Don't Say I Love You Too Soon. Michael Palascak

2020-ж., 27-сен.
62 370 Көрүүлөр

Don't say I love you too soon in a relationship, otherwise you'll end up like Michael Palascak on an emotional roller coaster of love. In this clip from Michael Palascak's full Dry Bar Comedy special, Michael breaks down the good and bad of being in a relationship and what happens if you say I love you too soon. Watch "1984" by Michael Palascak only at
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  • I said thank you a few times. I'm old fashioned. Or was it just about the Sex.?

  • He was pretty hilarious

    Kahealani KagawaKahealani Kagawa21 күн мурун
  • "If you want to break up just tell me?!" 😆😆😆

    Unicornucopia WRFGUnicornucopia WRFG21 күн мурун
  • I love these humorous one liners. Can I memorize them and when I use them in face to face discourse there without buying a ticket to see your act first do I have to cite my source there too?

    Frances BernardFrances Bernard23 күн мурун
  • I gave it a Thumbs Up

    oneshot_meoneshot_me27 күн мурун
  • "... uh, we have other customers..." Brilliant!

    Tht1GyTht1Gy28 күн мурун
  • This dude out here looking like a knock off version of shaggy

    ACEYACEY29 күн мурун
  • 🦈🦈🦈🤣😂🥰

    Purple HazePurple Haze29 күн мурун
  • "Uh, we have other customers" HILARIOUS!!!

    Bee MamaBee Mama29 күн мурун
  • this weird lol My name is Michael and I broke up with my EX Samantha last thanksgiving lmfaooo

    Red Ace Wavy BabyRed Ace Wavy Baby29 күн мурун
    • Red Ace Wavy Baby, okay but did she un-invite you to Thanksgiving at the breakup? You could have appeared and your excuse would be she didn't say no and you're practicing to become a comedian so they should just go along with it! Unless she attaches meat to you and brings along an alligator or two!

      UncleEarl97UncleEarl9712 күн мурун
  • 😂🤣🙃

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple29 күн мурун
  • He gets me...loved this special.

    Michael FelsMichael Fels29 күн мурун
  • I'm ready for more... TgT

    tomg cooktowntomg cooktown29 күн мурун
  • He really looks like Rajesh from The Big Bang Theory

    Francesca WilliamsFrancesca WilliamsАй мурун
  • A comedian from Indiana? 😲 I thought the only clown from there was Pence! 😳

    Zom Bee NatureZom Bee NatureАй мурун
  • PLEASE correct the title of this video. "TOO" soon, not "to" soon.

    Pastor Richard Allen FarmerPastor Richard Allen FarmerАй мурун
    • They actually fixed it 😉

      Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson21 күн мурун
  • nice, guy 🌶 🎖

    Sweet Girl***Sweet Girl***Ай мурун
  • Michael Genericwhitecomediandudescak

    Fenixz FilipFenixz FilipАй мурун
  • Excellent comedian! Loved the show

    StevenStevenАй мурун
  • Too* soon

    Walter LoweWalter LoweАй мурун
  • Who's soon?

    odysyrodysyrАй мурун

    Kristaps JudeiksKristaps JudeiksАй мурун
  • He is so hilarious! When is the entire special being posted?

    sema6008sema6008Ай мурун
    • They want you to download their app... Full episodes on it

      Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson21 күн мурун
  • This was fantastic

    deadsy2005deadsy2005Ай мурун
  • The title is wrong. It's *too soon*

    Rick JamesRick JamesАй мурун
  • 😆♥️

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldАй мурун
  • too*

    Big Bang Attack4561Big Bang Attack4561Ай мурун
  • I actually laughed out loud at this. Keep him.

    Nene J. PhillipsNene J. PhillipsАй мурун
  • So funny (but so sad. I hope he's okay)

    RedCaioRedCaioАй мурун
  • This guy is funny and clever, a good combination 😄

    Luken U. SeeLuken U. SeeАй мурун
  • *too

    Lynn HallLynn HallАй мурун
  • When someone asks you to swim with sharks, the first thing you do is check her purse for new insurance policies.

    Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzАй мурун
  • Please fix the title.

    Barbara TBarbara TАй мурун
  • Who is Soon? Why dont you tell them you love them?

    Nathan FranklinNathan FranklinАй мурун
  • He is hilarious!

    Claudine BClaudine BАй мурун
  • Nice

    Galin StaykovGalin StaykovАй мурун
    • Noooooooiiiiiiicccce

      Dennis BarrettDennis BarrettАй мурун
  • He talked so fast I had trouble understanding and I'd really like to hear it. Please wear slightly looser jeans. Seems like a nice person and good material.

    Hope McCubbinHope McCubbinАй мурун
    • Well, Hope, I saw it too, but I can resist, control yourself. TgT

      tomg cooktowntomg cooktown29 күн мурун
    • Wear slightly looser jeans? Feeling tempted, Hope?

      Leena ELeena EАй мурун
  • why does this guy song like kenneth parcell?

    H. Angus MacDonaldH. Angus MacDonaldАй мурун
  • Ronald McDonald, "...we have other customers..." Lol-- so hilarious!!!

    Lucine DarakjianLucine DarakjianАй мурун
  • Hehe, "we have other customers" lol😂

    Meow GaetanMeow GaetanАй мурун
  • If he dyes his hair blond, he would look a bit like Shaggy... or maybe it's just how he's dressed that makes me think that... 🤔😅😂🤣

    Rhosan LaizibloniRhosan LaizibloniАй мурун
    • @Francesca Williams in a way yes!

      nat55nat5525 күн мурун
    • I had to read that twice because my instant reaction was whaaaat someone thinks he looks like the Jamaican ragga star??!!! 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣

      nat55nat5525 күн мурун
    • He also looks like Rajesh from Big Bang theory

      Francesca WilliamsFrancesca WilliamsАй мурун
    • Zoiks!

      hopee changeehopee changeeАй мурун
    • Lol I can see it.

      sema6008sema6008Ай мурун
  • This dudes good 🤣✌️

    StarScream 777StarScream 777Ай мурун
  • Michael was GOOD! Made me laugh. There is no denying it! NICE JOB ! 😁👍🏻

    Mark HendrixMark HendrixАй мурун
  • Lame...

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomАй мурун
  • Maybe I went in too fast after this was posted but I can't find anything by Michael Palascak in the Dry Bar app. Maybe it just hasn't actually been posted yet? EDIT: Eventually found his special by just side scrolling through the new releases in the app and looking for the 1984 title.

    James McKeyJames McKeyАй мурун
    • We had the same problem. Cant find much else by him. Hope he blows up big time.

      Jason RogersJason RogersАй мурун
  • First rate? Yes. YES

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockАй мурун
  • Love this show, I'm so addicted

    Immortal AuraImmortal AuraАй мурун
  • “...So you pretend to be a volunteer, and you lose at ‘The Game of Life’...” Such a great pun for more reasons than one! 😂

    Tyrone PostTyrone PostАй мурун
    • @Clifford Souchet yes.

      Aha DuaAha Dua29 күн мурун
    • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound when it lands!?

      Clifford SouchetClifford Souchet29 күн мурун
    • @Pastor Richard Allen Farmer are you really a pastor? If so I'd like to discuss Christ with you. I am a Hebrew roots Christian, so we're on the same side. And it's a pun because the word Life can refer to the board game, or the concept of living, or a benchmark for lifestyle. Like "ah, this is the Life"

      Aha DuaAha DuaАй мурун
    • @Pastor Richard Allen Farmer - “The truth in me Sees the truth in you While other truths Are also true Those other truths Might seem MORE true But the truest truths Are truths we choose” -TNP 2020 If you see nothing, that doesn’t mean nothing is there...

      Tyrone PostTyrone PostАй мурун
    • Not a pun.

      Pastor Richard Allen FarmerPastor Richard Allen FarmerАй мурун
  • @20:04 Is there a reason for poorly worn pants?

    sickof stupidpplsickof stupidpplАй мурун
    • The neck of his shirt is also stretched out 🤭

      Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson21 күн мурун
    • @guringai Namaste.

      Tony SantaTony Santa29 күн мурун
    • They are comparatively very good compared to my town

      guringaiguringaiАй мурун
  • Haven’t watched dry bar in a while and this is a pleasant surprise for today! Great vid!

    Colton FrederickColton FrederickАй мурун
  • Too * not to

    Lee HansonLee HansonАй мурун
    • Got to correct that; embarrassing.

      Zaine RidlingZaine RidlingАй мурун
    • @Lee Hanson LOL

      InsomniaInsomniaАй мурун
  • Oh hilarious!!!!!! So good!!

    Arthur HarrisArthur HarrisАй мурун
  • 😄

    Daniel martinDaniel martinАй мурун
  • 1st

    Andrew BowersAndrew BowersАй мурун
    • You know what I’m just joking chill out

      Andrew BowersAndrew BowersАй мурун
    • No one cares

      L WL WАй мурун