It's Tough Being A Fat Veteran. Josh Novey

2020-ж., 7-авг.
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It's tough being a fat veteran, because no one ever believes you! Just Ask Josh Novey, whether it's a love for waffle house, or trying to pick up girls at church Josh Novey's hilarious stroies are sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end. If you want to see more of Josh Novey check out his Dry Bar Comedy Special "Tickling Grizzlies" only at
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  • too funny :-)

    Mary SunshineMary SunshineАй мурун
  • You had me at fat veteran.

    Andrew SaavedraAndrew Saavedra2 ай мурун
  • Thank you all for watching my clip!

    Josh NoveyJosh Novey2 ай мурун
    • Loved it! You're great! Keep it up!

      Lindy Lou CantuLindy Lou CantuАй мурун
  • 🌟🌟

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 ай мурун

  • I feel like ppl didnt really get the koolaid joke

    Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me Nice2 ай мурун
  • It’s really easy to end up as a fat veteran because no one makes us do PT at 0600 hrs every morning.

    HEAVYWALL 70HEAVYWALL 702 ай мурун
  • Kinda sad. Totally looks like a body that was meant to stay fit. Hm.

    William UnderhillWilliam Underhill2 ай мурун
  • "CrossFit is where rich people throw farm equipment" 🤣🤣🤣

    William UnderhillWilliam Underhill2 ай мурун
  • worship team leader once said he wanted everyone to go to planet Jesus and stay there. that sounds like a nice way to murder people.

    bofabofa2 ай мурун
  • I'll try to help you if you want to listen? I'm 54, a combat vet, 198/ 6'2"; still in great shape. Your problem is your liver dude. It's really obvious; perhaps Hepatitis? Get checked my friend, something is wrong when your fat gathers in the belly this way!

    Jo InJo In2 ай мурун
  • The thumbnail looks like he was missing an arm

    Hector ArredondoHector Arredondo2 ай мурун
  • There is so much of you I'm not understanding why you need a imaginary friend called god.

    IamGhedeIamGhede2 ай мурун
    • Kindly shut up

      ima potatoima potato2 ай мурун
  • He lost me when he started talking about church and religion.

    Billy DBilly D2 ай мурун
    • @Agon Leed people are closed minded. Religion isn't of God it's made by man. And you can't put your opinion about church on all churches or all Christians... That's just like saying all white people can't dance or all pit bulls are killers... There are no absolutes

      Erica DErica D2 ай мурун
    • @Erica D man...churches are closed minded. I grew up in that world too. I respect the goal, but XLOSED MINDED IS DEFINITELY how you describe anything to do with religion

      Agon LeedAgon Leed2 ай мурун
    • That's pretty closed minded of you

      Erica DErica D2 ай мурун
  • P 137 V 9... I looked it up - yikes. That is precisely what it means.

    Misses HippyMisses Hippy2 ай мурун
  • No matter your shape or size ect thank you if you made it back to your fam & friends who love you.

    U SU S2 ай мурун
  • A bathroom you eat pancakes in 😂😂😂😂😂

    IG mycalicrushIG mycalicrush2 ай мурун
  • So not Marine Corps. Same time frame over seas. Same size

    Scott KazmerScott Kazmer2 ай мурун
  • I loved this

    ZacharyZachary2 ай мурун
  • I like his dark humor

    Blazze777Blazze7772 ай мурун
  • Hey Josh Loved your set from very far away, you reaching people.

    C MukupoC Mukupo2 ай мурун
  • 2:45 way to lose the crowd, talk about religion, doesn't fit most ppls lifestyle, sad but true 🤷 can't save the world. Proverbs 1:7 kjv / James 1:21 kjv / Romans 10:9-13 kjv / John 3:16 kjv

    357 Magnum357 Magnum2 ай мурун
    • He's in Provo Utah, I think he's okay talking about religion. At least half that audience is LDS

      DurnhandDurnhand2 ай мурун
  • Hahahaha this is great 😂

    Kardia ClarkKardia Clark2 ай мурун
  • You sir...are very funny..I laughed all the way through

    ParmesanaParmesana2 ай мурун
  • Josh.... you are funny sir

    jayatlasbanejayatlasbane2 ай мурун
  • Sayin veteran isn't enough. What branch, what unit, when did you deploy.

    Edward SaucedoEdward Saucedo2 ай мурун
    • I'm pretty sure it's fine how he said it. It's just for a joke. Most people don't care about that stuff and it would just bore the audience.

      Art TrumboArt Trumbo2 ай мурун
  • I'm a Desert Storm veteran. I'm also 5'1" and 230 pounds. I'm a short fat chick.

    Barbara MatthewsBarbara Matthews2 ай мурун
    • I'm a enduring freedom vet that's 5'2" and 230 as well lol

      fr0ggy Bfr0ggy B2 ай мурун
    • How you doin?😉 I’m a desert storm vet as well I won’t share a pizza but we can share war stories. We can get TWO pizzas

      HEAVYWALL 70HEAVYWALL 702 ай мурун
    • Thanks for your service, shorty.

      Big Gay AlBig Gay Al2 ай мурун
    • And I, a short black chic, thank you for your service.

      Big MonaBig Mona2 ай мурун
  • America, we have enough/too many comics, singers, actors, dancers, reporters, talk show hosts, etc... shut up & get a real job. You ain’t worth your pay.

    Razor FaceRazor Face2 ай мурун
  • Veteran confirmed got dark at the end !

    T 25T 252 ай мурун
  • Josh is funny. He kept a smile on my face! I over his act!

    Aaron TerrellAaron Terrell2 ай мурун
  • "Sunday" and "churchy", are NOT what Creator God Ya is looking for.

    David RingleinDavid Ringlein2 ай мурун
  • When did Gabriel Iglesias turn white?

    Nick NardiniNick Nardini2 ай мурун
    • @HEAVYWALL 70 He stayed out of the sun too long lmao

      Nick NardiniNick Nardini2 ай мурун
    • When he put ketchup on a taco Must be a chemical reaction or something

      HEAVYWALL 70HEAVYWALL 702 ай мурун
  • He reminds me of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers 😂 🤣

    hkooartshkooarts2 ай мурун
  • He's waaay beyond fat

    WeeemRCBWeeemRCB2 ай мурун
  • Thank you for your service. 🤗🤗🤗🤗

    boston babeboston babe2 ай мурун
  • WAFFLE HOUSE don't serve pancakes

    David HumphreyDavid Humphrey2 ай мурун
  • Hebrews 11:6 is my favorite. Although that lady's may be a new close 2nd😏

    Adam WilliamsAdam Williams2 ай мурун
  • Thank you! God bless you. REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

    Love RulesLove Rules2 ай мурун
  • Not funny.

    Coogan AlaskaCoogan Alaska2 ай мурун
  • I served in OIF. I am out of shape, too. 😂

    Mark ElMark El2 ай мурун
    • Chris Hartwig, there is a 24-hour gym behind my work for which I picked up an application. I NEED to get more active. It takes more work to work it off the older I get.

      Mark ElMark El2 ай мурун
    • Desert Storm here. Yep I got fat

      Chris HartwigChris Hartwig2 ай мурун
  • Come up with your own material man....Gaffigan said "If you've never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom....that sells waffles."

    Duray Enterprises LLCDuray Enterprises LLC2 ай мурун
    • Maybe he never heard Gaffigan say this. But either way, it's unavoidable for ideas to overlap, even when the material is original. My take, anyways. Cheers!

      Lindy Lou CantuLindy Lou Cantu2 ай мурун
  • Good verse bud!

    Cynthia TinglerCynthia Tingler2 ай мурун
  • Love this guy! Thank you for serving in the US military.

    W RW R2 ай мурун
  • 😂 made my day better 🤣 thank you 🙏🏽

    Taco Of LoveTaco Of Love2 ай мурун
  • This is comedy?

    Silver LegendSilver Legend2 ай мурун
    • @daniel de la torre I do not know if you were taught counting but by my reckoning 'profanity' is the same length as 'swearing', but more meaningful; essential' the same length as 'necessary; 'puerile' is 1 letter shorter than 'childish' and I concede that I should not have used 'diatribe' but the shorter 'rant'. If you are going to attempt to 'correct' someone's comment I would advise that you make sure that you are right to avoid making a fool of yourself, especially when attacking someone who is using his or her native language in its generally accepted manner. ;-)

      Silver LegendSilver Legend2 ай мурун
    • @daniel de la torre Your point is?

      Silver LegendSilver Legend2 ай мурун
    • Why use little words when big words make me sound smart huhuhuhu

      daniel de la torredaniel de la torre2 ай мурун
    • @Brian Bickle Certainly not, there is a place for profanity but it is not essential to good comedy. Admittedly there is an tiny element of puerile humour in this shouted diatribe but precious little wit.

      Silver LegendSilver Legend2 ай мурун
    • Because every second word isn’t four letters???

      Brian BickleBrian Bickle2 ай мурун
  • Growing up with Rodney Dangerfield, John Candy, Chris Farley, Jack Black... big boys have an advantage in the comedy sector, in my opinion... I hope this guy goes far.

    88Shinto88Shinto2 ай мурун
    • but negatives in eating the planet

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
  • veterans are just puppets in the hands of big corporations

    insrt name hereinsrt name here2 ай мурун
    • @agricolaregs they are. Retired puppets

      insrt name hereinsrt name here2 ай мурун
    • So they are not puppets...

      agricolaregsagricolaregs2 ай мурун
    • @ursamagick MT okay, former

      insrt name hereinsrt name here2 ай мурун
    • FORMER puppets.

      ursamagick MTursamagick MT2 ай мурун
  • He seriously needs to lose weight. This type of body will be the death of him. Not body shaming, just health shaming. ✌

    Dana SalaresDana Salares2 ай мурун
    • @42 jade if you can't understand that if something is wrong with your health, it manifests physically, then that's your problem. I said I was health shaming. Coz the brutal truth remains, overweight people do not take care of their health, they just eat their way to their death. I was in his shoes before. So If you can't handle the truth, get off the internet you onion-skinned hypocrite.

      Dana SalaresDana Salares2 ай мурун
    • you are body shaming. saying that you aren't is just a lie. stop being a shallow hypocritical liar

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
    • So. No matter how healthy he may become he will still die... & so will you.

      Razor FaceRazor Face2 ай мурун
  • I laughed 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂 because I have a friend who is a twin and has beautiful brown skin and when she and her sister are drinking and together in the same room 🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😅🤣😂 they use that Smores line 😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣

    Toni OlsonToni Olson2 ай мурун
  • The oppressed and the meak isn’t limited to just humans. Go vegan. Don’t be a hippycrite. Practice what you preach. War will rule this world until you do. In fact, the original meaning of the word war literally means, one who keeps animals. Make the connection.

    Lazarus LiveLazarus Live2 ай мурун
    • @42 jade dohh, that was my point birdbrain

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • oh cool, i'm a warmonger because i have a pet cat? 🙄 ffs stop being a willful idiot and educate yourself WITHOUT the tinfoil hat

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
    • Noah was a warmonger then

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
  • He should joke about how he cant wipe his butt properly after he has a dump

    Randy SchwingRandy Schwing2 ай мурун
    • @Agon Leed I think I just laughed and vomited at the same time 😂🙈

      Randy SchwingRandy Schwing2 ай мурун
    • They make things for that. Not saying it's nice to imagine, but they exist.

      Agon LeedAgon Leed2 ай мурун
  • God bless you all

    Go homeGo home2 ай мурун
  • How sad is life to be the lady that yelled Hallelujah late

    Chase CharronChase Charron2 ай мурун
  • Seemed like a lame crowd. Jokes were good and not THAT edgy

    JadeChaosJadeChaos2 ай мурун
    • jokes weren't that good. the only decent one was the waffle house joke

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
  • It’s ok Josh. Nobody believes I’m a retired disabled combat veteran. I don’t fit the stereotype either ❤️

    Sunny DeeSunny Dee2 ай мурун
    • @HEAVYWALL 70 they are ALL patriots. Much like religion it gives a manipulated perspective of life tho

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • I'm a veteran too and when I got out I had developed back, knee, and thyroid issues along with PCOS and PTSD. I've gained probably close to 70 or so pounds because of the issues in the almost 4 years I've been out.

      fr0ggy Bfr0ggy B2 ай мурун
    • Because there’s no stereotype Every manner of American serves Hoowah thanks for your service

      HEAVYWALL 70HEAVYWALL 702 ай мурун
    • thank you for your service

      JadeJade2 ай мурун
    • If his eyes work...he should hit on u...u r🔥🔥🔥 whew omg

      Millz SZNMillz SZN2 ай мурун
  • Had a gym buddy roughly his size who served in Desert Storm.

    Sakon IimokenSakon Iimoken2 ай мурун
    • ANT-METAL the tense was past. Implying his gym buddy when he knew him was that size after serving.

      MikeMike2 ай мурун
    • Built like a linebacker. But it's been years. Good living and an injury got him.

      Sakon IimokenSakon Iimoken2 ай мурун
    • what, as the friggin tank?

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • Sakon Iimoken was he that size during desert storm?

      ANT-METALANT-METAL2 ай мурун
  • 2:52 another one 3:25

    William McPhersonWilliam McPherson2 ай мурун
  • “...a bathroom you eat pancakes in!” SOLID GOLD 👍

    Drazic MilosovicDrazic Milosovic2 ай мурун
    • Not after waffle house

      ZacharyZachary2 ай мурун
  • he actually got me to download the app. he’s great! 😂😂

    Chelsey MurphyChelsey Murphy2 ай мурун
  • A bathroom where you eat pancakes is the most accurate description of waffle house I've ever heard. And it's delicious

    beki_ bean07beki_ bean072 ай мурун
    • it takes 2mins 20 seconds to make pancakes. maybe part of the world problems right there?

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • Best burger I ever had

      Caitlin PiersonCaitlin Pierson2 ай мурун
    • @David Straub this is Jim gaffigans lawyer.

      Atkins Paints The World!Atkins Paints The World!2 ай мурун
    • Is that you Jim Gaffigan?

      David StraubDavid Straub2 ай мурун
    • Isn't that a Jim gaffigan premise?

      Atkins Paints The World!Atkins Paints The World!2 ай мурун
  • Since he was at a church I would love if after he said see you in heaven either he or the pastor got up there and was like there are free refreshments over on that table

    christopher shieldschristopher shields2 ай мурун
  • I’ve seen others type that they censor comments: none more so than if you talk about the truth of WW2, H. I. T. L. E. R, or try looking into the documentary: E. U. R. O. P. A. THE LAST BATTLE. Try reading a book from the 50’s: the nameless war THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE AFRAID OF. THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SHOVING THE PLANDEMIC DOWN OUR THROATS. It’s about the juice and worldwide communism

    the truth shall make you freethe truth shall make you free2 ай мурун
    • You need to do your own comedy act CUZ YER CRAZY! Wish I could see the look on your face when grandma goes on a respirator.

      ursamagick MTursamagick MT2 ай мурун
  • The Scripture quote was out of context. The previous line was talking about the enemies of Israel who persecuted, attacked and took them into exile. "O daughter of Babylon,doomed to destruction, blessed is he who repays you as you have done to us. Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Jews believed in eye for an eye. God bless~

    MMC 1287MMC 12872 ай мурун
    • Holy Spirit wrote the Holy Bible through people. The Word of God is perfect.

      Mary B.Mary B.2 ай мурун
    • @Lindy Lou Cantu Well said:+) God bless~

      MMC 1287MMC 12872 ай мурун
    • @MMC 1287 I think most people can see past all of that and just enjoy the humor in his content and delivery. If not, perhaps they have bigger problems and could benefit from lightening up a bit. But I respect your opinion and desire to set the record straight, and God bless you too. Cheers!

      Lindy Lou CantuLindy Lou Cantu2 ай мурун
    • @Lindy Lou Cantu Agree:+) But it doesn't take a minister to take a minute to put the verse in context. I guess I just don't want non-Christians scandalized by the quote. God bless~

      MMC 1287MMC 12872 ай мурун
    • He's a comedian, not a minister.

      Lindy Lou CantuLindy Lou Cantu2 ай мурун
  • Had to give this a thumbs-up! More fun needs to be made of the bible. Stephen King has made less contradictions in his fiction than the "word of God."

    Dead ParrotingDead Parroting2 ай мурун
    • 😂😂😂 I feel the same way!

      Layla SingLayla Sing2 ай мурун
  • Get her out of the Nursery

    Will MalloryWill Mallory2 ай мурун
    • I did a few sundays here and there when one of our regular childrens church gals couldnt make it...... Psalm 94:1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself. Still a favorite.

      SigkimSigkim2 ай мурун
  • A clean vet comic?! This I gotta see

    Paul WoottonPaul Wootton2 ай мурун
  • Nice to just come across a comedian who's also Penecostal

    Hicx 16Hicx 162 ай мурун
    • @Hicx 16 wow. no. don't breed.

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
    • @David Ringlein You ain't ever been to my church then😂😂 "this is what God said."

      Hicx 16Hicx 162 ай мурун
    • When someone "speaks in tongues" in a Pentacostal "church" I NEVER saw ANYONE writing it down, nor did I see anyone interprete what was being said.

      David RingleinDavid Ringlein2 ай мурун
  • oh people misinterpreted the “Alright see you in heaven here’s your kool aid!”

    C4YourselfC4Yourself2 ай мурун
    • Novice Bladesman finally thanks for explaining!!!!

      JaxJax2 ай мурун
    • Novice Bladesman ^ I felt like some that did not know about this thought it was that stereotype

      C4YourselfC4Yourself2 ай мурун
    • Dawn H. It’s coming from the saying, “Drinking the Kool-aid” It comes from when Jim Jones who led the People’s Temple had over 900 people drink from a vat of grape Kool-aid laced with cyanide, resulting in mass suicide.

      Novice BladesmanNovice Bladesman2 ай мурун
    • I missed it to be honest. What did it mean?

      Dawn H.Dawn H.2 ай мурун
  • This guy's great! Before the coof-coof pandemic, I was attending a Pentecostal church in my hometown. I really like that one in particular. He reminded me how much I miss it

    Scottie DScottie D2 ай мурун
    • @ANT-METAL Your input is greatly appreciated!

      Scottie DScottie D2 ай мурун
    • Scottie D this atheist is only here to help. ✊

      ANT-METALANT-METAL2 ай мурун
    • @ANT-METAL Oh yeah, that's a good idea! The virus can't be spread at Walmarts or amidst peaceful riots. I didn't take that into consideration. Thank you!

      Scottie DScottie D2 ай мурун
    • Scottie D head to the nearest Walmart with your congregation.

      ANT-METALANT-METAL2 ай мурун
  • Need to read the full Psalm 137 to get the Context

    Alexander BrownAlexander Brown2 ай мурун
    • ​@Sigkim you would be surprised of how much similarities between Islam and Christianity. Deuteronomy 13:6-11 “If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son or your daughter or the wife you embrace or your friend who is as your own soul entices you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ which neither you nor your fathers have known, some of the gods of the peoples who are around you, whether near you or far off from you, from the one end of the earth to the other, you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him. But you shall kill him. Your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people. You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. ... 2 Chronicles 15:13 But that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman. Hebrews 6:4-8 For it is impossible, in the case of those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, and have shared in the Holy Spirit, and have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the age to come, and then have fallen away, to restore them again to repentance, since they are crucifying once again the Son of God to their own harm and holding him up to contempt. For land that has drunk the rain that often falls on it, and produces a crop useful to those for whose sake it is cultivated, receives a blessing from God. But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed, and its end is to be burned. John 15:6 If anyone does not abide in me he is thrown away like a branch and withers; and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned. if you read the bible then you should be familiar with these verses.

      Luai HomsiLuai Homsi2 ай мурун
    • @Luai Homsi "The punishment for apostasy includes state enforced annulment of his or her marriage, seizure of the person's children and property with automatic assignment to guardians and heirs, and death for the apostate." Sounds more like the "punishment", under islam. Maybe you can offer scripture from the bible to back your claim.

      SigkimSigkim2 ай мурун
    • @Sigkim "The punishment for apostasy includes state enforced annulment of his or her marriage, seizure of the person's children and property with automatic assignment to guardians and heirs, and death for the apostate." so I guess thanks for allowing me to disbelieve in god for the MEANWHILE. also isn't it the definition of belief to make claims without proving or backing them up ? anyway I'm not defending the OP. I was baffled by your nonacceptance to the fact that Christianity is evil. but again I understand where you're coming from. it's really romantic Idea to live in heaven for eternity, it makes it harder to accept that this is the only life one would live.

      Luai HomsiLuai Homsi2 ай мурун
    • @Luai Homsi if you really want a book recomendation to know if christianity is evil you can read the bible itself. I have. a good god will not send people to hell for eternity. Obviously, you have no actually read the bible, or you would know why, or why not. Maybe a better idea to actually know the subject matter, rather than "what ive heard", or maybe read from a few "select" scripture. Or...not...choice is yours. Meanwhile, if you want to "try":, and admonish for simply asking for what OP stated, maybe you should help OP to understand that if one is going to offer a claim, MAYBE, a good idea to back it up. Seems legit doesnt it? Also meanwhile, if YOU dont believe in God, so be it, super simple:)

      SigkimSigkim2 ай мурун
    • @Sigkim you missed the whole point and responsed to "it doesnt work this way", even though I already explained what I ment by that. So whatever fills your boat, if you really want a book recomendation to know if christianity is evil you can read the bible itself,there is a ton of evidence. a good god will not send people to hell for eternity. And if you think there weren't any atrocities commited in the name of god or christianity for that matter...then I'm afraid one history book is not gonna cut it.

      Luai HomsiLuai Homsi2 ай мурун
  • Love the energy, and the storytelling has great timing. Had me rolling.

    Danielle HarknessDanielle Harkness2 ай мурун
  • Shouldnt joke about the holy spirit

    still repentingstill repenting2 ай мурун
    • @still repenting so butchering the english language wasn't enough for you? you had to torture hebrew too? why are you so asininely STUPID???

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
    • @ANT-METAL mohommad isnt the god of the Bible ' the trinity is the fatherYaw Way the son Jesus Christ and Gods spirit 'which is the Holŷ Spirit'

      still repentingstill repenting2 ай мурун
    • still repenting just as fragile as Mohammad is he?

      ANT-METALANT-METAL2 ай мурун
  • After watching the whole video again, I can’t stop watching!!! This dude is funny!!!!

  • I like this dude! He’s really funny! However I do pray that he takes care of himself again :) best wishes!!!

    • Ewwww

      RalphEllisonXRalphEllisonX2 ай мурун
    • Vvz s

      Chris OChris O2 ай мурун
  • Found the Baptist haha

    Random RangoonRandom Rangoon2 ай мурун
  • I’m a veteran and atheist, this guy’s funny!!

    Paul Goff IIPaul Goff II2 ай мурун
    • @Paul Goff II as an ex-con ive tried. A cardboard chair and a bible only meant read that or do even more push ups haha Ive never been religious but I do think the lack of 'christian actions' has affected society in a hugely negative way as theres 'no-one judging' ego and self interest

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • Full Tilt Boogie I have read the Bible, cover to cover which contributed to me becoming an atheist. No cherry picking the nice verses but the whole thing. Get a Bible printed before I think it’s 1970 & read about the unicorns. No really. You want some really scary stuff read the Quran.

      Paul Goff IIPaul Goff II2 ай мурун
    • @Full Tilt Boogie Honestly seems like a super biased source. That's like saying "Read Obama's autobiography, you'll find Obama is a great guy!" Regardless of where you stand on Obama, that book is not going to portray information that leaves a bad impression of the guy (same is true for Trump or any person with an autobiography). I just have a strong hunch that the word of God would never say "God's not real" or "God's a douche" if that were true (not saying it is true or that I believe, merely pointing out that the Bible is not a fair source on the subject).

      AOverloadAOverload2 ай мурун
    • @Full Tilt Boogie gtfooh

      GranjaciaGranjacia2 ай мурун
    • Read the Bible big guy. Jesus is the Way the truth n the life....

      Full Tilt BoogieFull Tilt Boogie2 ай мурун
  • Can't wait to hear more from him.

    Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • @Ellipsis of Triple Tap ;)

      Vash MatrixVash Matrix2 ай мурун
    • Don't you mean "s'more"..?

      Ellipsis of Triple TapEllipsis of Triple Tap2 ай мурун
  • Good stuff! Keep it up! Thank you for your service.

    Larry PesekLarry Pesek2 ай мурун
  • Ralphie is back!

    SleepingGubatSleepingGubat2 ай мурун
  • Bless the waffle house. I swear I grew up in one of those.

    Michael DunnMichael Dunn2 ай мурун
    • @Cloudy NS some people are just genuinely nice people like that, and they can actually just care about each other to do something like that for each other.

      Michael DunnMichael Dunn2 ай мурун
    • @beki_ bean07 c'mon this the real world. They didn't invest that much time with each other unless they were doing it.

      Cloudy NSCloudy NS2 ай мурун
    • @Cloudy NS no I forgot the part where that woman now serves as his kid's adopted grandma and the world is still a place where things don't have to be based off of a porn video idea.

      beki_ bean07beki_ bean072 ай мурун
    • @beki_ bean07 You forgot to mention the part were he was boning her

      Cloudy NSCloudy NS2 ай мурун
    • My friend's husband, during his college years, would go there every night to get some bacon, eggs, and coffee. he studied and wrote class papers there because it was quiet and open well into the night. One if the workers would help him with his papers and teach him Math problems he was struggling with. When he finished his college degree, he came back with a huge gift basket for her with her favorite snacks and a few books as a thank you.

      beki_ bean07beki_ bean072 ай мурун
  • The "see you in heaven" part😂😂😂

    EyeCandy MetiruaEyeCandy Metirua2 ай мурун
  • This guys awesome 😂

    kj lokj lo2 ай мурун
  • I bet he was in the Army

    I’m from the futureI’m from the future2 ай мурун
    • Jennifer S they put steroids in their food to make them stronger and more aggressive but once they’re no longer training everyday...........

      I’m from the futureI’m from the future2 ай мурун
    • Looked him up. Army medic

      Jennifer SJennifer S2 ай мурун
    • @Red Dudgeon 😆

      Aadya SaharaAadya Sahara2 ай мурун
    • @Git Man Air force?! Hell no. Maybe chair force. You're right.

      Tom AdamsTom Adams2 ай мурун
    • Noble713 they say that in the Army the coffee’s mighty fine. It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine ;)

      Manuel MotaManuel Mota2 ай мурун
  • can you guys just put up the full set already........

    0 Subs and 0 Videos0 Subs and 0 Videos2 ай мурун
    • @Chilli-Ice Olive-Abode its free

      Scottie DScottie D2 ай мурун
    • @Chilli-Ice Olive-Abode It is free. I have it also, so I would know.

      Garrett EvansGarrett Evans2 ай мурун
    • @Scottie D how much does it cost to watch the full shows on the app then?

      Chilli-Ice Olive-AbodeChilli-Ice Olive-Abode2 ай мурун
    • Download the DRYBAR app. I have it and watch all the time. The only time I watch on KGworld is when they post someone I haven't seen before

      Scottie DScottie D2 ай мурун
    • This channel is just an advertisement dude

      Dax BrookDax Brook2 ай мурун
  • Veterans are fat because they’re sick from 4 years of constant exercise

    Bipolar JunkieBipolar Junkie2 ай мурун
    • Muscle turns to fat easier than less toned bodies. It's a thing.

      EliesElies2 ай мурун
    • Exactly

      Full Tilt BoogieFull Tilt Boogie2 ай мурун
    • @Ellipsis of Triple Tap negative, you PT at least twice a day on a MEU.

      Charles JessieCharles Jessie2 ай мурун
    • Yep

      Thorin SkeggsThorin Skeggs2 ай мурун
    • @Charles Jessie I take it you had remedial PT, AR 600-9 style..? ;)

      Ellipsis of Triple TapEllipsis of Triple Tap2 ай мурун
  • Nice shirt

    Vecina CansadaVecina Cansada2 ай мурун
  • This guy is absolutely amazing!!

    CatsyCatsy2 ай мурун
  • Nothing in this set was funny. Dude looks like he just graduated an online clown uni that he paid for by letting people watch him eat

    UnauthorizedUnauthorized2 ай мурун
    • To each his own, but I thought he was very funny and likable. Comedy is not easy and he made me laugh, so kudos from me.

      Lindy Lou CantuLindy Lou Cantu2 ай мурун
    • @Selfish Stockton those weren't jokes, jokes are funny. stupid is NOT funny.

      42 jade42 jade2 ай мурун
    • @R Bledsoe It may be clean, but it's certainly not funny. This guy popped up after a good video so I watched out of curiosity, but I won't be looking for him again.

      mirandolina46mirandolina462 ай мурун
    • @R Bledsoe wow that was a dated reference lol

      neolithic3neolithic32 ай мурун
    • You're probably more the Andrew Dice Clay type. Clean comedy is hard.

      R BledsoeR Bledsoe2 ай мурун
  • Josh Novey is a great comic. Finally getting some exposure.

    Uncle NathUncle Nath2 ай мурун
    • @Bill Schlafly Huh?

      fr0ggy Bfr0ggy B2 ай мурун
    • Anyone who likes this is at least 50 el bees over dubya ate.

      Bill SchlaflyBill Schlafly2 ай мурун
  • He’s good!

    judy10001judy100012 ай мурун
  • First

    DontBanMe -UpYourSensitivityDontBanMe -UpYourSensitivity2 ай мурун
    • Johnathan Tavra ya got me

      DontBanMe -UpYourSensitivityDontBanMe -UpYourSensitivity2 ай мурун
    • Johnathan Tavra oof 😅

      DontBanMe -UpYourSensitivityDontBanMe -UpYourSensitivity2 ай мурун
    • Wrong

      Johnathan TavraJohnathan Tavra2 ай мурун
  • I am early, that is a surprise

    CoffeeLordCoffeeLord2 ай мурун
    • @K to tha’ XD I do love coffee

      CoffeeLordCoffeeLord2 ай мурун
    • All that coffee ;]

      K to tha’K to tha’2 ай мурун
  • Funny. :)

    Off The HookOff The Hook2 ай мурун