How To Age Gracefully. K-Von

2020-ж., 9-авг.
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How to age gracefully is a question people ask themselves all the time, and K-von has all the answers, whether it's proudly showing off your wrinkles, or filling your body with buoyant plastic, there really is no wrong way to age gracefully, just be confident and embrace your wisdom as you get older. Watch "Designer muscles" by K-Von only at
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  • Correction Super Boring as FuKKK.. I guess I had to be there. These ppl must be paid to laugh

    Ellis GrayEllis Gray5 күн мурун
    • @KvonComedy hoping to hear something I could laugh about. I got nothing .. Once again Boring asf. CRICKETS.. period

      Ellis GrayEllis Gray4 күн мурун
    • You keep commenting. So, you keep going back and watching it to fulfill your boring life. Get out there and do better. We're pulling for you!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy4 күн мурун
  • I didn't really get the orange county joke, could someone explain?

    JeremyJeremyАй мурун
    • Implants and injections

      Rebecca LynnRebecca LynnАй мурун
  • Too funny. Next time at the beach. The Game is on! How old is that lady floating. From a distance.

    Mr BlueMr BlueАй мурун
  • Suns out buns out 😂

    Gwenyverre KingGwenyverre King2 ай мурун
  • 🌟🌟

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 ай мурун
  • suns out buns out 😂

    beatleme2beatleme22 ай мурун
  • LOL he's still got it...but when is this from? Also - was hoping he'd turn the heat up in that last story for a little cougar action. ;)

    MsZephyraMsZephyra2 ай мурун
  • his voice reminds me of the youtuber primink

    arc davearc dave2 ай мурун
  • The wall is undefeated!!!

    Ashley ashleyAshley ashley2 ай мурун
  • George Floyd was killed May 25th 2020 and the cops didn't have NO MASK ON 5 MONTHS N2 PANDEMIC . GAME EXPOSED Fluoride in d water must stop cuzz it calcifies your eyes , 3rd eye mainly

    Frania KangFrania Kang2 ай мурун
  • From my own experience, after 25, aging takes off like a Bugatti Veyron on launch control. Death comes quicker than expected for everyone. Are you ready to face it?

    • yesssss

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Always love this fellow's presentations! Very funny!

    NICK ZNICK Z2 ай мурун
    • tank you!!! :) more to come

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Now that's funny.

    truckdriver7696truckdriver76962 ай мурун
    • thank you !

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • I like these jokes. Like the Persian ones too but these are better! Thank you for making me laugh

    AnianAnian2 ай мурун
    • yes. unlike many of the others; I have a college set, cruise set, persian set, then a clean set. it's so fun!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • You get lost come see my forehead 😂😂😂

    ADF MO2ADF MO22 ай мурун
    • that's right. it's a relief map. I also have a few other maps as well.... shhh! LOL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Took me a minute to get the flotation jokes... To be fair, I've never been to Orange County or any of California for that matter.

    Adam WilliamsAdam Williams2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy Touche` lol. The answer, apparently, must be "yes, but not enough." I shall endeavor to enrich my knowledge of this, er, subject matter. Just need to get a chair that slowly rises and falls to avoid eye strain...

      Adam WilliamsAdam Williams2 ай мурун
    • you've seen BayWatch or not?! LoL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • Very true!!

      Amber GilmanAmber Gilman2 ай мурун
  • Guy is boring

    Margaret McLaughlinMargaret McLaughlin2 ай мурун
    • nobody agrees with you yet. you will get there margie...

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • love K-Von’s comedy!

    bear6213bear62132 ай мурун
    • KvonComedy Tanks God! 😁

      bear6213bear62132 ай мурун
    • tank you!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • In my 50s holding up well without anything!. But I don't care what happens. I don't want to look like a frozen plastic goldfish.

    DachdogDachdog2 ай мурун
    • You look fiiiiiine

      jariz26jariz262 ай мурун
    • Ethan Groß ideal weight is not accurately calculated using that method. i’m 168cm and would not be healthy at 158 lbs. its more accurately calculated by finding out your body fat and keeping it in a healthy range! (~18.5-24.99%)

      zoot bootzoot boot2 ай мурун
    • you look lovely as is!

      zoot bootzoot boot2 ай мурун
    • Jog, exercise, and be at the ideal weight (height in cm minus 10 for women) and you will look 20 years younger every decade.

      Ethan GroßEthan Groß2 ай мурун
  • These is so true and very funny 🤣😂😅😄🥰🤩😍🤟💛

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark2 ай мурун
    • tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Everyone loves kvon

    Ved khandalVed khandal2 ай мурун
    • that should be a sitcom!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • This was too short. Since joining club, the comedy on aging is my favorite. This was one of the best on aging. 🤣

    Curbside SeatCurbside Seat2 ай мурун
    • woo hoo! tank you. more for you on my page

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Hilarious😄

    Jonathan RobinsonJonathan Robinson2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy love you kayvon, I'll come to see you perform.

      Jonathan RobinsonJonathan Robinson2 ай мурун
    • :)

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Thank you for making me laugh tonight 😆

    RumChickenBiscuitsRumChickenBiscuits2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy amazing!

      Raukura CaveRaukura Cave2 ай мурун
    • did it for the biskit!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • K-Von is such a funny and sexy man.

    Samantha UtzSamantha Utz2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy Just point out who has been saying otherwise and I'll take care of it for you, Midwestern women don't play 🪓. I got you.

      Samantha UtzSamantha Utz2 ай мурун
    • finally someone agrees!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Hahaha! Well done. Sincerely, your fellow thirty-something.

    Michelle Czarnecki aka BoogawesMichelle Czarnecki aka Boogawes2 ай мурун
    • @Ellis Gray it's simply that you're a boring person

      KvonComedyKvonComedy4 күн мурун
    • Not Funny boring .. I guess I have to be white to get it ..

      Ellis GrayEllis Gray5 күн мурун
    • woo hooo

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Being a Man helps

    Robert BrownRobert Brown2 ай мурун
    • have you tried both? LoL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • K Von is my new funniest comedian 🤣😂😉🤗💜

    J LaJ La2 ай мурун
    • yesssss!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Took me like 15 seconds to get that, "young girls float different" hahahahahaha

    Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug Thomas2 ай мурун
    • @Hoboto Achumi technically it isn't that common. But it is growing in numbers.

      Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug Thomas2 ай мурун
    • @Hoboto Achumi they get butt implants vs breast implants.

      Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug Thomas2 ай мурун
    • butt surgery is all the rage in 2020

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • zebelkhan0001. hahaha now I get it. I didn't know it's that common in U.S (plastic surgery).

      Hoboto AchumiHoboto Achumi2 ай мурун
    • Hoboto Achumi young people enhance their butts so it floats😂

      zebelkhan0001zebelkhan00012 ай мурун
  • HA ha ha ha ha! Costco yes!!!! During the summer it feels so good in there, but in the winter I need an extra jacket! XD XD XD

    againstthetimesagainstthetimes2 ай мурун
    • Good idea! XD

      againstthetimesagainstthetimes2 ай мурун
    • i'm headed there later to cool off LOL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • He's handsome and have a nice body, of course he doesn't have to worry...he's just going to be a handsome old man...lots of women like them, even young girls and teenagers flocked around old and wrinkly Brad Pitt. Now, if we talk about the ugly, fat, unhealthy old men...women might not gonna like them...unless they're rich and royal/generous...😁😅

    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT**ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*2 ай мурун
    • what if they have a yacht!!! then lots of girls

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • He do.

      James McInnisJames McInnis2 ай мурун
  • I'm 55. My plastic surgeon is helping me "age gracefully" 😂

    SJASJA2 ай мурун
    • Yes ..that's REAL!! 4 SURE.. NO GRACE IN AGING.. ITS HORRIBLE!!

      Susan LongSusan Long2 ай мурун
    • If you’re a little bit serious about plastic surgery, you should see an experienced nutritionist then a herbalist instead. Forget all about surgery.

      Mediterranean DietMediterranean Diet2 ай мурун
    • :) we need him!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • FUNNY😂😂😂 This guy nailed it!

    Cee CeeCee Cee2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy Thanks K-Von! 😊

      Cee CeeCee Cee2 ай мурун
    • tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Dry Bar Comedy has quite a globe collection🌏

    YAH's Burnt ButterflyYAH's Burnt Butterfly2 ай мурун
    • yessssss.. where in the world is carmen san diego would be jealous

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Those spin things get me, select your date of birth, and they start with this year. What newborn is able to use them, or even lift their own head?

    Teresa YeatesTeresa Yeates2 ай мурун
    • Rofl!

      AyoLouAyoLou2 ай мурун
    • I will find out

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • This dude is epic!!! I LOL'd

    JrumBeatsJrumBeats2 ай мурун
    • KvonComedy On it!!

      JrumBeatsJrumBeats2 ай мурун
    • tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • I love it when a comedian can deliver funny without profanity, nice job 👍 Extremely funny!

    Dodge Ram 3500 quad turbo dieselDodge Ram 3500 quad turbo diesel2 ай мурун
  • you know you're old when your date is near the bottom. "jeebus, people born in these years are mostly dead. oh. yeh. ".

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 ай мурун
    • lOl

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • I want more content from him💕

    Dorelia CardonaDorelia Cardona2 ай мурун
  • Please explain the Orange county mom joke....please

    kimanikimani2 ай мурун
    • @Dachdog it was Boring asf .. I could play this BS .. to other ppl and they wouldn't laugh.. Funny is Funny .... shouldn't matter im black ...but I am...and its Not funny period

      Ellis GrayEllis Gray5 күн мурун
    • @Ellis Gray it didn't need explaing to the majority of us. And it was FUNNY

      DachdogDachdog5 күн мурун
    • You have to explain a joke. Wow . Case closed. Not Funny

      Ellis GrayEllis Gray5 күн мурун
    • @kimani nor am I but I know what orange county is about.

      Cherie FrenchCherie French2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy oh hey sir. I like your comedy.😂

      kimanikimani2 ай мурун
  • I bet he not from 63rd

    Joseph SimmonsJoseph Simmons2 ай мурун
  • Why can't I get full episodes of this guy's shows?

    That Zambian GirlThat Zambian Girl2 ай мурун
    • tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy on youtube too

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • @The Kid From The Mountain cool, thanks

      That Zambian GirlThat Zambian Girl2 ай мурун
    • You'll get it on the dry bar app

      The Kid From The MountainThe Kid From The Mountain2 ай мурун
  • Who's reelecting D. Trump?

    Lyric MaloLyric Malo2 ай мурун
    • Yeah cause it’s FUN to live in the Joe Exotic of countries.

      Madame RavenMadame Raven2 ай мурун
    • Me!

      Kaiju FighterKaiju Fighter2 ай мурун
    • It's too bad down votes are only used so that it takes so many to hide a comment...and people don't use the button.

      Goddess FourWindsGoddess FourWinds2 ай мурун
    • 🐣

      somethinggoodsomethinggood2 ай мурун
    • Shhhh!!

      curious birdcurious bird2 ай мурун
  • We miss you here bro

    aadi tanuaadi tanu2 ай мурун
    • finally back

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • This channel is awesome. This is what we need through all this life stuff happening!

    MessToModernMessToModern2 ай мурун
  • Sorry..., but cute and funny is the best mix 😁😁😁

    WiL ClarkWiL Clark2 ай мурун
    • tank you!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Hilarious and handsome. What a combo.

    Sara UniyaSara Uniya2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy Oh wow! Almost fell off my chair haha. This is great. Hello there yourself! You're super hilarious and I enjoyed every second, great job! Hope to one day swoon in person 😉.

      Sara UniyaSara Uniya2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy seriously? That's all it takes?

      jsjs2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy 😉

      J.K ŁJ.K Ł2 ай мурун
    • well hi there

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • When You-Know-Who was elected. At this point, I don't doubt people would actually elect Voldermort for Minister of Magic

    André Corazza MiguensAndré Corazza Miguens2 ай мурун
    • @Unprofessional Professor there's nothing ironic about your cherry picking. You act as if OBAMA worked or lived in a vacuum unlike the current administration, he listened to the people around him and worked with folks to make things happen instead of firing anyone who disagreed with him or hiring his rich friends who contributed to his campaign vs hiring competent people for the job. The two Obama taxes were income tax increase for people making 400Grand< a year (they can afford it), and for universal health care, which more than half the country said it wanted and needed to be paid for. The other taxes that went up were from temporary stimulus cuts that were meant to stimulate the economy expiring. All returning us to a similar tax burden below what we had in 2006. Cutting cooperate taxes to by 40% seems to help small businesses... but let's be honest... we know who that cut was for.

      GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy We can call him Tom just to annoy him XD

      André Corazza MiguensAndré Corazza Miguens2 ай мурун
    • never say that name LOL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu No one actually said anything about his suit except the media, as far as I heard. The general complaints I heard were the drone strikes against our own citizens, the drone strikes against civilians overseas (turns out the general public _can_ distinguish a terrorist planning session from a wedding) , the new wars, and the increase in taxes...something that, to date, the current administration can't hold a candle to. The irony.

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • It’s so weird that people ignore everything that’s wrong with that man, and the worst thing they can say about the last guy is he wore a tan suit.

      GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
  • Funny and clean. No swearing. Real humor.

    Carl SchleicherCarl Schleicher2 ай мурун
  • KVons funny... but he’s a trump supporter... let him do his show on Fox News.

    GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu Again, how is that relevant to what Mai said?

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu Like you? I don't know if you're aware, but your comment history exposes you as a hypocrite.

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • @Unprofessional Professor that was for you and your tasteless disgusting comment. Cowards mock the dead.

      GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu "Coward?" I'm curious where you pull that from, let alone how it's relevant to K-Von.

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • Maizen I generally I agree but would you support tacky tasteless joke makers like Unprofessional Coward?

      GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
  • Go easy on Obama. We all know who "You know who is"

    KWAKWA2 ай мурун
    • "come on mannnn... you know the deal!" LoL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Same here lmfao....

    Derrick LopezDerrick Lopez2 ай мурун
    • wooo hoo

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Lol

    Adrian EverettAdrian Everett2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy if you're ever around central Texas let me know. I'd come to a show...

      Adrian EverettAdrian Everett2 ай мурун
    • !!! :)

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Adorable...

    Cynthia CameronCynthia Cameron2 ай мурун
  • Brest implants don’t float real natural large breast with fat float. Tump was the best chose for this country. First jokes not funny.

    • Shhhhhhhh everyone. Trump needs to concentrate....he's about to sign an executive. order.

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.2 ай мурун
    • "you know who" allows every single viewer to know who i'm talking about and be equally annoyed... without me even sayin "who" LoL

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu We're doing better than we've done in decades, you're just looking for something to whine about.

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • @Garconbleu Yeah, you missed the mark on literally everything. He's considerably more coherent than his opponent, and you can't name one time this administration has "wielded tyrannical power against it's own citizens," especially after the last one used predator drones against its own citizens. We've never been a democracy, so that's a moot point and "they're rich" is an ad hominem attack that you weren't going anywhere with anyway. It's not like he hasn't tried to build one, but who was it standing in his way? Democrats and the morons like you who are easily swayed by statements like "It's racist! It's a third of NASA's budget!" without actually looking at the demographic makeup of illegals or NASA's budget. It's not the government's job to give people healthcare and, not that you're a high-information voter so I shouldn't expect you to know this, his replacement was essentially the same thing so you're just whining that got Obamacare. "Hurr durr we're a laughingstock," No, we've been the laughingstock for letting others get by without paying their dues (I don't expect you to understand the UN or NATO). The only reason we're leading in this pandemic is because we have the largest population that's still reporting its cases (and cases that aren't even Covid-19 as Covid-19) weren't one of those idiots that actually _believed_ China has "no new cases," were you? Unemployment would drop immediately if states reopened and "the rich get richer" is neither an argument nor a problem, if you actually knew how wealth and money worked (which, if my state being ranked 49th out of 50 for education taught me that in high school, yours definitely should have).

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 ай мурун
    • somethinggood politically? Well we have the highest office in the nation being run by a man that can’t string 4 coherent sentences together better than a 14 year old, even when he’s not acting like one (rare moments indeed) The current administration has wielded tyrannical power against its own citizens. Our democracy is on the precipice of crashing around our ears before a major election and he’s put rich people in charge of education and the post office, both of which are failing. He’s built no wall and provided no one with health care while dismantling the current health care system that THE PEOPLE not the politicians wanted. We are the laughing stock of the free world... but not in a funny way. Oh and there’s this pandemic who’s impact could have been lessened if this administration hadn’t crippled our pandemic response team. He has made us the #1 death rate for Covid in the world. Unemployment is at an all time high and all the while the rich get richer. I’m sure I missed something.

      GarconbleuGarconbleu2 ай мурун
  • That was f-ing funny K-von !!!😂 Thanks for sharing !

    smokeysallysmokeysally2 ай мурун
    • tank you!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • He's good, I hope to see him on here again!

    Audrey RameyAudrey Ramey2 ай мурун
    • @jessica e Ooh, would like to check that out...but which one made you in tears? I would like to have a good laugh too... 😆

      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT**ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*2 ай мурун
    • He posts really funny stuff on his channel. The one he posted the other day had me in tears

      jessica ejessica e2 ай мурун
    • He has his own KGworld channel full of his stand up! Go check it out.

      JWEC 98JWEC 982 ай мурун
  • Omfgggg the plastic surgery Orange County moms was spot on 😂😂😂

    McKenna EstelleMcKenna Estelle2 ай мурун
    • OMG thank you! I didn't get the joke until I read your comment...😅😅😅 Now I understand why that one float with the butt up...🤣

      *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT**ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*2 ай мурун
    • Aaawwwe ok I thought he was making a fat joke 😂 I like boob jokes better 🤤 🍈 🍈

      Taco Of LoveTaco Of Love2 ай мурун
  • This guy is hilarious, on my top 10 funniest list. Very witty. 😄😉😆😊

    Nena ElliottNena Elliott2 ай мурун
    • @KvonComedy yes, very good taste..

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott2 ай мурун
    • good taste!!!

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Wow im early

    Paul DungoPaul Dungo2 ай мурун
    • I am filled with confusion and other positive emotions and i probably screwed it up but your videos are amazing

      Paul DungoPaul Dungo2 ай мурун
    • early bird

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Yo, that bald guy was a champ for taking that joke in stride 👍

    Caleb TaylorCaleb Taylor2 ай мурун
    • yessss

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун
  • Funny!!! All true, right? You have to laugh and that’s how you can get through it!!!

    drbbassdrbbass2 ай мурун
  • One of my favorite comedians!

    Kailee TierneyKailee Tierney2 ай мурун

    Sarah GoodmanSarah Goodman2 ай мурун
  • Yup I was!

    Lacey G.Lacey G.2 ай мурун
  • First one?!

    Lacey G.Lacey G.2 ай мурун
    • yesssss

      KvonComedyKvonComedy2 ай мурун