Laser Eye Surgery May Cause Blindness. Don Friesen

2020-ж., 11-сен.
45 551 Көрүүлөр

Laser eye surgery may cause blindness, and Don Friesen is here to tell you all about how they don't tell you that before you go in for the procedure. Whether it's strapping you to a table or talking to you from the other room Don Friesen's experience with Laser Eye Surgery is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish in this clip from Don Friesen's full Dry Bar Comedy special "Live From Provo." Watch Don Friesen's full Dry Bar Comedy special only at
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  • It’s a funny bit when you haven’t had LASIK done but I had LASIK done and nothing of that he mentioned happened to me.

    Sara JohnsonSara Johnson20 күн мурун
  • They use a similar disclaimer for ANY medical procedure and slipping it to you late in the game is pretty common. Recently they did this to me for a dental implant. It certainly gives you an uneasiness to go under the knife. It is a weak attempt to avoid malpractice suits. But of course it doesn't change much if you have the right lawyer.

    James RobinsonJames Robinson20 күн мурун
  • I can barely handle a normal eye drop in my only eye! No thank you.

    Hailey RobertsHailey Roberts22 күн мурун
  • Like blindness blindness? 😂

    Farhad KazemiFarhad Kazemi25 күн мурун
  • 😂🤣

    Jocelyn JamiasJocelyn Jamias26 күн мурун
  • One of the best!

    Rix PixRix Pix29 күн мурун
  • Lasik is people !! Lasik is pupil!!!!!! lol

    Ken SkyKen SkyАй мурун
  • 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾champion funny👑

    Eldon PhukuileEldon PhukuileАй мурун
  • I have to get it. Left eye is pretty bad with a cataract so getting both done. A bit nervous, but it's been perfected so well I'm looking forward to seeing good again.

    BarbieBarbieАй мурун
  • In case you don't know your science fiction movie references, "lasik is people" is a reference to a movie called " soilent green". There's a line where someone is yelling "soilent green is people!" This guy is funny!

    Pam GonzalezPam GonzalezАй мурун
  • Reminds me of Jim Bruer!

    Bearded Beast Metal MilitiaBearded Beast Metal MilitiaАй мурун
  • Don Friesen's a funny guy. The entire standup this bit comes from is really good.

    MortilumMortilumАй мурун
  • That was so funny

    Karolyn OdenbaughKarolyn OdenbaughАй мурун
  • " lights? This feels like blindness" 🤣😂😂😂🤣 ....the burning is standard, oh my word!

    Dee SunShineDee SunShineАй мурун
  • Okay so they gave him the paperwork AFTER they doped him up? That doesn't sound positive from the get go, never mind what the papers actually said.... They for sure didn't dope me up BEFORE signing papers for surgery LOL

    Marie BaillieMarie BaillieАй мурун
  • And this is exactly why I will never have laser eye surgery.

    L WL WАй мурун
  • Looks like Ted Danson and Denis Leary's child.

    M CM CАй мурун
    • Lol I thought he looked familiar

      Beth AwesomeBeth AwesomeАй мурун
  • 😂🚬

    beatleme2beatleme2Ай мурун
  • Gets off to a slow start. Don't give up on him too early or you'll miss the punchlines.

    _Suburban__Suburban_Ай мурун
  • And, my friend said that it hurts a lot.

    melvina628melvina628Ай мурун
    • I guess he went to crazy Eddy's because I felt nothing and didn't get Vicodin before my surgery. Just numbing eye drops

      D DuffyD DuffyАй мурун
    • If the laser hits the optical nerve it’s definitely going to hurt

      iam ghostwitaguniam ghostwitagunАй мурун
  • 🤓😀😄 Very funny! Yeah I'll stick with my contact lenses. 😉☺

    Karlene StinsonKarlene StinsonАй мурун
  • Saw him at Comedy Hideaway. Very funny! Bought his DVD.

    NicNicАй мурун
  • His voice reminds me of Jeff Dunham

    Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me NiceАй мурун
  • 😁😂this was hilarious. 🤣 Now I know I'm keeping my glasses 🤓

    Barbara RuizBarbara RuizАй мурун
  • Big Laughs. I enjoy his self-assuredness. 'Love the little curtsie aft 4:43.. . .he be knowin' he got it.

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockАй мурун
  • Anyone else younger than 35 notice Soylent Green reference?

    Isaac GonzalezIsaac GonzalezАй мурун
  • I think I will just get glasses.

    John SmithJohn SmithАй мурун
  • Very funny, I am gonna look for more of his performances.

    Rajesh DhawanRajesh DhawanАй мурун
  • He's funny and very relatable even if I haven't had lasik.

    Ryota AraiRyota AraiАй мурун
    • I had lasik 13 years ago and remember vividly "going blind" and smelling the burning cat, lol Edit: Forgot to mention when I stood up off the table I could see across the room when I couldn't before I laid down.

      D DuffyD DuffyАй мурун
    • Relatable is right. I thought I was the only one who PRETENDS to read hard legal documents before signing...

      Desiree BradshawDesiree BradshawАй мурун
  • 😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldАй мурун
  • This is why I won't get Lasik. I'll just be nearsighted. 😂 Edit: Fantastic reference to Soylent Green 😂

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
    • Caffeinated Nation : Thanks. And you are correct. I often think of that movie too. Usually the strawberry scene when I’m working in my garden. I agree with your entire comment.

      Vic BakerVic BakerАй мурун
    • @Vic Baker 4:28 to 4:44 "it's people! lasik is peeeeopleeeeeeee" 😂 I saw that movie twice when I was a kid and the second time was only about halfway through and I still reference that film! Not many people remember it and it's lowkey eerie how it kind of fits with the state of the world today. 👍

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
    • Help me out here.. it’s been decades since I saw it. Which reference? ( apparently others caught it too, now I’m curious). Thanks?

      Vic BakerVic BakerАй мурун
  • REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

    Love RulesLove RulesАй мурун
    • @Sweetheart7 Not until after the anti-Christ comes. 2 Thessalonians 2:1-12.

      horseman4nowhorseman4now24 күн мурун
    • Agreed, Jesus is coming soon.

      Sweetheart7Sweetheart7Ай мурун
    • Interesting...

      RaziRaziАй мурун
  • He's hilarious!! 😂

    Coach ShaunieCoach ShaunieАй мурун
  • 👍👍

    Scruffy 61Scruffy 61Ай мурун
  • Hilarious. I can totally imagine all of that...

    Jules 11Jules 11Ай мурун
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Mariana AldazMariana AldazАй мурун
  • My vision will have to get a whole lot worse before I'll consider a PRK or LASIK.

    CoffeeInTheNebulaCoffeeInTheNebulaАй мурун
  • Thank you.

    E K DaufinE K DaufinАй мурун
  • Why peeps throwing thumb downs pn this clip. Thumb Down to You... Dumb ThumbDowners!

    John HoskinsonJohn HoskinsonАй мурун
  • I really want to get it done but my sister-in-law had it done 11 years ago. Perfect eyesight for 11 years but then her retinas have detached this year. Once in one eye, and four times in the other. She now has 50% vision in the other. The specialists said they are getting more cases of this from lasic surgery. But they usually only have to re-attach it once. She's a special case. Maybe the surgery has been perfected since, or else she went to a cheap guy. She is pretty frugal. Anyway, now I'm scared of getting it done.

    StephBer1StephBer1Ай мурун
    • @Rajesh Dhawan Thanks for the reassurance :)

      StephBer1StephBer1Ай мурун
    • Huge improvement in technology since then, they map the eye using radar tech and it's vastly safer.

      Rajesh DhawanRajesh DhawanАй мурун
  • his voice reminds me of someone...Ben Stiller in Zoolander, but less exaggerated ?

    Lana Jig-makerLana Jig-makerАй мурун
    • Chris Titus? Jeff Dunham?

      _Suburban__Suburban_Ай мурун
    • @Caffeinated Nation ha I hear that too. Man, I miss Mitch's comedy

      Lana Jig-makerLana Jig-makerАй мурун
    • I can hear it a little. His cadence and enunciation reminds me of a more energetic Mitch Hedberg.

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
  • This guy was pretty good.

    Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
  • He forgot the sound! I jumped so hard that I was nearly in tears thinking I messed it up. I don’t know if I did 😬 I got good eyesight :)

    T BorisenkoT BorisenkoАй мурун
  • So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Terri DrollingerTerri DrollingerАй мурун
  • Takes his contacts, dopes him up then shows him a disclaimer with voluminous fine print legalese to sign. Sounds legit to me. Doc drives down the highway in his BMW with the top down, and he gets a white cane. If he even says anything, he can get sued.

    Michael HartmanMichael HartmanАй мурун
    • I assume you're joking because they do the same thing for cataract surgery and NONE of what he said happens and after surgery its nice to see again.

      Miranda BrooksMiranda BrooksАй мурун
  • you may never laugh again, Nooooo! I appreciate the subtle Scent of a Woman reference

    RD EnduroRD EnduroАй мурун
    • You make no sense.

      Melissa DeHartMelissa DeHartАй мурун
  • hahaahhaha--- had it done 11 years ago --- totally true to the experience ... terrifying for about 2 minutes but it's amazing ! I had such poor vision before then in 2 minutes I could see🙌🏻 . When I turned 50 I needed reading glasses as the doctor to me I would. I may do it again to tweak it back to 20/20 . Go to a Really Good Doctor- you get what you pay for.

    L AL AАй мурун
    • I want lazer eyes. I'm going to a real BAD guy named Kano.

      Dan WileyDan WileyАй мурун
    • I was so nervous that a nurse had to hold my hand. The smell of burnt hair surprised me. As a machinist I've had my share of burnt hair while turning parts. Following my friends recommendation, I chose the most expensive clinic in town and was treated well.

      Sylvain ForgetSylvain ForgetАй мурун
    • Go to a bad one, and you'll get more than you want.

      Michael HartmanMichael HartmanАй мурун
  • Very hilarious!!

    J JJ JАй мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    Jess RJess RАй мурун
  • Eyy, I like that soylent green reference XD

    Master KixanaMaster KixanaАй мурун
  • This was nothing like my laser eye surgery went. Maybe he was making jokes about the whole thing... Hummm I didn't find it all that funny. Oh well. Others enjoyed him so that's cool.

    Nena ElliottNena ElliottАй мурун
  • "Scroll, agree, agree, agree ..." Best definition of legal and medical disclaimers.

    Ray WatsonRay WatsonАй мурун
  • Im scared of doing lasik. But having only one contact on ( the other one broke and waiting for the new ones on the mail) im considering it again....smh

    yrma c.yrma c.Ай мурун
    • I had it last thing I ever did for myself! I love it. I was a good candidate to start and was diligent with after care. It's painful for a few days but worth it. I went with one of the most respected treatment centers in my state. I didn't feel this was a procedure I wanted to shop around for the best deal!

      Flower DoyleFlower DoyleАй мурун
    • I had cataract surgery which is pretty much same as lasik. None of what he described happened. It was a simple painless procedure and i could see again.

      Miranda BrooksMiranda BrooksАй мурун
    • What’s that? I need this. I cant see at all with glasses and when I wake up they aren’t where I left my glasses...rabbits.,they love to hide stuff❤️

      Tina WindhamTina WindhamАй мурун
    • Fyi. Tons of people in my legally blind group have had that done. "keratoconus is what done get after the surgery.

      Michelle StewartMichelle StewartАй мурун
  • I remember the commercials for laser eye surgery and they’d mention a one eye special like wait a minute this should be one of those two for one deals

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto RicoАй мурун
    • Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico One eye ‘special’? Uuhhh...NO. I’ve got a husband with one eye injured from a sports injury years ago (squash racket to the head in finals). Other than eye at a time because crap happens. You don’t want ‘crap’ to happen to both your eyes at the same time, do ya?

      Gail FaganGail FaganАй мурун
  • Very very funny dude!

    Kevin HuddlestonKevin HuddlestonАй мурун
  • I've always loved this bit when I've heard it on pandora. Nice to see him perform it.

    Mike O'BarrMike O'BarrАй мурун
  • Big laughs

    Chantelle NewChantelle NewАй мурун
  • Hilarious!

    J JacksonJ JacksonАй мурун
  • This is why if i ever get enough money im only doing 1 eye at a time

    Ronny ShamaRonny ShamaАй мурун
    • @Mark - Believe it or not, Americans aren't one homogeneous mass on every issue.

      TimTimАй мурун
    • @Mark There was a guy about five days ago who has this cat who needed dental work done, but the total bill was like $2500.00 and he collected that amount plus more. I've seen a lot of places where people are willing to donate for something that someone needs.

      muriel taintermuriel tainterАй мурун
    • @Patrica thomas Americans? Generous? Dunno about that lol

      MarkMarkАй мурун
    • @Patrica thomas eh i have a light glasses perscription anyways. It's not that urgent

      Ronny ShamaRonny ShamaАй мурун
    • @Patrica thomas > in a pandemic > record unemployment "Just ask for money!" smooth brain take for sure!

      Arthur StanciuArthur StanciuАй мурун
  • Definitely 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

    Ethan ScottEthan ScottАй мурун
  • Great comedy

    Triston LindseyTriston LindseyАй мурун