English Majors Are Unemployable. Michael Palascak

2020-ж., 25-сен.
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English majors are unemployable, just ask Michael Palascak, no matter what people tell you, you can't get a job if you majored in english. At least thats the general idea behind this clip from Michael Palascak's full Dry Bar Comedy special "1984" If you want to see Michael Palascak's full Drybar comedy special visit www.drybarcomedy.com/michaelp
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  • Brilliant so funny thankyou for bringing laughter to us 🙏😂😂😂😂😂

    Divinely GuidedDivinely Guided7 күн мурун
  • “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬

    Kyle GKyle G9 күн мурун
  • Journalism degrees are no longer worth the paper on which they're written.

    Danyelle RobinsonDanyelle Robinson13 күн мурун
  • Cv1984

    Ryan HultmanRyan Hultman26 күн мурун
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    M CabquiM Cabqui27 күн мурун
  • Ever watch something and someone in the audience laughs too annoyingly so you can't even stand to watch it? No? Just me?.. ok.

    Melinda CMelinda C28 күн мурун
  • This guy reminds me of Jeff Dye and at the beginning he reminds me of the Stuart skit from madtv 😂💀

    AwesomeAsh94AwesomeAsh94Ай мурун
  • I was an English major, the only thing I know about capitalism is if I see a period the next letter should be bigger. LMAO!😆

    Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
  • the capitalism joke sent me

    kirby taylorkirby taylorАй мурун
  • The only thing I know about capitalism is that If I see a period the next letter has to be a capital 😂

    Kardia ClarkKardia ClarkАй мурун
  • I'm an English major who graduated with honors and taught English for four years. . . . Now, I train Labrador Retrievers and make more money than I did as an educator.

    Julia ClarkJulia ClarkАй мурун
    • @Lou K I'm not saying I'm saying that, but...😂

      Julia ClarkJulia Clark23 күн мурун
    • So... Are you saying we value educating our dogs more than we value educating our tiny humans? 😅

      Lou KLou K23 күн мурун
  • Great set, Michael. Thanks for the laughs. Times are tough

    tipperary linkstipperary linksАй мурун
  • This guy's hilarious! 😆😆😆

    Nurse TerraNurse TerraАй мурун
  • Great stuff. I grew up thinking that grammar was an elderly relative.:-)

    Haywire WillyHaywire WillyАй мурун
  • English majors? He just described millennials in general.

    James BarcaJames BarcaАй мурун
  • Write manuals for some tech company. If anyone thinks an English degree is more marketable than that, sorry.

    Nathan HigginsNathan HigginsАй мурун
  • who are these girls in the background laughing after every sentence, i want them at my funural

    EpherumEpherumАй мурун
    • Mine too, but you first. LOL! Just kidding. Like the Vulcans would say "live long and prosper"!

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
  • Should have added "Im gonna need $65 though, I ordered bread-sticks." lol

    MatthewMatthewАй мурун
  • Dude was solid

    LegionLegionАй мурун
  • Some people just aren't as smart as their degrees might indicate.

    Chicano PowersChicano PowersАй мурун
  • Perfect!

    Lindsay PeekLindsay PeekАй мурун
  • I are a English Major. I done good.

    Old WomanOld WomanАй мурун
  • He's a hoot!! Outrageously funny from start to finish. Nothing but love ♥

    Tara HalfbubbleoffTara HalfbubbleoffАй мурун
  • Good different 😂😂😂

    Purple HazePurple HazeАй мурун
  • The girl laughing hysterically in the background really made the jokes funnier than they actually were. He’s still pretty good though.

    drew cdrew cАй мурун
    • Thats why people talk about "good" and "bad" crowds - a good crowd can make almost anyone seem funny. I mean look at Amy Schumer...

      One Million Dead KoalasOne Million Dead Koalas6 күн мурун
    • It's probably his mother. 😆

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
    • Laughing girl is probably a plant. The Japanese call them "sakura" (cherry blossom), meaning someone who pretends to be an enthusiastic audience member.

      Mr SheffnerMr SheffnerАй мурун
  • I'm planning to be an English major. Now I'm reconsidering my choices but I don't know which major to choose!

    Athena Cruz-AlbrechtAthena Cruz-AlbrechtАй мурун
    • @canela mi Ah, okay, well thank you! I still don't know what to do, but you've been very informative. It's so sad that only STEM majors can really have a guaranteed career path, though.

      Athena Cruz-AlbrechtAthena Cruz-AlbrechtАй мурун
    • @Athena Cruz-Albrecht humanities...do you want to pay your bills or pursue your desires?? You want to pay bills, save money and take vacation? Then choose a stable well sought after career. You pursue your passion on the side and if your passion makes money, enough to support you then you go on that path. Don't believe me, google all the people who regret taking the time and money for humanities degree. You're young so this concept is a harsh reality that you may not want to accept. In the end it's up to you to decide.

      canela micanela miАй мурун
    • @canela mi Those are all great majors, but they're all STEM. I don't dislike STEM, nor do I suck at it, but I just don't enjoy it all that much. I love the humanities and want to pursue a humanities major, but I also want to be able to find a job after college (even if it's not super high-paying--just enough to live by and save a little). Honestly I don't really know what to do. Teaching is not my goal in life, so although I am considering it as a career, I don't want to focus my entire major on Education as opposed to English/Linguistics/Literature.

      Athena Cruz-AlbrechtAthena Cruz-AlbrechtАй мурун
    • Reconsider, unless your goal is being a teacher (in that case change your major to teaching). Otherwise do something worth the cost of college. Like, dental hygiene, nurse, engineer (civil, mechanical, or structural) accountant (specialize in taxes), computer science (graphic design/web development). That gives you a few ideas to research. Look around you, and think what types of jobs survive long term despite economic depression, pandemics.

      canela micanela miАй мурун
    • Athena Cruz-Albrecht on my Translation major they make you choose a second and third language to learn.

      Natalia PessoaNatalia PessoaАй мурун
  • That capitalism joke was absolutely brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣 I would love to see the full special with this guy!! 👍🏻

    Mein NameMein NameАй мурун
  • Not funny at all

    Andres FrancoAndres FrancoАй мурун
  • His flow lowkey reminds me of Demetri Martin.

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
    • @Caffeinated Nation agreed, on both points

      Hershel WeaverHershel WeaverАй мурун
    • @Hershel Weaver He's not hilarious but he does warrant a chuckle or two. Also, if your name is Hershel, you invalidate your card to make fun of other people's names.

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationАй мурун
    • The difference is Duh meat tree is not funny.

      Hershel WeaverHershel WeaverАй мурун
  • Sigh, it's true...

    Deborah FairbanksDeborah FairbanksАй мурун
  • Spoken like a true Liberal Arts Major.

    Fred HeiglFred HeiglАй мурун
  • 1984 joke was hilarious 🤣

    Sunny KaySunny KayАй мурун
  • Men aren't funny.

    M SM SАй мурун
    • You must be a man, then...

      Athena Cruz-AlbrechtAthena Cruz-AlbrechtАй мурун
    • @Ray Watson Nah, just a pea brain. Btw, the "sprung" thing totally proves my point. Yikes!

      M SM SАй мурун
    • Um, you have to be educated to get his humor Sprung!

      Ray WatsonRay WatsonАй мурун
    • @Sunny Kay Wrong.

      M SM SАй мурун
    • Women arent funny

      Sunny KaySunny KayАй мурун
  • More please!🤣🤣😂😂

    Jamila JohnsonJamila JohnsonАй мурун
  • He looks like what my neighbor will look like when he's 35

    ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
  • Great ☺️, thank you. I was an English major.

    Mk MMk MАй мурун
  • Hilarious 🥀

    swati srivastavaswati srivastavaАй мурун
  • He's great!

    BarbieBarbieАй мурун
  • In 2008 the country was in a recession. Unfortunately I live in Michigan which managed to upgrade its situation to a full scale depression. Since I had a class a CDL I decided to take a truck driving job. Okay maybe decided is a bit strong. It was the only job available and even that was for a small company headquartered out of state . I was eating dinner at a relatively nice truck stop when a conversation began with another driver. Drivers tend to have a wide range of backgrounds so topics vary widely. The subjects of this encounter were a little bit about the Russian revolution, followed by a long detailed discussion of George Orwell. My excuse for having a background in useless information was that I'm a very fast reader but not very good at choosing material. His excuse was much worse, he actually had a degree in literature. After a while he said something I'll never forget. "A degree in literature is a real truck driver's degree. That's because after you finish you're only qualified for two jobs. Those are teaching literature which doesn't exist or driving a truck. Of course the truck driving part only works if you already knew how to drive a truck before you entered college."

    Kevin DouglasKevin DouglasАй мурун
    • Here in Germany, you'd become a grumpy taxi driver; otherwise the story is the same. Yet so many young people choose to study stuff that everybody knows won't ever pay their bills; because there is little chance for failure, unlike for well-paying degrees like computer science or electrical engineering. So we have the most over-educated taxi drivers in the world.

      Stefan HundhammerStefan HundhammerАй мурун
  • Wheres this persons full special! AMAZING!!!

    Lifestyle TravelLifestyle TravelАй мурун
    • Full vlog? In the links below, but this channel requires a member$hip to $ee the full vid$. Just Google him on YT? Free.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
    • Where's is a contraction of the words WHERE and IS; thus, requires an apostrophe, and I'm not an English major. Just a Paralegal for over 30 years, lol, who bills my time at $200 per hour.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • That less hire-able thing is no joke. 😅

    Bonnie BraeBonnie BraeАй мурун
  • I have 2 friends that are English majors. They have jobs in their professions.

    Cynthia MontgomeryCynthia MontgomeryАй мурун
    • @Sean Miller A lot of people can't write well and even more of them don't know how to use grammar and/or punctuation which generally helps if you don't want to look like an idiot. Just spend five minutes on Twitter and you'll see why the world needs people who actually understand how their language works.

      ElizabethElizabethАй мурун
    • @Mateo how?? It's literally a major that some people pursue. They study linguistics and literature and careers include editors, journalists, professors, writers, etc. That's like saying "I know that 2+2=4, therefore math isn't a profession"

      Athena Cruz-AlbrechtAthena Cruz-AlbrechtАй мурун
    • Sorry but English isn't a profession

      MateoMateoАй мурун
    • @Zom Bee Nature Copywriter, editor, technical writer, freelance writer, etc.

      R ParkerR ParkerАй мурун
    • So does this comedian. He speaks English for a living.

      Rusty LeeRusty LeeАй мурун
  • dude john mulaney was an English major and now hes a comedian haahsh maybe it is the doorway to comedy

    Rachel FernandezRachel FernandezАй мурун
    • I always wondered why I never became a comedian! 🙃

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
  • @ludwig lmfaooo

    ThatGuyDylThatGuyDylАй мурун
  • This is funny because it's so true. Most of my friends were English and Sociology majors and most of them now are doing totally unrelated things. I was a hairdresser for about 30 years.

    Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzАй мурун
  • Mike, great job. Timing, content, it's all there.

    TOTOАй мурун
  • english major here 😔😫😁😶 99% of college diplomas are worthless tho, my cousin drives semi trucks as a business major

    Mark GreenMark GreenАй мурун
    • @Mark Green Their both in the top 3! 😷

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
    • @Clifford Souchet 😁 cattywampus

      Mark GreenMark GreenАй мурун
    • @Mark Green Don't forget Watchamacallit.

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
    • @Clifford Souchet 😀 english is the new foreign language, at least its exotic now, we have words like bumfuzzle 😆

      Mark GreenMark GreenАй мурун
    • @Mark Green I've lived in south Florida all my life and if you don't speak Spanish you're frowned upon. It's sad.

      Clifford SouchetClifford SouchetАй мурун
  • This man is a great comedian I am searching for more material right now keep us laughing we need it

    DASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniDASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniАй мурун
  • He was funny on comedy central

    Time 2 PlayTime 2 PlayАй мурун
  • This guy is super great!! Sharp. Looking at it all from another level.

    red headed stepchildred headed stepchildАй мурун
  • My niece majored in Fine Art. The only job she could find was in an Art museum for $8/Hr. Fortunately she had a minor in English, so she found a job as a substitute teacher. Huh? Huh? Think about that! Huh? (JK)

    Lyle AustinLyle AustinАй мурун
    • To be fair though, what was she expecting after majoring in _fine art?_ it's not like you pass the course and you become Michelangelo. In fact most of the people that major in fine arts probably aren't even very good artists themselves, and the kinds of available jobs certainly aren't "paint the Sistine chapel" or anything. It's either art appraisal, which requires a keen eye and a good memory, or what she was doing - sit in an art museum for peanuts. Thats why, if students are going to be forced to go through this shitty system, they really need some guidance on what majors to study. Its hard enough to get a decent job with a _useful and relevant degree_ , let alone if all you have is something with little to no real world application and a bunch of debt. Im still paying off debt that I wouldn't have now, if I'd just had like 10min of decent guidance from someone who didn't have their own agenda to try to vicariously live through me. Alas.. this is not the world I know.

      One Million Dead KoalasOne Million Dead Koalas6 күн мурун
  • Ryan is a master of comedic timing. SO good!

    Biff Tannen, Esq.Biff Tannen, Esq.Ай мурун
  • 1984 joke was the strongest

    Brent LabasanBrent LabasanАй мурун
    • @Siddhant Banerjee wasn't then, is closer now. Not as close as Brave New World.

      Danyelle RobinsonDanyelle Robinson13 күн мурун
    • @Time 2 Play it's a dystopian novel but not actually what 1984 was like that. The joke is he takes it like it actually is

      Siddhant BanerjeeSiddhant BanerjeeАй мурун
    • I dont get it

      Time 2 PlayTime 2 PlayАй мурун
  • Chicago! 👍

    K4R3NK4R3NАй мурун
  • Irony, 1984

    Nancy ParkerNancy ParkerАй мурун
    • Believe or not. The 80s the best 👌 time of my life, also the 70's. Danm I am old. Hahaha. No regrets.

      Oscar AlvarezOscar AlvarezАй мурун
  • This guy is hilarious. 😂

    sema6008sema6008Ай мурун
    • Liked Michael P's approach to comedy. Hope he does more in the future 🐀☀️✌️

      Elise KearnsElise Kearns28 күн мурун
  • My son was an English major. He went to Evergreen so now he can't spell.

    Triggerhappy RanchTriggerhappy RanchАй мурун
    • 🤣😂🤣

      Resting BitchfaceResting BitchfaceАй мурун
  • This hot

    MrLosAngLesMrLosAngLesАй мурун
  • He’s brilliant!

    CervantesfambamCervantesfambamАй мурун
  • “The only thing I know about capitalism....” Brilliant

    C. H. DeanC. H. DeanАй мурун
    • Ish Eaterson 😇

      C. H. DeanC. H. DeanАй мурун
    • This. This is how you comment and don't blow the joke! Thanks

      Ish EatersonIsh EatersonАй мурун
  • That was really funny and hilarious! I'm going to remember the one about capitalism

    flamingpie hermanflamingpie hermanАй мурун
  • 🇨🇦❤️😷👍🏼

    Sparkles & Cheech Melon Cougar CampSparkles & Cheech Melon Cougar CampАй мурун
    • 🇺🇸 loves 🇨🇦, from somewhere near Seattle... ⚘🕯🙏🕯⚘

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • I earn more annually than 3 out of 4 of my friends with degrees and I have NO STUDENT LOAN DEBT. The 4th inherited a family business. College is more of a gambit than a solution for all.

    I’m from the futureI’m from the futureАй мурун
    • @thorified you are fake news 38 of 40 people arrested for what you call Antifa, have documented ties to the Far-Right. Facts matter.

      Danyelle RobinsonDanyelle Robinson13 күн мурун
    • @trut hurts It is balance. When the Right is out of control it leads to tyranny. When the Left is, it leads to anarchy. The Left employs the tools of Nazism with Antifa mirroring the Brown Shirts and the propaganda through the Fake News. If you are paying attention and in search for the truth, it is obvious. If not, well, it digresses to argument and winning points.

      thorifiedthorifiedАй мурун
    • @trut hurts I'm more concerned about authoritarianism in general than just fascism. Still trying to figure out what puts it on the political right

      ima potatoima potatoАй мурун
    • I know exactly what you. If I had known.

      Always Aim HigherAlways Aim HigherАй мурун
    • @thorified generally people only start to hate their country when their country embraces the cult of fascism

      trut hurtstrut hurtsАй мурун
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    Cord CampbellCord CampbellАй мурун