Never Marry A Crafty Woman. Jamie Lissow

2020-ж., 22-июл.
260 354 Көрүүлөр

Never marry a crafty woman, unless you want to spend your weekends in the craft store looking for pine cones and bowls! Jamie Lissow is here to warn you of the dangers of marrying a crafty woman with the last half of his full special "Something Awesome."
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  • egg cartons are good for kid crafts.

    PrakritiPrakriti11 саат мурун
  • Every since Kennedy got shot they have an ambulance at any event where POTUS goes for just in case. You city pays for it as part of his security.

    Carol CaltonCarol Calton4 күн мурун
  • He's great! ...... for a little bit more money. ....

    Not SpecifiedNot Specified7 күн мурун
  • I support myself with my crafting so sorry dude, can’t find it funny...I tried but nope. At my age I don’t see anyone else supporting me. The part about the sauce jar was funny though because my mom, who grew up in the depression, hoarded them. Now, which way did that recycle truck go??

    It'sSusieQue96It'sSusieQue9610 күн мурун
  • low key reminds me of the from One Man Standing, the show

    Prudence MPrudence M13 күн мурун
  • He resembles Tim Allen a little bit

    Hunny BunHunny Bun18 күн мурун
  • Great stuff 😁😁😁

    Robin SunriseRobin Sunrise18 күн мурун
  • We're fresh outta googly eyes...👀hahaha! That's hilarious! As a crafter I find this statement true. 😆

    Nurse TerraNurse Terra19 күн мурун
  • This is a good and clean and funny channel! Im so happy! I love to laugh!

    Dyan EgelstonDyan Egelston19 күн мурун
  • I like pine cones🤔🙄😂

    Dyan EgelstonDyan Egelston19 күн мурун
  • What can a woman do for or with her hubby to make him as happy as we get going to hobby lobby?

    cyoungledesmacyoungledesma22 күн мурун
  • He described me to a T!! 😁 had me cracking up.

    Nono SanNono San23 күн мурун
  • My husband loved going to the quilt shop with me! He would park in the shade put on the ball game and take the best nap! Win for us both!

    blue kittyblue kitty23 күн мурун
  • I LOVE IT!! I've had days where I've gone from Michael's, to Joann's & wrapped it up at Hobby Lobby!

    MkaayMkaay24 күн мурун
  • Go to a Michael’s or Hobby Lobby thinking to buy (1) thing for $10, end up w/ a cartful of items Lol

    cc26 күн мурун
  • Poop quilt!🤣😅

    Tess OkoyeTess Okoye27 күн мурун
  • One googly eye makes sense if you're making a CYCLOPS. So there!

    paula brillpaula brill28 күн мурун
  • My parents only do crafts for Halloween costumes. They are amazingly creative and have won every single costume contest at their hospital parties. Also, I don't know either craft store he mentioned 😅. Only familiar with Ben Franklin

    stealthpantherstealthpanther28 күн мурун
  • OMG. The sauce jar. I save them! LMAO

    kimcreate1kimcreate128 күн мурун
  • Dang, I've been thinking about going to the craft store for 3 days now. BTW The Tractor Supply Store has a 5 foot metal rooster!

    Subtle NatureSubtle Nature29 күн мурун
  • love it i hav a big sense of humor

    Autumn BlackburnAutumn Blackburn29 күн мурун
  • I'm not into crafts. I am a craft challenged woman.

    Pam Scott-FahnestockPam Scott-Fahnestock29 күн мурун
    • Pam Scott-Fahnestock - don't worry. I could be mistaken, but I think Hobby Lobby might just have a 12 step program you could sign up for! 🤭🤭😁

      SANDI J.SANDI J.27 күн мурун
  • My husband doesn't touch anything anymore lmao. He actually loves my crafts and I have never taken him to the craft store.

    Sarah PedroSarah Pedro29 күн мурун
  • Omg, decorative balls...

    Celia ShenCelia ShenАй мурун
  • My daughter and I are crafters I could relate to all of this 🤣 you really put good clean humor in my day😆 thank you so much 👍🏽 I really needed this laugh 😆😉

    Shirley WilsonShirley WilsonАй мурун
  • 8:33 "what do ya imagine my role would be, at the craft store?" Same as my husbands role, how else can I use a 40% off coupon twice !

    Ether BunnyEther BunnyАй мурун
  • Why does this guy sound like Nickolas cage does anyone else notice that.

    fly crapfly crapАй мурун
    • fly crap and he looks like Tim Allen from Santa Claus

      cyoungledesmacyoungledesma22 күн мурун
  • ... I got a brass rooster at a yard sale once :X

    IllogicbombIllogicbombАй мурун
  • omg i DO need googly eyes

    Cassie CollingsworthCassie CollingsworthАй мурун
  • ‘the egg carton is the Bitcoin of Pinterest...” I busted a gut

    Aggie RoweAggie RoweАй мурун
  • ahhh but crafting is much cheaper than doing drugs, drinking, gambling, smoking, buying endless stuff from Amazon. 😸

    Debra JenkinsDebra JenkinsАй мурун
  • The next tim allen arrrr arrrr! 😆

    Michael JamesMichael JamesАй мурун
  • Now I know why I'm still single :D :D :D

    Annie .CAnnie .CАй мурун
  • Where do you find craft-friendly husbands? Asking for a friend.

    Susan FosterSusan FosterАй мурун
    • Susan Foster- I don't think they're just "out there" waiting to be found... I feel like they're... MADE. I also think the key is to just find a "good one" who just REALLY wants to make you happy. Then... just let him!! To keep one forever tho... ya have to remember to "return the favor". (Be the one who just "wants him to be happy" too.) Ok. THAT sounds a little more serious than I intended, but it works! Meanwhile.... THIS. GUY. IS. HYSTERICAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

      SANDI J.SANDI J.27 күн мурун
  • I am a crafty lady and I nearly laughed my craft off at this. So harsh... but oh, so funny. LOL

    DIY Deanna the Crafty MagnoliaDIY Deanna the Crafty MagnoliaАй мурун
  • Hey Dry Bar! Upload the FULL Special next time!

    Animebryan2Animebryan2Ай мурун
  • My husband loves to go. But I get giddy over tool stores too. The only place I can abide is Academy.

    gcjpcrowdergcjpcrowderАй мурун
  • Craft stores probably trigger this guy so much.

    Amy CrockettAmy CrockettАй мурун
  • This guy is hilarious!

    Karen MendozaKaren MendozaАй мурун
  • My wife took me to Michaels once. I retaliated and swung by Home Depot on the way home. I like living in the shed.

    greg sagegreg sageАй мурун
    • 😂

      Melissa BishopMelissa Bishop15 күн мурун
  • So me and my husband! 🤣🤣🤪🤪

    sonnyd72sonnyd72Ай мурун
  • Frances Bernard here. This comedy act is awesome. After my poor grandmother born in Canada lost her Canadian citizenship when the second war broke out because she and my German born grandfather were married in a church before he could get his final Canadian citizenship papers in the mail sent to the right address soon enough before the scorched earth effect of war -- And so she couldn't get a driver's license nor could she work outside the farm. Which is why since when she somehow continued to get craft supplies like diaper cloth and embroidery floss and linen he often would say while watching her embroider until very late at night during those war years, "What a waste of time [dear]."

    Frances BernardFrances BernardАй мурун
  • Love this guy... ... hate drybar constant rotating advertisements

    Kevin VitaleKevin VitaleАй мурун
  • huh?

    Pierre SolieuxPierre SolieuxАй мурун
  • best video ever

    michele greemichele greeАй мурун
  • I confess, Im that Crafty Wife. I thought it was hysterical and so true. My husband always throws away things I set aside to craft with as well. You nailed it. So funny

    Susan EllisSusan EllisАй мурун
  • I'm a crafty woman and oh my goodness I laughed so hard! This was super funny. I feel the need to apologize but I can't. "I'm holding the glue gun. I wanna see Michael right now. Sir there is no Michael. I thought so. He wouldn't do that to his own people." lololol!

    Lisa MendozaLisa MendozaАй мурун
  • Awesome! Massage and a basketball

    Mark CochranMark CochranАй мурун
  • How can I HIDE all of my purchases if he comes to the craft store with me!? Also, that does not make for a pleasurable shopping experience AT ALL. I wanna be able to meander and take all the time I want without feeling pressured to "hurry up". Those who don't DIY and craft just don't understand...

    Melissa DeVilleMelissa DeVilleАй мурун
  • who else thought he meant crafty in a more nefarious way? like the beastie boys use it.

    anthony meansanthony means2 ай мурун
  • I guess I'm lucky. My husband and I are BOTH crafty. We actually got together in art class in high school. Married almost 20 years. We could spend DAYS in a craft store together. ❤❤❤ Ladies, find yourself a man who is an artist and you'll never have to drag him into the craft store! 👍

    browncoatgirlmjmbrowncoatgirlmjm2 ай мурун
  • i wanna be abile to do the same

    noah salevnoah salev2 ай мурун
  • thumbnail

    philip nomephilip nome2 ай мурун
  • I've never been in a craft store.. am I missing out?🤣 I really dislike clutter tho

    Natasha BusonoNatasha Busono2 ай мурун
  • Has literally taken every ex-boyfriend to the craft store...explains why they all hate me now 🤣

    I.T. GirlI.T. Girl2 ай мурун
    • If they can put up with your crafts they're a keeper 😉

      Amanda HAmanda H20 күн мурун
  • I had to laugh at this man. His wife is Crafty!!

    Joyce HoffmannJoyce Hoffmann2 ай мурун
  • Jamie is hilarious! I can't help but think that he sounds like Nicholas Cage tho haha

    Aubie SAubie S2 ай мурун
  • Love this

    daren shookdaren shook2 ай мурун
  • Brilliant!

    Tim L.B.Tim L.B.2 ай мурун
  • How I’m surviving 2020. Grateful for the laughter.

    Tsadie1Tsadie12 ай мурун
  • good job! Love u

    david braketdavid braket2 ай мурун
  • No man takes his wife to the tool store for advice...

    KelMaster ConstructionKelMaster Construction2 ай мурун
  • best video ever

    michele collinsmichele collins2 ай мурун
  • It's actually not funny how men are always forced to do a bunch of stuff they don't want to do by controlling women.

    TheTrollgubbeTheTrollgubbe2 ай мурун
  • I beg to differ. I've gotten up and made the "you know what we should do today?" announcement followed by my husband's absolutely favorite thing in the world to do. "Go to the beach!" Then he turns me down because it wasn't planned ahead of time. Go figure. Btw, crafts are for.... other people.

    Victoria StylesVictoria Styles2 ай мурун
  • 🌟🌟 🌟 - blank expression 🌟🌟 - smiled 🌟🌟🌟 - chuckled 🌟🌟🌟🌟 - laughed 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - in stitches 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠 - comic genius

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 ай мурун
  • Does he know my husband?

    detoqueville1detoqueville12 ай мурун
  • "I still only have the five senses, still". Comedy gold.

    L WL W2 ай мурун
  • This is soooo funny I’m in tears. Told my husband to listen, he also heard the word craft store and went in the other room...

    Monique HortonMonique Horton2 ай мурун
  • I resent that remark. Don't be mad because your wife is smarter than you and is sick of having stay home to do all the work alone while you sleep and galavant around spending all the money you made by making fun of her.

    Bulletproof BabeBulletproof Babe2 ай мурун
  • This is wonderful!!!

    Amber ScottAmber Scott2 ай мурун
  • wow, this is amazing

    velma nochevelma noche2 ай мурун
  • Up an hour before him? My wife is up at the crack of noon!

    Maxwell SpeedwellMaxwell Speedwell2 ай мурун
  • I let my girl I was dating go shopping I walked around with her to various stores at the mall and then I told her we're going to FYE and she stood there while I thumbs through all the vinyl records and she asked me is this what it feels like when you're waiting on me while I'm shopping and I told her payback's a b****

    Adam BittnerAdam Bittner2 ай мурун
  • 😂

    Monica HaponskiMonica Haponski2 ай мурун
  • I can’t imagine taking a man in with me. I would rather go alone than have someone completely miserable with me.

    Music Chick ArtMusic Chick Art2 ай мурун
    • I agree

      Stephanie DStephanie DАй мурун
    • Can you wikileaks that in the women meetings plz. Mankind will owe you one 😂

      CerberusCerberusАй мурун
    • @TheYakkis 😂😂😂

      FPS SERBIAFPS SERBIA2 ай мурун
    • Are you single ? Call me

      TheYakkisTheYakkis2 ай мурун
  • Dood is basically telling stories. He has great delivery and you can tell he just lives in a comedy. I can't imagine the comments he makes in real life.

    Michael MenendezMichael Menendez2 ай мурун
  • How funny, I love this guy!

    sue moosue moo2 ай мурун
  • 😂🤣😅🤟🤟👍👍😍🤩🥰😴🛌 I love him he's hilarious💰✂️🧶🧵🎨🥚🥚

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark2 ай мурун
  • This is TOO Funny!!!!!!

    faith paulelefaith paulele2 ай мурун
  • You know what you find in the bowl in my living room? Pine cones!!

    Kevin SandsKevin Sands2 ай мурун
  • The poop quilt! 😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩😅😅😅😅

    RevREGEsq Book of REGalationsRevREGEsq Book of REGalations2 ай мурун
  • Lmao

    sherry zumosherry zumo2 ай мурун
  • So clean and absolutely HILARIOUS 😂 I love 💕

    Stephanie CovingtonStephanie Covington2 ай мурун
  • GB 0:03 / 15:22 Never Marry A Crafty Woman = All women!...Stay single=stay happy -keep your sanity and stuff.

    Michael HopeMichael Hope2 ай мурун
  • "Why would you look away from the tv?"😂😂😂 I so married a crafty women

    Leon PretoriusLeon Pretorius2 ай мурун
  • Forget yooou, Jamie.

  • The bitcoin of Pinterest. I’m crying.

    psssstyeahyoupsssstyeahyou2 ай мурун
    • Yes me tooooo🤣😂🤣

      Libby AdamsLibby Adams26 күн мурун
  • This is so funny! My bf is the serious crafter in the relationship, BUT he is efficient at the craft store like he is at the hardware store. He gets his items and goes to the car while I dither over embroidery thread or faucet handles.

    Shannon HavishamShannon Havisham2 ай мурун
  • I LOVE this guy! His delivery is hilarious

    Stephen LevineStephen Levine2 ай мурун
  • Um, anyone else picking up on this subtle Ed Helm x Channing Tatum x Charlie Puth fusion here? 😅

    Sreed2014Sreed20142 ай мурун
  • I still have the 5¢'s still

    Samn RiveraSamn Rivera2 ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    Tracy GibsonTracy Gibson2 ай мурун
  • He's funny 😂 😂

    Autumn BAutumn B3 ай мурун
  • Men never sign a stafe contract aka marriage

    Mr ManMr Man3 ай мурун
  • I say "you know what we should do today?" A lot. Many times are followed by we should drink some beer and watch mst3k.

    cait wheatcait wheat3 ай мурун
  • TWO thumbs UP!

    Elizabeth SElizabeth S3 ай мурун
  • I empathize. I like DIY and crafty things, but even I can’t handle a craft store. Too much craft and crap; overstimulating; pricey. I prefer a hardware store.

    Sharon EicherSharon Eicher3 ай мурун
  • This is how many times he made me cry from laughing so hard 👇🏾

    Allison GordonAllison Gordon3 ай мурун
  • OMG! Hilarious! I remember my Mim making us ‘hunt’ for pine cones when we were camping.

    Valerie MyersValerie Myers3 ай мурун