Millennials Shouldn't Be Cops. Vinnie Montez - Full Special

2020-ж., 20-авг.
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Millennials shouldn't be cops, at least thats what Vinnie Montez thinks in his full Dry Bar Comedy Special. Whether it's writing police reports in only emojis or only wanting to drive environmentally friendly police cruisers, being a millennial police officer is going to make your job difficult.
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  • Dude looks like a huge midget

    koneyekoneye7 саат мурун
  • Gluten Balls 😂😂

    Kii KiiKii Kii2 күн мурун
  • A taser isfunnier than thisporker

    Joseph DaggettJoseph Daggett4 күн мурун
  • His mexican elmo!! So cute!

    yup it's ME!yup it's ME!6 күн мурун
  • those eyes! 🤣😍 only Hispanics can talk with their eyes lol

    yup it's ME!yup it's ME!6 күн мурун
  • Wasn't funny cause I could smell a rat. Stick to your day job shaking down citizen slaves for breathing.

    j35531337j3553133712 күн мурун
  • Thanks for all the support everyone. I wish you all the best.

    Vinnie MontezVinnie Montez12 күн мурун
  • he rocks!

    Cestus FrCestus Fr13 күн мурун
  • For those that are arguing about the math of millennials versus gen Z; there are 2 different sets of years that many people use one more common than the other the 1980 is the one that most people use Millennial Age Range 1980/1981 - 1996/2000 If you disagree with this don't come after me. I didn't make up these years I didn't decide who fell into what generation 🙄. Go argue with someone that actually has input in making these generational age ranges.

    Rabid BunnyRabid Bunny16 күн мурун
  • Dude was hella funny. I would pay to watch him live.

    Trey BernTrey Bern17 күн мурун
  • 🤣➖🧠 =😑💩+🗣2000🎇🎆= 😑👮🏼=👿✊🏿

    Quaker AnneQuaker Anne22 күн мурун
  • I'm not a cop, but I am a millennial. With that said, regarding Police Interceptors, anything less than 250 HP is unacceptable. Crown Vics are the greatest Police Interceptors ever made, but an AWD Ecoboost Taurus has some giddy-up and Explorer Interceptors aren't bad either and they can get rear-ended at high speeds. Chargers are nice looking, quick, and RWD, but they are made by Chrysler, so they won't last for long. I don't know much about the Chevy ones, but you hardly ever see them, but there are a few blacked-out Suburbans in my area; but I would probably take the Explorer Interceptor over the Suburban. I like the Taurus Interceptor more than the Explorer, even though Ford claims the Explorer is faster; I just prefer the nimbleness of a sedan. But Crown Vics are tough as nails and easy to service, even if they are one of the slower cars I just mentioned. At best, A Prius is a Campus Police car; especially if it is all-electric.

    Rick LeuceRick Leuce23 күн мурун
  • "Hey Popo we're leaving the bar, where you at?" I'd have had to written back "right outside"

    IcanilisIcanilis23 күн мурун
  • Not.Funny. Keep your body-cam on, Copper, and lay off them donuts.

    SpinachToothedSmileSpinachToothedSmile27 күн мурун
  • Bruh millennials can be 38 right now. How old are you? Get with the times, you are not even old.

    Liam MurtaughLiam Murtaugh28 күн мурун
  • Just use your expansion jutsu to inflate to help those poor people down.....

    Kapitain von HassKapitain von Hass28 күн мурун
  • Millenials are 1980-1995 if you could save that in a pdf and share it with everyone via email that would be greatly appreciated, smiley face.

    Claire HaireClaire Haire28 күн мурун
  • Hit like when he slammed the Subaru drivers. This guy is awesome!

    Jon HammettJon Hammett29 күн мурун
  • Lmao very funny

    rbszx14rrbszx14r29 күн мурун
  • Me sitting here with celiac’s disease wishing that the peppermint thing actually worked 🤣😂🤣

    7th_Phoenix7th_PhoenixАй мурун
  • how old is this ????? older MILENIALs are 40-42 now

    Erika ErikaErika ErikaАй мурун
  • Good show, very funny. I hope one day the comedy clubs will open back up and I can do a skit too 🤗

    Comedy LIZZY LIZZYComedy LIZZY LIZZYАй мурун
  • Best times I lived in LA. 1998 - 2015 Many Talents.

    5VOLT S5VOLT SАй мурун
  • def "budget fluffy" but in the best way possible. Something tells me this guy studied the ways of Gabriel and decided to emulate. Good execution!

    Dustin ShivelyDustin ShivelyАй мурун
  • This is Fluffys little cuz!

    Fred Blake SpaFred Blake SpaАй мурун
  • kitchen shout out

    Buried AxbladeBuried AxbladeАй мурун
  • So I Taser the loofah 🤣

    Isabel GasonIsabel GasonАй мурун
  • ghostmane

    Robert BennettRobert BennettАй мурун
  • LOVED IT!!! 🤣

    Jocelyn StewartJocelyn StewartАй мурун
  • If he's younger than 41, he's a millennial. Gen z are the ones becoming adults now and entering the work force.

    Rabid BunnyRabid BunnyАй мурун
    • @Rabid Bunny Nope, millennials are basically ‘82 on. No one I know born in ‘80 in any way is considered a millennial. There was some confusion (about 10-15 years ago) about what year it started, but currently no one thinks it was pre-‘82. There is some overlap of a few years with Millennials to about ‘85, but ‘80 is considered a Xennial year.

      benjibabebenjibabe5 күн мурун
    • Gen zs are having zs of their own 😆

      No oneNo one20 күн мурун
    • I'm a gen z and I even I agree with this

      Argetlam 8103Argetlam 810321 күн мурун
    • @Jan Sabela It's not 1985, its 1980 so yeah, younger than 41

      Rabid BunnyRabid Bunny23 күн мурун
    • 1985 to 95 sooo i dont know ehere you got 41... The current age is 25 to 35

      Jan SabelaJan Sabela23 күн мурун
  • Annoying

    Doug SmithDoug SmithАй мурун
  • Millennials shouldn’t exist. I’m younger then them btw.

    Branden HyltonBranden HyltonАй мурун
    • *than them. You're younger *than them. Not younger then them. Maybe the only thing non existant is your literature.

      Anthony SandersAnthony SandersАй мурун
  • This guys not funny

    klevistp12klevistp12Ай мурун
  • Who the hell is entering the workforce in there 30's....wake up boomer the world didnt stop in 2000

    Josh HartiganJosh HartiganАй мурун
  • Now he would be a funny cop to know and run into.

    Da BIGOMNDa BIGOMNАй мурун
  • He had me until he did his faye impression.

    Nexus SeverNexus SeverАй мурун
  • Loved this!

    jim finnelljim finnellАй мурун
  • w2s

    Sophie LudwigSophie LudwigАй мурун
  • The Routine was fresh, well delivered and Funny as Hell.

    BoliverBoliverАй мурун
  • 😂

    Steven&Jessica WheatSteven&Jessica WheatАй мурун
  • Vinnie, You are hilarious.

    Carl Passarelli, RealtorCarl Passarelli, RealtorАй мурун
  • Never heard of him but he is funny

    Joan RidgewayJoan RidgewayАй мурун
  • poor luffa chick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Status:Status:Ай мурун
  • according to the Gregorian calendar... the one we use...... the new millennium started on 2001

    Axe RatAxe RatАй мурун
  • Wait, was his partner a member of SWAT or Chris Farley?

    Clayton WeaverClayton WeaverАй мурун
  • Gotta love fat comics

    Dutch VanderlindeDutch VanderlindeАй мурун
  • I thought this guy was a midget, until I saw his legs. He's just really fat.

    isaac anthonyisaac anthonyАй мурун
  • Love this guy

    johann coetzeejohann coetzeeАй мурун
  • "The Subaru drivers will not put up with that, bro!" Fantastic.

    Jason WarrenJason WarrenАй мурун
  • 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    Stephanie FinnStephanie FinnАй мурун
  • aw c'mon really 4 ads in 10 minutes...that just makes me wana boycott your advertisers ...I've got some serious hate brewing for your advertisers right now........ we are not cows ...stop trying to milk us's cold and my nipples are sore...........

    Axe RatAxe RatАй мурун
  • Millennials are in their mid 30s. They're ENTERING their careers?!

    Булька и ШарикБулька и ШарикАй мурун
    • Булька и Шарик The Boomers mix up Millennials and Gen X pretty consistently. We’re trying to keep everyone confused.

      Sherry FayeSherry FayeАй мурун
    • I mean they’re millennials.... they just moved out of their parents house.

      Vic CrownVic CrownАй мурун
  • This dude is hilarious!!

    chad binkleychad binkleyАй мурун
  • Best foot forward

    Matthew ThomasMatthew ThomasАй мурун
  • all the millennials are soo pissed lol

    MasterMax DMasterMax DАй мурун
  • Mexican comedians are not funny.

    Russell KempeRussell KempeАй мурун
  • give it up for the other it's fluffy

    kaval187kaval187Ай мурун
  • I hope Vinnie Montez pulls over Fluffy while he is working. Vinnie will get free donuts.

    Comment May ExplodeComment May ExplodeАй мурун
  • Wtf is this? I'm only half-way through the vid and he's already talked about how millenial cops wouldn't be able to do their job cause they'd be waiting for their electric car batteries to charge, that he tried to be friendly with a kid on halloween and saw his superior, panicked, then tased the kid twice (prob just a joke, but still kinda fucked up), and shooting protestors with gluten rubber bullets (I think). These are really not a thing cops should be joking about, especially with the current climate. As a non-american, this is pretty fucked up. I have a very dark-sense of humour as it is (and I'm sure some people are going to fiercly disagree with me) but wtf. This guy sheds a lot of light on why the rest of the world is really worried about the states, jesus christ I want to wash my eyes out with tabasco

    Moose McFoodMoose McFoodАй мурун
  • Mexican tickle me Elmo, this guy is too funny!!

    Jan SmithJan SmithАй мурун
  • I lost it when he said he tazed the loofa!

    D. JohnsonD. JohnsonАй мурун
  • Halfway through, and I haven't laughed once. And I'm Gen-X.

    SiriusMinedSiriusMinedАй мурун
  • Great to stumble on your humor on KGworld Vinnie! The world needs comedy right now, keep it coming!

    Adam BoggsAdam BoggsАй мурун
  • I was drawing while listening to this, and I started laughing while listening, and the phone I was using to record my drawing was shaking really badly XD XD XD XD

    GGR MakesGGR MakesАй мурун
  • Vinnie Montez is FUNNY!!!😂😂😂 Even Better He is A Police Officer!!!🥰❤

    Jill HollyJill HollyАй мурун

    John ArchJohn ArchАй мурун
  • 4:59 was that drew brees?????

    TheAllProBeastTheAllProBeastАй мурун
  • Military cadence call.

    Phantom PhlierPhantom PhlierАй мурун
  • Thought I'd mention on the EV... You have to charge it, just how you have to fill up on gas. 15 minutes will net you a good amount of miles, at least on a Tesla.

    AlphaWolf294AlphaWolf294Ай мурун
  • Vinnie Montez is awesome!

    Tess StevesTess StevesАй мурун
  • The reason comedy usually works is due to the audience's perspective to those at the jokes expense. KGworlds audience consists of mostly Gen Z, and Millennials. Congrats, you basically made jokes against nearly half of the people who watch these videos, and are mostly funny to only older generations in relation to the audience. In this case, older than Millennial's. This may be comedic to Gen X and Baby boomers, but its mostly incorrect assumptions of younger generations. This guys is basically Kevin James (old version, before he joined KGworld) and Gabriel Inglesias rolled into one. Comedy has to be derived from some level of truth, or it risks not being funny at all. That small level of truth is what makes the joke. These aren't funny because they lack any believably. Basically things that used to be funny, but aren't anymore.

    nklvr24nklvr24Ай мурун
    • Genex here. I don't find it funny. I think somebody walking into a cupboard door that they left open and hitting their faces funny. But I can't even enjoy the old sitcoms anymore. Not after being so woke. Thank you for your eloquence in the response to this video. It's appreciated.

      Just WinksJust WinksАй мурун
  • Thank you for your service Sir

    Stephanie HoleyStephanie HoleyАй мурун
  • People don’t know what a millennial is. Millennials are like 30 bruh

    Lillian RodriguezLillian RodriguezАй мурун
  • Mans got pipes!

    Ish EatersonIsh EatersonАй мурун
  • This guy looks like a homunculus.

    Silverback GorrillaSilverback GorrillaАй мурун
  • I bet this guy is hating being a cop right now! Pretty sad that he is making fun of people trying to make the police force better.

    VonHarthVonHarthАй мурун
  • Let’s get one thing straight! Millennials are in their 30s married with kids... not exactly entering the workforce

    Allison FreemanAllison Freeman2 ай мурун
  • Fluffy's twin

    Audry VanessaAudry Vanessa2 ай мурун
  • Laugh now, pay later. Nothing new told before.

    Blahblah ThinkBlahblah Think2 ай мурун
  • Yeah, joking about police brutality, (pepper-balling citizens legally expressing their opinion) Is Not Funny. To then ridicule folks with gluten allergies shows your lack of... well, fill in the blank yourself.

    Richard CaldwellRichard Caldwell2 ай мурун
  • Huh? Why would anyone send a cop to an accident? Paramedic, sure. Social worker? Of course. But a cop??? Why?

    Richard CaldwellRichard Caldwell2 ай мурун
    • @Heather Hardman yep. I was being obtuse. Sorry about that. If you read my other stuff I believe the job of a police officer is too broad. The "chasing bad guys" vision of "cop" should be segregated. So, when first responders arrive they will know whether a cop is needed, or whether standard public safety, including traffic control, will do. Ask any paramedic. Most suspected intoxicated drivers admit to precisely two drinks.

      Richard CaldwellRichard CaldwellАй мурун
    • Because they deter traffic from the scene and take down the report of what happened. They are also there to protect ems/emt because they can be targeted or go into a dangerous situations.

      Heather HardmanHeather HardmanАй мурун
  • Why does drybar keep starting in the middle, and then cutting to the beginning

    Riley WhitleyRiley Whitley2 ай мурун
    • probably as a homemade preview

      Shaya M. S.Shaya M. S.Ай мурун
    • To get you to keep watching.

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
  • A cop just passed us.. DRIVING A PRIUS!!! 😅🤣😂

    GM JonesGM Jones2 ай мурун
  • Eat your cereal you must

    I eat CEREAL!!!I eat CEREAL!!!2 ай мурун
  • Millennial cops have been in the police force... Any cop under 38 is a millennial, a millennial is anyone that turned 18 after 2000.

    David SissonDavid Sisson2 ай мурун
  • Tazzed the Loofah lmao... This guy was hilarious!

    barnesj0007barnesj00072 ай мурун
  • That was awesome!

    Lawrence L.A. AubleLawrence L.A. Auble2 ай мурун
  • what I think is funny is that he must either be a millennial himself or very late Gen X, yet he still perpetuates stereotypes about his own generation 🤔😅

    Elena WimseyElena Wimsey2 ай мурун
  • This guy was amazing!

    theotherleonaygirltheotherleonaygirl2 ай мурун
  • Don't drive a sube in Colorado 😂.. He might pull you over for a contact high 🤣😂

    Daniel BaileyDaniel Bailey2 ай мурун
  • Millennial cops have been in the field for ~10 years. Gen Zers are now joining the force lol.

    Tammie MichelleTammie Michelle2 ай мурун
  • Mr montez, thank you for making us laugh and protecting our country!!!

    somethinggoodsomethinggood2 ай мурун
  • Was it the man's laugh in the audience right after 13:04 that Vinnie acted offended by? The way Vinnie reacted, I thought someone must've heckled him about his weight, but the only thing I hear is the laugh that stuck out.

    organist1982organist19822 ай мурун
  • Booooo

    Ever ZerbeEver Zerbe2 ай мурун
  • The next Fluffy

    Mk1 Rabbit GuyMk1 Rabbit Guy2 ай мурун
  • Holy shiz, the the second story felt vaguely familiar. But then I heard him say he was from boulder I realized I used to work with with the spouse of a cop in the same dept. I've heard that story before but from the other side, and it is not a very believable story, the way they tell it. Small world.

    Mike JeromeMike Jerome2 ай мурун
    • Btw for the record btw boulder cops are always polite and patient. So thank you for your service

      Mike JeromeMike Jerome2 ай мурун
  • awesome. so funny

    kimberly barkerkimberly barker2 ай мурун
  • Don't forget to pay your protection money... or else!

    Rice RealtorRice Realtor2 ай мурун
  • Sorry, I don't think this guy is that funny. I have heard much better comedians here on Drybar.

    RB DRB D2 ай мурун