 🤣🤣🤣

    Denise W.Denise W.Ай мурун
  • I live in Philly. I always say that Philly is New York, if New York took a nap...just chilled a little. Yall move extra fast...going nowhere, just up and down that grid pattern. But I digress, that grossness is here too.

    Lana Jig-makerLana Jig-makerАй мурун
  • Hahahah

    Javier FernandezJavier FernandezАй мурун
  • Back in the nineties I was on a packed train after getting off of the bus from Boston, this young woman groped me until I forced her hand away.

    magovenormagovenorАй мурун
    • I'm sorry you experienced this. This is one of my biggest fears.

      Georga SeebalackGeorga SeebalackАй мурун
    • Lol, you know the gropings on the packed trains was out of control when women started doing it 😂

      goodasgoinggoodasgoingАй мурун
  • Can’t agree more...the train is the worst

    Xiaohong LiuXiaohong LiuАй мурун
  • This didn't age well . . .

    DavidDavidАй мурун
    • I am sorry that you couldn't enjoy his set. He didn't tell a sex joke and didn't curse. Still, humor is not pc. Political correctness is not only the antithesis of a free society but also of the healing power of a good laugh. A good joke isn't a literal interpretation of life. You suspend your disbelief, accepting the exaggeration and the comic's skills to set the joke up and deliver the unexpected punch line. The ebola joke is a great example of this.

      IsoldeIsoldeАй мурун
    • David I think it’s great!

      ScraparellaScraparellaАй мурун
  • yes , New York is not only smells too ... gosh's horrible ,, but big cities are normally like that .

    Brenda JOAN De CostaBrenda JOAN De CostaАй мурун
    • Visit Warsaw, it's not normal to have trash all over the city, or even people crossing streets at the red lights

      Jerry OsinJerry OsinАй мурун
  • ever been to Calcutta?

    oldslowcoacholdslowcoachАй мурун
  • Another Killer!

    Leightnite!Leightnite!Ай мурун
  • Lmao he funny af 9.8/10.

    GLG UnleashedGLG UnleashedАй мурун
  • Im sick and tired of relationship comedy. F off already. Its stale and not funny

  • My dad grew up in New York, he would tell us (whenever we visited family there) that if you could survive swimming in the Hudson, you'll survive any disease

    Pixie BubblesPixie BubblesАй мурун
    • StrongnBeautiful let me correct you, There are many bodies in the Hudson.

      Chris28Chris28Ай мурун
    • The Hudson?? 😲 Ain't nobody in the Hudson!

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
  • Try going to the slums in India. Not the best place in the world bro. Makes NY look like a hospital.

    • Idk, but it sounds good. Liked.

      Watchtower7Watchtower7Ай мурун
    • Try going to any Russian hospital then. Thats NY.

      HolybudHolybudАй мурун
  • First joke hasn't aged well, has it?!

    foreign particleforeign particleАй мурун
    • No it definitely has not

      Fay FureFay FureАй мурун
    • Corona isn't real

      west familywest familyАй мурун
    • It's still funny tho. Tired of relating everything to corona. And tired of these comments. Hope this time next year things are better

      Georga SeebalackGeorga SeebalackАй мурун
  • This man obviously has not been to Beijing or New Delhi😂

    Joygernaut MJoygernaut MАй мурун
    • that changes nothing about NYC

      LuffamanLuffamanАй мурун
  • The Federal Government is Requiring "if you see something, say something" even though it is extremely predatory and Orwellian..Factually used readily by the Gestapo, SS, etc. + to Stasi under the KGB & NKVD: this "1984" vernacular to autocracy to dictatorship is a very thin line + a Sin Before God to borrow from Antichrist 'operations' ...

    Lorna KimLorna KimАй мурун
    • The if you see something say something is meant for items left on the subway like luggage or something that could be a bomb so your commenr is not relevant in this case

      Dana NDana NАй мурун
  • I buy clothes from Costco

    K4R3NK4R3NАй мурун
  • I believe the reason they give the doctor temporary control of the plane is they don't want the cabin air pressure change to interfere with the doctor's work on another person. They would be liable. Just an educated guess, but... 🤷‍♀️

    Rhosan LaizibloniRhosan LaizibloniАй мурун
  • :D Xoxo🌅🗽💖🎈🎠🏭🎐🎁🎆

    Lorna KimLorna KimАй мурун
  • I'm pretty sure everybody clicked on this because they agree with the title. I'm also pretty sure that everybody watched this to the end because this guy is genuinely funny.

    Andrew SaavedraAndrew SaavedraАй мурун
    • I totally agree with you!!

      Tara OlsonTara OlsonАй мурун
    • @Cindy Jencks 7

      Waymon WilsonWaymon WilsonАй мурун
    • @Cindy Jencks 978

      Waymon WilsonWaymon WilsonАй мурун
    • @J Dawg childish idk

      Dan LightsaberDan LightsaberАй мурун
    • Dan Lightsaber you have a bad day bro?

      J DawgJ DawgАй мурун
  • This guy is good!

    Kowboy USAKowboy USAАй мурун
  • "Hawaii " lol

    Ra IolampievichRa IolampievichАй мурун
  • I take it he’s never been to India.

  • 10 people are from NYC

    K4R3NK4R3NАй мурун
  • Jon Caparuloski

    G The EntityG The EntityАй мурун
  • Th

    MJ SoutherlandMJ SoutherlandАй мурун
  • And this is why I sleep without pillows.

    Cueto AACueto AAАй мурун
  • NYC = New York Chitholes.......

    oil9vinergaroil9vinergarАй мурун
  • This guy reminds me of a better looking actually funny version of Jimmy Kimmel

    Lucas FūrLucas FūrАй мурун
    • Funnier as well. None of that psycho laughter. Hahahaaa... ugh. Rofl

      Rada MRada MАй мурун
    • Yes

      JoshJoshАй мурун
    • I think you all need new glasses.

      NicNicАй мурун
    • I think kimmel is cuter

      Dana NDana NАй мурун
    • Totally agree

      DannyDannyАй мурун
  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think ebola can only be transmitted through an exchange of bodily fluids.

    AnimeMangaOtakuAkGAnimeMangaOtakuAkGАй мурун
    • @StrongnBeautiful How did you come to that conclusion exactly? He repeatedly mentioned ebola.

      AnimeMangaOtakuAkGAnimeMangaOtakuAkGАй мурун
    • He meant COVID.

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
    • @ANT-METAL Really??🤔 I thought this was a comedy channel, not a science channel. You really think he had his daughter chewing on seats and actually thought that just riding the subway was better than health insurance??😐

      Drtbag39Drtbag39Ай мурун
    • @ANT-METAL sounds like that was a distinct possibility on that subway!😱

      Carol DonaldsonCarol DonaldsonАй мурун
    • AnimeMangaOtakuAkG facts no longer matter in our dystopias.

  • I keep hearing how terrible Spirit airline is and it kinda makes me wanna experience it

    Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me NiceАй мурун
    • @Austen Stokes FACTS!

      ConservativeFreeSpiritConservativeFreeSpiritАй мурун
    • It is bad. I flew them once some years ago. Never again.

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautifulАй мурун
    • @Talk To Me Nice as a frequent flyer, I have experienced a variety of airlines. By far, the worst in everything goes to Spirit Airlines. If you would like, I can name some. But I'm sure everyone here will make it clear how horrible it is.

      Bryan CaromunozBryan CaromunozАй мурун
    • @Bryan Caromunoz I've never had a bad flight experience as I don't travel very often but I just don't see how it can be that bad.

      Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me NiceАй мурун
    • Lmfaoooo with my experiencES with spirit, I laughed so hard at this. If you're on a tiiiiight budget and NEED to fly somewhere go for it. But just to experience it... would highly recommend against it 100% think of the worst flight you've ever had, that's the best spirit can do. The worst??? Oooof so bad.

      Bryan CaromunozBryan CaromunozАй мурун
  • "Love is putting down that pillow" -Said most parents

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudateАй мурун
  • Well 🤔 I see 😄 your 😵 point of 😜 view 🙃 as 😂 extremely 🤣 accurate. 🤷 yeap 🤔

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleАй мурун
  • Costco jokes were the best.

    Chantelle NewChantelle NewАй мурун
    • Chantelle New Yesss 🤣🤣

      Amina AbdullahAmina AbdullahАй мурун
  • 🤣😂🤣😂

    prissyscottprissyscottАй мурун

    Gunther's SquadissimoGunther's SquadissimoАй мурун
  • Yes, New York is TH grossest city...

    micro1087micro1087Ай мурун
    • What about San Francisco and it’s seas of poop?

      JoshJoshАй мурун
    • Indians looking at this think "am I a joke to you."

      y zy zАй мурун
    • You caught the typo, as well? I want a job where you can be so grossly (grammatically) incorrect on a Global platform and still have a job in the morning... They call it a Weather channel meteorologist, lol. (Wrong most of the time?, lol). Stay safe, to you and yours, ok? ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • Thank u for being funny, I kinda needed it today. LoL. BIG LAUGHS...

    Italo FortierItalo FortierАй мурун
  • Nobody: New York is the grossest CITY... Me: 👁👄👁 New York isn't a city....🤷‍♀️

    Don'tLickUrScreenDon'tLickUrScreenАй мурун
    • Bryan M Stupid you. New York, NY is official address. I live in the city

      Edouard MelnikovEdouard MelnikovАй мурун
    • @Hannah Patterson Of course I know NEW YORK CITY exists😒Just wish the uploader at least cared enough to correct the title or even see that something is up with "the" in there!

      Don'tLickUrScreenDon'tLickUrScreenАй мурун
    • New York City exists. Generally people just refer to it as New York.

      Hannah PattersonHannah PattersonАй мурун
    • @K4R3N Yeah, I totally forget the world is just blissfully ignorant and will always be that way🙄My bad 😒

      Don'tLickUrScreenDon'tLickUrScreenАй мурун
    • you think when anyone in the world says "New York" they're talking about the state? lol no one cares about Poughkeepsie!

      K4R3NK4R3NАй мурун
  • Been there several times. NYC is a trash heap but thanks to the government and mayor, it'll soon be pretty much dead. Funny guy.

    RezaQinRezaQinАй мурун
    • @Joygernaut M you do realize that someone can literally hate trump while simultaneously admitting that NYC is being run into the ground by idiots?

      Wonder WomanWonder WomanАй мурун
    • @Joygernaut M }> looks like you have a personal problem .. 😀

      Ck 1776Ck 1776Ай мурун
    • Oh great Trump Tarde in the house

      Joygernaut MJoygernaut MАй мурун
  • It’s true. I live right out side of the city & when i visit i just can’t take the foul odors. I guess if yoi live there you dont notice but it smells like a dump!

    Sticks & StonesSticks & StonesАй мурун
    • So thankful I was raised in the country. Sure it would be boring sometimes but I had the chance to be outside and use my imagination. Kids today are stuck inside. Also being able to see the stars at night is a plus.

      Bradley SmithBradley Smith26 күн мурун
    • Jersey City too

      Vaughn GreenidgeVaughn GreenidgeАй мурун
    • @Dan Lightsaber Sticks & Stones man Sticks & Stones

      Rudolph GoliathRudolph GoliathАй мурун
    • just like u

      Dan LightsaberDan LightsaberАй мурун
  • turtle

    GoatLord GamerGoatLord GamerАй мурун
  • No one cares what place you are in viewing or liking this video

    Manuel MendozaManuel MendozaАй мурун
    • @Rudolph Goliath Keetmanshoop, here!

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    • Kansas

      BarbieBarbieАй мурун
    • Laughing along with y'all from St. Louis!

      Chana RosenChana RosenАй мурун
    • Shout out from Indonesia!

      JJ RyanJJ RyanАй мурун
    • Sereno, moreno. Saludos a todos los paisas desde Las Vegas Nevada. ¡Ajuaaaaa!

      MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleАй мурун
  • First like BOI!!!!

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    • So proud of you 👍

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  • This guy is awesome!!!

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    • Funny material and great delivery.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew BoehmerАй мурун
    • I agree!

      Anne HedoniaAnne HedoniaАй мурун
  • 4th

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    • @Drtbag39 Welcome, to club #4,365.25.

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    • 4,365.25

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    • Proud of you 🏆

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