Cats Belong On The Streets. Doug Thompson - Full Special

2020-ж., 24-сен.
119 414 Көрүүлөр

Cats belong on the street, at least that what Doug Thompson thinks! Do you think cats belong in the house, or do you think cats should stay outside? In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Doug Thompson, Doug breaks down the joys of cat and dog ownership and all the unpleasant things you get to deal with.
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  • I had to pause this one half way through because my ribs hurt so bad from laughing. I can totally relate to that sock thing.

    A JA J8 күн мурун
  • So funny!

    Curious oneCurious one8 күн мурун
  • I love tacos, burritos, gorditas, etc.!

    Michael ArdonMichael Ardon11 күн мурун
  • Didnt laugh even once, prob coz it was about his kids, poops, dog farts and 'back in the day' for the greater part. Very cliche. I'm usually a huge fan of Dry Bar comedians.

    SandroidSandroid13 күн мурун
  • This dude sucks

    Dallas DukeDallas Duke13 күн мурун
  • This isn't comedy this is disgusting.

    Patrick LowneyPatrick Lowney13 күн мурун
  • My dog LOVES his "Poopsicles" . I have to muzzle him when he goes out or he'll clean the yard for me.

    Mariah MakinenMariah Makinen14 күн мурун
  • Omg I love him. He’s hilarious!!! I’ve been binge watching the dry bar comedy videos!!! Oh my goodness I wanna visit Provo Utah n come hang out at the dry bar. Maybe for my honeymoon 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣💜🌸

    Perfectly Imperfect_85Perfectly Imperfect_8514 күн мурун
  • Our beagle used to poop outside, in the winter, and turn around and eat it. We’d see her do it and holler to the other,”Judy’s havin’ a hot breakfast again!”.

    Janet RossJanet Ross15 күн мурун
  • That people food thing is a myth. Complete BS.

    Drtbag39Drtbag3916 күн мурун
  • 9:08 14:00😂😂

    Top InezTop Inez21 күн мурун

    Dy RichDy Rich21 күн мурун
  • The dog with the Cosby sweater 😂

    Ime AunjieIme Aunjie25 күн мурун
  • I own two cars and he’s spot on!!! Lol

    Angelofmusic WonderAngelofmusic Wonder27 күн мурун
  • I’m laughing so hard! It’s so true!

    Cynthia TinglerCynthia Tingler29 күн мурун
  • *Me sitting among my three cats*: I’m gonna watch this. *me still among the cats*: that was great! I’m sending it to everyone!

    Abbie RamsayAbbie RamsayАй мурун
    • aww, what are their names? Mine are Tabbitha, Cranberry, and Hanukkah.

      Abbie RamsayAbbie Ramsay27 күн мурун
    • Abbie Ramsay me too. My two cats are lying on the bed next to me.

      Angelofmusic WonderAngelofmusic Wonder27 күн мурун
  • my kids are grown and gone my wife treats the dogs like toddlers

    roy vincentroy vincentАй мурун
  • The first time I played Just Dance I practically threw my back out because I went at it to hard.

    cupcakesimulationcupcakesimulationАй мурун
  • 😁👌🏻

    Petalyn AlbertPetalyn AlbertАй мурун
  • Really enjoyed this guy !!

    Karen RainyKaren RainyАй мурун
  • Not fond of cats. Dogs rule. Cats? Cats belong in the barn chasing vermin.

    KingTesticusKingTesticusАй мурун
  • Eeeeewww

    Effort ForeverEffort ForeverАй мурун
    • I love all animals but cats are my least favorite

      Effort ForeverEffort ForeverАй мурун
  • I had a dog that could shoot a fart under a door so she wouldn't have to smell it, while I was eating.

    Will BakerWill BakerАй мурун
  • Disgusting

    Reclaiming MyTimeReclaiming MyTimeАй мурун
  • CATS are better than most people.

    Debra JenkinsDebra JenkinsАй мурун
  • Who the hell did this poor guys make-up?! It's sooooooo distracting.

    jeremy toutainjeremy toutainАй мурун
  • Not many people use the word davenport but my parents did.

    Choco LatteChoco LatteАй мурун
    • chesterfield

      Joe ArmstrongJoe ArmstrongАй мурун
  • He was absolutely amazing

    DASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniDASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniАй мурун
  • You gave me a memory, Doug. Haven't been physically able to drive for years. When I was able to I had a thing I would do with "tailgaters". As I watched in the rear-view mirror, when they got real close I would tap on the brake, then let up. That got their attention, not for long, though.They would creep up, brake tap. The third time it wasn't a "tap". Never got rear ended, couple times I had to pull to the side. I wished I could find a bumper sticker- "I brake for tailgaters.

    Katie DrewKatie DrewАй мурун
  • Sneezed and blew my back out- yep that happened!😀😁😂👍

    Gene HasenbuhlerGene HasenbuhlerАй мурун
  • This man has too man poop and vomit jokes 🤮

    Dominik KrömerDominik KrömerАй мурун
  • I love this guy, BUT, where is the cats part?

    simosc2simosc2Ай мурун
  • Thank you for the teenage memories I had long forgotten.

    simosc2simosc2Ай мурун
  • Only a Doug would name a video 'this' ;)

    Rahul RathodRahul RathodАй мурун
  • Blame It ooooooonnnn the rain😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This guy is awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Just Call Me ChosenJust Call Me ChosenАй мурун
  • I'm 32 and I sneezed two weeks ago and have been off work ever since. I tore muscles in my back, my hip and my quad lol

    Antonio SmithAntonio SmithАй мурун
  • @1:28 "start licking my ear" and they are thinking "this is just the right size for a bite; wonder what would happen if I just chomped a chunk off... just a little chomp huh?"

    edward lewisedward lewisАй мурун
  • don't own cats...they own you.

    lena pettaylena pettayАй мурун
    • You own them or they no longer exist.

      StarkStarkАй мурун
  • First world problems i see..let me guess you are pissed that you couldnt pre-order ps5 or xbox am i right?

    Lorenzo Von MatterhornLorenzo Von MatterhornАй мурун
  • Luv this guy! Kept my attention the entire time. I was cracking up even though I was doing the dishes in the early morning. Now that's a feat!

    susan Ritcheysusan RitcheyАй мурун
  • Made my day🤣

    Bob Schoepen jrBob Schoepen jrАй мурун
  • The non-scatalogical parts were funny, but sparse.

    amybee40amybee40Ай мурун
  • Oh my gosh sooooo funny

    Terri DrollingerTerri DrollingerАй мурун
  • Are all these specials from before covid?

    Darah TDarah TАй мурун
  • Kids dont have it easier just because you where slightly inconvenienced by things.

    Mac MashPotatoMac MashPotatoАй мурун
    • Slightly inconvenienced? The internet makes things SO much easier for kids these days! If you had a report to do, you had to go to the library, look thru their index for the books you needed (which were on little cards in a filing cabinet, NOT on the computer), go find those books and pull them off the shelf, then read thru them all to find what you needed and then write your entire report by hand. We couldn't just Google it and have everything right there. And that's just 1 example. I take it you're young...

      Catherine ChristyCatherine ChristyАй мурун
    • aww, you'll understand some day.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. ClothierАй мурун
  • After awhile it picked up. And a ittle while longer, improved soime more: Bravo ~

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockАй мурун
  • Got left in the car many times...with my sisters and cousins!!! 😎

    Glenn SharkGlenn SharkАй мурун
    • @Glenn Shark Well you aren't a human. Maybe sharks have different methods of demonstrating affection? Clearly you weren't eaten!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceАй мурун
    • Great, I thought my mom loved me.

      Glenn SharkGlenn SharkАй мурун
    • If they loved you they offered to leave the radio on.

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceАй мурун
  • Barbie’s fingers to get food off your teeth hahah I used to do that when I was little. 😂😂

    J BladeJ BladeАй мурун
    • I've never done it but it gives me an idea 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine ChristyАй мурун
  • To solve the issue of cats flinging litter box contents everywhere, put the litter box inside a cardboard box and cut a half of the cardboard box side out to the top of the litter box. That way the cat(s) can still get inside.

    title10title10Ай мурун
    • M

      Don KoffelDon KoffelАй мурун
  • 🙄 I don't know about you but, I loved it all. 😂🤣🙃 Thank you Dry Bar I give it ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleАй мурун
    • Yup! I agree with this 😂

      Claire - Heart Handmade UKClaire - Heart Handmade UKАй мурун
  • Gives me strong Tim Hawkins vibes! Love it

    Gwenyverre KingGwenyverre KingАй мурун
  • Good man

    Brian BoysBrian BoysАй мурун
  • My new favorite. Saving this one to listen to over and over

    40stefanie40stefanieАй мурун
  • Lol😂😁 very funny guy lol so can relate when comes to cats lol

    JessicaJessicaАй мурун
  • Honesty, I don't think its a bit funny. I think its disgusting talking about something that osnt funny. Where does it say that this humor is funny? Oh well ,_who cares ,_right? The fact that dogs and cats can't hold their tail down, or dogs. Disgusting creatures. I don't own either and never will. As far as o am concerned ,_they have short memories, and as about worthless as tits on a bore hog. If you like them,_that's OK. Nothing wrong with either. They ate both watch alarms. But,_forget itfor me. I can barely take care if myself let alone have either. Especially if I don't have a job . been out of work for 2 years. Couldn't afford either. Anyway, I am going to stop watching this tasteless humor. Not funny at all.

    William RogersWilliam RogersАй мурун
  • Awesome!

    averagemodeleraveragemodelerАй мурун
  • Cassettes vs iPods. I had 4 cassette cases with 50 cassettes in each. About 2200 songs and all of then just about fit on my phone. I have a bootleg tape of Ozzy Ultimate Sin tour live concert I recorded. You could have gone to jail for that. Now people bring out their phones and record.

    Flash-Of-The-BladeFlash-Of-The-BladeАй мурун
  • Do people in Provo Utah even know who Rob Zombie is?

    Flash-Of-The-BladeFlash-Of-The-BladeАй мурун
    • @Tommi Baker Are you saying that the Wiseguys crowd would get it? 😅

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceАй мурун
    • Provo,yes people attending Dry Bar no

      Tommi BakerTommi BakerАй мурун
    • Yeah I doubt it cuz they didn't laugh nearly as hard as I did! 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine ChristyАй мурун
    • @Angry Applesauce I know neither am I idiot? okOk I'll look them up.

      Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockАй мурун
    • Does Rob Zombie know who Rob Zombie is?

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceАй мурун
  • 5:47 🤣😂🤣😂 I can't breathe! So funny!

    IntrepidFraidyCatIntrepidFraidyCatАй мурун
  • You could play a drinking game with how many times this guy says Poop 😏 You would be on the floor ... Then talking to the poop receptacle all night long... 😁

    Mark HendrixMark HendrixАй мурун
  • Dogs love you. Cats don't love you. They love themselves on you.

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteerАй мурун
    • @CJ Lilac I guess you're right. My wife and I are celebrating our 6th decade together. Gotta be something wrong with at least one of us.

      Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteerАй мурун
    • Ferengi profiteer not psycobabble if it’s true

      CJ LilacCJ LilacАй мурун
    • Nobody else love cats for being cats and dogs for being dogs?

      Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteerАй мурун
    • Nathan Hermond the quieter is debatable but I agree with everything else

      CJ LilacCJ LilacАй мурун
    • Wrong! Cats are just as loving and affectionate as dogs. Also less work. And quieter. I should know since I work with a foster/adoption organization for cats and dogs.

      Nathan HermondNathan HermondАй мурун
  • OMGosh! Throwback to the tape recorder play and record button, trying to cut out the DJ. I remember using a biro pen trying to get the unravelled stuff into the cassette. Cats are fab and belong in homes and hearts. I had no idea dogs ate their own turds. He's very funny!

    Reehana TajReehana TajАй мурун
    • @Kurt E. Clothier My dog owned it. He'd get mad when we'd leave and crap in front of the door. Come home, he'd be a few feet away staring at us with this look "Yeah, I did that. Teach you to leave me alone."

      Drtbag39Drtbag3916 күн мурун
    • Yeah, I agree with Kurt. Usually they don't eat their own turds unless trying to hide it, or if they are just retarded. And my dog used to get in our cat's litter box and eat her poop, my ex called them crunchies! Lol we had to put up a baby gate to keep him out cuz I'd have to scrape the clumping litter off the roof of his mouth and outta his throat so he wouldn't choke. Not very smart when it came to that... 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine ChristyАй мурун
    • @Jeremy Moulton dogs shouldn't eat their own. the most common reason I know of for them to do it is fear they will get in trouble later. Like if the owner came home and got mad at them and rubbed their nose in poop they left in the house. But some dogs are just dumb and eat it for no reason.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. ClothierАй мурун
    • I recorded the audio of entire movies on cassette tapes. I thought I'd beat the system!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceАй мурун
    • Oh yeah, SOME dogs do, they'll eat their own, another dog's, but the favorite is CAT crap! We call them almond roca. So gross.

      Jeremy MoultonJeremy MoultonАй мурун
  • If people felt that their car and possessions were safe with the windows down, it would be ok to leave the kids in a car. No. Electric windows make escape impossible with the engine turned off. So. Blame the Autotheft Industry.

    Deborah DuthieDeborah DuthieАй мурун
    • It is never ok to leave your kids in the car for multiple reasons, having absolutely nothing to do with the auto theft industry. 1st, like Kurt said, it depends on the weather, if its too hot or too cold. But most importantly, you can't 100% trust that they aren't gonna open the door and wander away. And there are a LOT of psychopaths out there and they could just walk up and take your kid. If you love your kids and care about their safety and well-being, then you would never even think about leaving them in the car...

      Catherine ChristyCatherine ChristyАй мурун
    • You also have to worry about it being too hot/cold for kids in there during most of the year.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. ClothierАй мурун
  • Cats should be in the house but Doug you stay up on that stage because you are not only funny but so relatable. Thanks for the laughs.☺😂🙋‍♀️

    Lu KaplanLu KaplanАй мурун
    • Cats certainly do NOT belong outside, you are correct Lu Kaplan.

      nuaru100nuaru10029 күн мурун
    • @jeremy toutain If you are allergic, don't get a cat.

      StarkStarkАй мурун
    • Not when you're allergic they don't.

      jeremy toutainjeremy toutainАй мурун
  • Wow, He was dull. Nothing really struck me as laugh out loud funny... Now haters are going to hate.

    ravenloransravenloransАй мурун
    • ....I find my mood effects the way I see comics , sometimes nothing is funny .

      sue easonsue easonАй мурун
    • the go to for a lot of "clean" comedy routines is to talk about old stuff, like, " hey remember when we used a coat hanger as an antenna? good times!"

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. ClothierАй мурун
    • The jokes were funny, the delivery needed work. If he keeps working he will get better in time.

      nadtnadtАй мурун
    • @Erica Allbright yea its a safe kind of everyday life kinda comedy

      Delron MackayDelron MackayАй мурун
    • It's a certain kind of comedy for sure... super clean, homely... which when you have dry bar comedy the easiest route is the poop route so it's not everyone's cup of tea lol

      Erica AllbrightErica AllbrightАй мурун
  • Guess he doesn't know cats. You don't own a cat , they allow you to be around them.

    Frank MooreFrank MooreАй мурун
    • @CJ Lilac We get it, cats are great, you just suck.

      StarkStarkАй мурун
    • Maesterful stfu

      CJ LilacCJ LilacАй мурун
    • Yeah they're pricks all right

      MaesterfulMaesterfulАй мурун
  • This guy was great!! 😀😀

    Jacqueline HunterJacqueline HunterАй мурун
  • I love this guy best stand-up in years

    Josh WheelerJosh WheelerАй мурун
  • This guy looks like Edward Richtofen

    Stalin's MoustacheStalin's MoustacheАй мурун
    • Stalin's Moustache “oohhhh vundabar!!!”

      Alex KritikosAlex KritikosАй мурун
    • @Alex Kritikos "That is not a lever Richtofen!!"

      Stalin's MoustacheStalin's MoustacheАй мурун
    • Zie doctor loves shtabbing

      Alex KritikosAlex KritikosАй мурун
  • Diseñador inteligente 66

  • Diseñador inteligente 66

    Luis Alfredo Viloria AbreuLuis Alfredo Viloria AbreuАй мурун
  • My cats don't even cover their poo. 🤦‍♀️ But they'll look at it, get spooked or something and dart out of the box to the other end of the house and that says a lot bc my cats are hefty, both 13lbs. Lol

    Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonАй мурун
    • My daughters cat weighs 28 pounds and I don’t even wanna look at it in the litter box. He’s a Maine coon and he’s not overweight at all.

      Janet RossJanet Ross14 күн мурун
    • 😂😂

      Essence MassonEssence MassonАй мурун
  • Funny guy!

    Liane HuntingLiane HuntingАй мурун
  • Same

    Snowstorm JinxSnowstorm JinxАй мурун
  • Best starting quote to a clip so far.

    Matt HaneyMatt HaneyАй мурун
    • I loved "we are all one amazon click away from buying an orange cone and making traffic go wherever we want"

      HolybudHolybudАй мурун
  • This guy is funny!!! 😊😃

    Kathryn JohnsonKathryn JohnsonАй мурун
  • Cats pick who they want to be with. No matter what

    bob Thomasbob ThomasАй мурун
    • ​@ursamagick MT Do you even own a cat?

      TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlueАй мурун
    • @JeAnna They don't get to choose... and I recently had a conversation with their leader ( I speak a few of the most common cat tongues ) and it was confirmed that they don't care. They're pretty hard to understand as they're kind of dumb... so the conversation was more like: "Food. like food. blob has food. like my butt". Unless you speak any of the cat tongues, you won't understand the nuances, so you'll have to trust me.

      TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlueАй мурун
    • TheNewGreenIsBlue stfu, cats are smarter than dogs

      CJ LilacCJ LilacАй мурун
    • Sounds like any animal or person, that being said, one does not always choose who they love, nor can they, for that matter

      Brandon O'NeilBrandon O'NeilАй мурун
    • @TheNewGreenIsBlue they are... However he's incorrect...not all cats choose their owners. Some get picked up in shelters and gets chosen by if they're cute. Strays try to pick their homes if that person will take them in.

      Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonАй мурун