Dating Over 40 Is Like Thrift Store Shopping. Joe DeVito - Full Special

2020-ж., 16-июл.
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dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping and Jo DeVito has plenty of experience with it. Whether you're a huge fan of last seasons styles or are really good at finding your size among all the strange sizes, Joe Devito's metaphors for dating over 40 are spot on!
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  • You are hilarious begining to end. 😂😂😂😂✌️

    Theresa HeywoodTheresa Heywood34 мүнөт мурун
  • This guy is halarious

    Zachary DenoyaZachary Denoya4 саат мурун
  • I laughed the entire 35 min. Almost 50 and I think you made me pull a stomach plantarsoris muscle. The back and eye drops.... 😂😂Started out funny & ended funny. 🤠

    Tony WigginsTony Wiggins20 саат мурун
  • Well, thaty was most enjoyble. Good set!

    George PopeGeorge PopeКүн мурун
  • "It's not just that"

    George PopeGeorge PopeКүн мурун
  • I really enjoyed this. Lmao

    AnnaAnnaКүн мурун
  • Boy, he's sure correct about doctors attitude concerning us old geezers.

    Tom NekudaTom NekudaКүн мурун
  • Women think (GUYS OVER 50)Creepy n Old!!!So True🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Vince TorrezVince TorrezКүн мурун
  • LOL. This is funny!!! 😂😂

    Norma CortesNorma Cortes2 күн мурун
  • Guys do lie on height lol 😂

    Misa MisaMisa Misa2 күн мурун
  • “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭3:16‬

    Kyle GKyle G2 күн мурун
  • I just read the label Shop in another place you're aiming to low

    Vivien RhodesVivien Rhodes2 күн мурун
  • first time I heard him........Outstanding, had me cracked up all the way.

    ProvidenceProvidence2 күн мурун
  • Dating after SIXTY is like going to the FOOD PANTRY !!

    Anthony HamiltonAnthony Hamilton3 күн мурун
  • I am so glad I ran into this video. He is hilarious!! I'm sharing this with my friends!

    Betty GaffneyBetty Gaffney3 күн мурун
  • If a woman demands an expensive first date, you just got a warning.

    A. D.A. D.3 күн мурун
  • Trying to decide if this is more funny or sad, cuz its true.

    Bob DobalinaBob Dobalina3 күн мурун
  • Stay single guys you're so much better off.

    Ethan SlicerEthan Slicer4 күн мурун
  • Very funny, I know how it feels, I just got thrown back into the POOL!! Divorced, 56yrs old..But lemme tell ya. I'm no TJ MAXX.. Im Ross all the way just a bit irregular..haha

    caillin kelly-bartoluccicaillin kelly-bartolucci4 күн мурун
  • Advice to all men: just stay single Only women benefit from marriage and relationships

    Mr SlateMr Slate4 күн мурун
    • Here here

      Ethan SlicerEthan Slicer4 күн мурун
  • I’d like to think “ I look amazing at 50!” But I actually do

    Alyce KleinAlyce Klein5 күн мурун
  • God, I'm just gone hysterical, hilarious

    Тоня ДурмановаТоня Дурманова6 күн мурун
  • Brilliant.

    CutZy McCallCutZy McCall6 күн мурун
  • What a great time!👍 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Betty MorenoBetty Moreno6 күн мурун
  • All so true 😆 lol!

    nancy quinonesnancy quinones6 күн мурун
  • This guy is great 😂😂😂

    Chris WalkerChris Walker7 күн мурун
  • Having done a little stand up when I was younger I can honestly say this guy is so good! His banter is effortless and flows. I laughed without even thinking about it. Bravo!

    David SobelDavid Sobel7 күн мурун
  • What a great comedian. Anyone who can do clean comedy and have me laughing so hard I snort is, in my opinion, a genius in his craft. His transitions are smooth too.. love it! Nothing funnier than the truth.

    Barbara LemarierBarbara Lemarier7 күн мурун
  • This guy knows timing and delivery. So good.

    Andrew BorneAndrew Borne7 күн мурун
  • What a great set! Watched and laughed all the way through😄

    aannaaanna7 күн мурун
  • Omg, I have not laughed so NON-STOP, to where I had to keep pausing it to recover, in ... forever?! 😂😂🤣😂🤣

    Julie BJulie B7 күн мурун
  • "One dreadlock growing out the side like a Slim Jim"

    Ipsum StultusIpsum Stultus7 күн мурун
  • PERFECT..I'M 67 years..I'm like your parents too. But I almost died laughing at ALL your jokes but also I got CHF haha

    shirley Scalesshirley Scales8 күн мурун
  • This is one of the funniest sets I have ever seen. If your over 40!

    Theresa BlackTheresa Black8 күн мурун
  • He looks great for his age

    Fatiah IstiqomahFatiah Istiqomah8 күн мурун
  • This guy is so right, it is scary. The thing with the gas pedal drives me nuts. I feel like sitting in a sailing flounder in my dad's car, him driving. Doesn't matter though. Dad, I love you!

    suneku78suneku788 күн мурун
  • Where is his Netflix special?

    comer7619comer76198 күн мурун
  • He is so funny I love this guy

    Richard VolkRichard Volk8 күн мурун
  • He was great on Dr Katz too

    Lilly DespinaLilly Despina9 күн мурун
    • oh I wish. That show was on before I started

      Joe DeVitoJoe DeVito9 күн мурун
  • Hilarious! I laughed so hard and I am seventy-two!

    Barbara MajoyBarbara Majoy9 күн мурун
  • You're not in hair trouble until you put the mechanical nose trimmer in a nostril and hear it quickly grind to a halt right before smoke escapes it. Also, in 1975, we called Windows DOS1.0. It came on punch cards.

    Terry SutherlandTerry Sutherland9 күн мурун
  • I can so relate to Joe's comedy theme. Not that I haven't had many opportunities, especially for a woman my age (picture's a week old & untouched), but I haven't been laid since 2008. And yes, I've all my extremities, and look exactly like the picture. Chew on that for a while.

    Gladys AliceaGladys Alicea9 күн мурун
  • He was great! I almost didn't watch this. Glad I did!!!

    AweSum PowerZAweSum PowerZ9 күн мурун
  • Dating at any age is Impossible. Crazy people everywhere.

    David CoxeDavid Coxe9 күн мурун
  • Good bit Joe I’m sitting here by myself with headphones on and two or three times you litterally had me laughing out loud with tears rolling down my face

    Craig MonteforteCraig Monteforte9 күн мурун
  • Clearing the throat had me laughing the most

    Greyham MoonganGreyham Moongan9 күн мурун
  • Funny Dude.

  • Thank you so much for this priceless gem. Crying with laughter 😂😂😂😂

    michele Turleymichele Turley10 күн мурун
  • Joe thank you 4 this 😅🤣😂🤣🤣😄😁 you are hysterical & I needed it!

    Kasie MachadoKasie Machado10 күн мурун
  • I had to pause midway just so I could catch my breath. I could not have been in the live audience-- they would have asked me to leave. This man is HILARIOUS! I almost pulled my back out, laughing so hard. DeVito is dangerous! :)

    StrawberryQwikStrawberryQwik10 күн мурун
  • "naked standing on a scale holding a bank statement".

    no yesno yes10 күн мурун
    • I still say the perfect date is swimming then dinner.

      Ethan SlicerEthan Slicer4 күн мурун
  • Absolutely Loved this..I just happened upon this video, too darn funny...

    Divine KatalinDivine Katalin10 күн мурун
  • Boy I'd date him!! So funny would keep you laughing all the time that would be a joy indeed!!!

    Jersey StotlerJersey Stotler10 күн мурун
  • what a talent

    John CapoJohn Capo10 күн мурун
  • I just needed this tonight. I haven't laughed like this in ages!! What a riot.

    aurabloreaurablore11 күн мурун
  • I like this guy.

    Jeff JonesJeff Jones11 күн мурун
  • I like this guy.

    Jeff JonesJeff Jones11 күн мурун
  • OMG I have tears coming down my eyes he was so Flippin funny from beginning to end I couldn’t catch my breath!!!!!!!!

    Joy MarieJoy Marie11 күн мурун
  • Very funny

    Patricia JusticePatricia Justice11 күн мурун
  • When he said, "no, our time was 1998!" Lol I was born in 1998

    BritiBriti11 күн мурун
    • @Joe DeVito as an introvert I will gladly take the punishment, being grounded sounds nice Haha 😜

      BritiBriti11 күн мурун
    • That's it - you're grounded :)

      Joe DeVitoJoe DeVito11 күн мурун
  • I love me some comics. But not too many of them have me about falling off my chair every 3 seconds. This guy is a gem. Why have I never heard his name before? The only one who comes to mind that just knocks it out of the ballpark with every other sentence is Kathleen Madigan. Joe needs a Netflix Special. Some of those who seek to provide the funny just have a knack and natural ability. Big thumbs up to this funny guy.

    Jan VanJan Van11 күн мурун
    • Thanks Jan! I love Kathleen too

      Joe DeVitoJoe DeVito11 күн мурун
  • People over 25 never look behind them as they back out.

    nicely donenicely done11 күн мурун
  • Sides and back are better than "Oldielocks."

    nicely donenicely done11 күн мурун
  • He is adorably HILARIOUS!!!!!

    Siouxanne BuehrerSiouxanne Buehrer11 күн мурун
  • He’s awesome! Very funny! I laughed si hard 😂😂😂

    Naz SNaz S11 күн мурун
  • Thank you for sharing good Funny is so Funny

    edylc nostreboredylc nostrebor12 күн мурун
  • I laughed till I cried, so relatable and funny. Clean and funny.

    wellington whitewellington white12 күн мурун
  • A Bank Coffee Date is a Great Idea, Free Coffee for Free Women!

    Rex Red PillRex Red Pill12 күн мурун
  • 🤣😅😆😃🥰🤩😍🤟🤟👍👍💛🧡💗💖💝 I love it when he says why am I feeding you is this Meals on Wheels🥩🍰so true love it

    Marie ClarkMarie Clark13 күн мурун
    • I don't condone foodie calls.

      Ethan SlicerEthan Slicer4 күн мурун
  • I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

    MeluvkatzMeluvkatz13 күн мурун
  • It is funny, because it is true!

    victoria b.victoria b.13 күн мурун

    Sarva Yoga TarotSarva Yoga Tarot13 күн мурун
  • This guy is hilarious, I was choking, I was laughing so hard

    vincent schoenekasevincent schoenekase14 күн мурун
  • Time stamp!! 🤣🤣🤣

    D WilsonD Wilson14 күн мурун
  • This guy is the funniest I’ve seen on Dry Bar! I’d like to see him get a HBO special.

    Lori RosenauLori Rosenau14 күн мурун
  • OMG! That’s the way my husband drove! I called it carousel driving ,drive up and fall back ,drive up an fall back. 🤣🤣🤣

    Lori RosenauLori Rosenau14 күн мурун
  • OMG. He is incredibly funny! Great material and what timing!

    frengiz surtyfrengiz surty14 күн мурун
  • Love this guy! Hilarious!!!

    DavidDavid14 күн мурун
  • Now this is how you complain about being old. Make it funny.

    AdraidoAdraido14 күн мурун

    Magda HillerMagda Hiller14 күн мурун
  • Crazy women, that is the majority.

    D KahnD Kahn14 күн мурун
  • He is awesome !

    james waibeljames waibel14 күн мурун
  • Great Show....Funny stuff !

    WATTScostumesWATTScostumes14 күн мурун
  • Dude is hilarious!

    Karen LoudenKaren Louden14 күн мурун
  • If a person isn’t likable to share a meal with, there’s no point. If a woman isn’t modest, kind, and principled, there’s no point. There are a lot of 50+ people that are single because their soulmate decided to play the prostitute or Peter Pan. It’s a real shame. Then again, that’s one more unhappy couple that doesn’t need a divorce.

    HSM-18HSM-1814 күн мурун
  • Had to get a leaf bag for my nose and ear hair trimmer.

    Charles aka Medijine TimeCharles aka Medijine Time14 күн мурун
  • Carol is my middle name but I'm not a NUT job!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    Catie SCatie S14 күн мурун
  • The jokes are so obvious and hackneyed but the audience loves it. I have to start dumbing down my material!

    pas9ifypas9ify15 күн мурун
  • This guy had me roaring!

    Christopher BarrowsChristopher Barrows15 күн мурун
  • I couldn't stop laughing 🤣

    Physical's mental wellnessPhysical's mental wellness15 күн мурун
  • This dude was a continuous laugh😆

    cbeady1313cbeady131315 күн мурун
  • One joke comes dangerously close to Louis CK’s “old people injury problems” joke.

    George EdwardsGeorge Edwards15 күн мурун
  • I’m 45 and if I divorce that’s it I’m done. It ain’t worth the hassle plus people just suck

    GruntGrunt15 күн мурун
  • Excellent. Loved every minute of it.

    Adriana DetrinidadAdriana Detrinidad15 күн мурун
  • I loved your routine . I’m 57 divorced and laughed and laughed .

    Lynn SidranskyLynn Sidransky16 күн мурун
  • I'm 50 and I'm still happy meeting people the... OLD FASHIONED WAY... but it's not like it once was. Kinda hard and really weird going up to someone at the supermarket. But sometimes someone says ok I'll get your phone number. 😀

  • I never laugh so hard on this guy. hahaha

    eded16 күн мурун
  • I'm this guy's age, and everything he's saying is happening to me at this moment.

    Language LabLanguage Lab16 күн мурун
  • 😆

    Tina KeegstraTina Keegstra16 күн мурун
  • 🤦‍♂️ It's funny because it's true.😅

    Carlos GalvanCarlos Galvan16 күн мурун